Do harami ek jaisa kaise sooch lete hain?

Ladki ho ya cigarette ... tereko dono phokat mein lene ki aadat padh gayi hai

Indian women are like desi daru, always make you lose control ... but Indian men are like a mouse, always looking for a hole

Ladke ki kaathi ... kaathi pe ghoda ... ghode ki bum mein joh maara hathoda

Bas yahi apradh main har baar karta hoon ... aadmi hoon aadmi se pyar karta hoon

Abhi mera haath tere sar pe hai ... agar yeh haath utarkar gardan pe aa gaya na, toh tera maut ban jayega ... agar yeh haath gardan se aur neeche aa gaya na, toh na zindagi rahegi na maut

Mard joh hai na upar chadte hai ... aur auratein sirf upar dekhti hai

Pyar mein chemistry hoti hai aur sex mein physics

Wife working ... husband jerking

Let's rock under your frock

Ghagre mein ghus ke ho rahi thi fund raising?

Berozgar pati ko kaam ke liye utsana chahiye ... kamasutra ke liye nahi

Shaadi apne liye kar rahe hai ya in logon ke liye ... haldi, mehndi, chivda, daal ... what the f*ck is happening yaar

Jab dhoonde mard biwi ke saath bahar waali ko rakhne ka bahana ... toh reh jaata hai bilkul akela holding a banana

Chori chupe pyar ya toh ghar ke pichwade mein hota hai ya gaadi ke pichwade mein hota hai

Har computer ki wahich kahani ... kahin porn star toh kahin sapnon ki rani

Yeh Muthiya itne kadak hai ... yeh khane ke nahi, yeh Muthiya maarne ke kaam aayenge

That's a sexy name and I must say that's a sexy frame

Tere ghar mein mere bachche khelenge ... lekin tujhe daddy kehkar pukarenge

Aaj ke baad agar kisi ladki ki izzat nahi ki toh aisa haal karunga ... ki zindagi bhar peeche se mootega ... kyun ki aage ka tootega