Everything is fair in love and war ... love is over ... now war begins

Yeh ishq nahi aasaan bas itna samajh lijiye ... ek aag ka dariya hai aur wahin bhasma ho jaana hai

Kuch rishton mein logic nahi hota hai ... sirf magic hota hai

Agar shakal dekh ke ladkiyan shaadi karti na ... toh Hindustan mein aadhe ladke kanware hote

Aap ek launda bata do hum mein duniya mein, ek launda ... jisne ladki ko dekh ke pehli bari mein bol diya ho ki matlab ... kya ladki hai na ... kaash yeh meri behen hoti

Aaj ke baad galat time pe phone kiya na ... toh aisi laat maarenge koole pe dimple nikaal denge tumhare

Laxmi ji ki kripa se paisa toh itna hai ki Dhanteras pe aap hi ki dukaan khareed ke aap hi ko gift karde

(Pyar se dekho) ... Arre hamari g**nd phatti huyi hai, kahan se layenge pyar

Dil mein joh aag hai sabko dikha doonga ... joh uthi doli teri duniya mein aag main laga doonga

Business start karne ke liye sabse zaroori cheez kya hoti hai pata hai ... ispaat ke andhkosh

Phool hai gobi ka, sabzi mat samajhna ... pyar hai bhanware ka, humdardi mat samajhna

(Apni gali mein toh kutta bhi sher hota hai) - Hamari gali mein na master, bahar se aaya hua sher bhi kutta hota hai

Itne chhed karenge ... itne chhed karenge ... itne chhed karenge, water filter ban jaaoge

Imaandari ke award mein sabse zyada baimaani hoti hai

Mere se pehle bahut pehle bhi ek Newton tha ... padhai karte waqt kabhi uski baat samajh nahi aayi ... par ab kaam karte waqt aa rahi hai ... ke jab tak kuch nahi badloge na dost, kuch nahi badlega

Let's rock under your frock

Hey sundar nar, main teri deewani hoon ... tu mera Bajirao, main teri Mastani hoon

Sahi business wohi hai jahan aap problem ko nahi ... solution ko bechte hai

Hum jaise middle class ladke na date pe nahi, bhandaaron pe jaate hai ... aur wahan bheed itni hoti hai ki late pahuncho na, toh gaiy ke mooh se puri cheenke khani padti hai ... upar se chappal chori ho jaati hai woh alag

Tune mujhe suffering di ... maine tujhe ring di