Haath hilaate reh gaya mardon ka mela ... lekin nahi aayi kabhi milan ki bela ... Ragini ne apni jawani ki bhook ko jhela ... lekin uske baap ne nahi khane diya ek bhi kela ... arre kela toh door na mili usse koi kakdi ... na kisi mard ki baahon mein kheli woh pakda pakdi

Tulsidas ji ne kaha hai ... ke matra pita se ooncha guru ka stann hota hai

No commitment, only entertainment ... no suhaag, only raat ... no mangalsutra, only kamasutra

Isse pehle ki rab ne bana di jodi ... chadh lo do ya teen aur ghodi

Bachpan se leke aaj tak hum dono ne joh kuch bhi kiya, saath mein kiya ... jeeye bhi toh saath, peeye bhi toh saath ... jhula jhulaya bhi toh saath ... pauda hilaya bhi toh saath

Tum saala viagra khane waalon ka yehi problem hai ... shak bahut karte ho

Lapat ke idhar pappi, udhar pappi ... udhar pappi, idhar pappi ... meri phulna shuru ho gayi

Kothe ki santan sirf ek raat ke liye dulhan banti hai ... umar bhar ke liye nahi ... woh daulat ke tarazu mein tulkar apni nath utarwaati hai ... byah karke suhagraat nahi manati

Mujhe woh haseen dard dedo jisse aaj ke baad main kisi doosre ke saath na baant sakun ... aur mera yeh jism sirf tumhari amanat bankar reh jaye

Men ... jitna chota dil, utna chota dimaag ... utna chota sab kuch

Joh kholna hai khol dena ... dil mat kholna

Kehte hai make-up sex is the best

Dude, you're a man ... tujhe hamesha coffee peene ke mood mein hona chahiye ... it's what we do, it's our tradition, it's what men do

Agar woh dono nahi mile na ... toh teri teeno taange kaat doonga

Virgin tel healthy hota hai ... male nahin

Yeh launda hai na aapka, ek number ka tharkulla hai tharkulla ... tharak se do level upar ... tharak, tharki, tharkulla

Nazar gul toh goti gul

Manne erotic kahani aur sharmati jawani ... ghani bhave hai

Tu jaaye toh woh aaye ... woh aaye toh ho jaaye

The need for two lovers to be together is much more than two f**kers