Apna impression macho-de!

(Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho) - Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai ... ki jaa rahi hai

Kahin two-some aur kahin three-some ... aur ab tak main hand-some

Lagta hai meri destiny mein wedding ring nahi ... sirf suffering hai

Ek aurat ki tarah ... mard ka bhi ek hi gehna hota hai

Yeh Muthiya itne kadak hai ... yeh khane ke nahi, yeh Muthiya maarne ke kaam aayenge

Music mere liye tarakki ki CD (seedi) hai

Apne scene ka toh full kerosene ho gaya yaar

Bus ho ya train, ek miss ho jaye toh doosri aa jaati hai ... but not life ... so please don't risk it

Kaam ke chakkar mein hum log Page 3 parties mein badi aash lekar jaate the ... aur issi liye aaj bhi hum yahan apni apni ass lekar aaye hai

All good guys are either gay or married

Valet parking toh suna tha dude ... lekin yeh toh valley parking ho gaya