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Guddu Ki Gun

Release Year - 2015
# 1
Kyun ki aapne itni ladkiyon ke saath hai khela ... upar waale ne golden kar diya hai aapka kela
Since you have played around with so many girls ... that's why God has made your penis into sold gold
# 2
Sunehre aksharon mein jayegi aapki kahani rachi ... aur cheer dalenge hum tumhari jaan bachi kuchi
Your story will be written in golden words ... and I'll tear apart your remaining life
# 3
Jab shareer pe chot lagti hai na toh mooh se gaali nikalti hai ... par jab dil pe chot lagti hai na toh mooh se baddua nikalti hai
When your body gets hurt then only bad words come out from your mouth ... but when your heart gets hurt then a curse comes out from your mouth
# 4
Aate se hoga keval ghaata ... agar khaoge band gobi toh dukaan band hogi ... agar khaoge butter toh down hoga shutter ... pyaaz se badega byaaj aur sauce se hoga sirf loss ... issi liye khao keval daal aur kamao dher sara maal
With flour there will only be loss ... if you'll eat cabbage then you're shop will close down ... if you'll eat butter then you're shutter will come down ... with onion your interest will rise and with sauce you'll only bear loss ... that's why only eat lentils and earn a lot of money
# 5
Kabhi kabhi Anarkali ko Salim ke bajai Akbar se mohabbat ho jaati hai ... vaise hi kabhi kabhi hone wali biwi, hone wali amma ban jaati hai
Sometimes Anarkali falls in love with Akbar instead of Salim ... just like that, sometimes a to be wife turns into a to be mother
# 6
Karte hai washing powder ka vyapar aur bhabhiyon se pyar
He does the business of selling washing powder and he loves married women
# 7
Uske liye ghun nahi gun ki zaroorat hoti hai ... aur Guddu ki gun khara sona hai
You need a gun for that (making love) and no talent ... and Guddu's gun is pure gold
# 8
Khuli aankhon se dekhta hoon kyun khwaab aaj kal ... uske chehre se kyun hai gulaab aaj kal
Nowadays why do I see a dream with open eyes ... nowadays why does her face look like a rose flower
# 9
Wah upar wale ... tu jab bhi leta hai na ... thappad maar maarke leta hai
God you're great ... whenever you take from us ... you slap us hard and then you take it from us
# 10
Inka dil hai chota, badi hai gaadi ... aur dhanda poora sarkari
His heart is small, his car is big ... and his business is all connected with the government
# 11
Khoobsirat khoobsurat se bahut bada hota hai
A beautiful character has more value than a beautiful body
# 12
Chaalaki zindagi mein insaan ko aage toh zaroor pahuncha deti hai ... magar jab chaal ulti padti hai na toh aadmi itni zor se girta hai ki awaaz nahi hoti ... dhamaka hota hai
Cunningness definitely takes a person forward in life ... but when the plan fails, then the person falls so badly that there is no noise ... just an explosion
# 13
Woh apne washing powder ki tarah ... apni chikni chupdi baaton se bholi bhali ladkiyon ko pehle bhigota hai ... phir unhe nichhodta hai ... aur phir unhe sookhe kapde ki tarah taar par taangkar chala jaata hai
Just like his washing powder ... first he drenches innocent girls with his smooth talks ... then he squeezes them ... and then he hangs them for drying and leaves
# 14
Tum apne baap ko hi khanjar dikha rahe ho kanjar ... ek laafa denge aur zindagi kar denge banjar
You're showing a knife to your father, you loser ... I'll give you one tight slap and ruin your life
# 15
Kaun kehta hai qayamat aayegi sab mar jayenge ... hum Bihari hoon pedh pe chad jayenge
Who says that everyone will die when a catastrophe comes ... I'm from Bihar, I'll simply climb up on a tree
# 16
Ek baar joh maine commitment kar di ... toh phir main doosri commitment leta hoon aur uske baad teesri ... kya hai na ki aadmi kabhi kabhi pehli commitment bhool jaata hai
Once I make a commitment ... then I make a second commitment and then after that a third one ... since sometimes a person forgets his first commitment
# 17
Biwi ko chhodkar har purana cheez ka value hai aaj ki date mein
Other than a wife, everything old has a value in today's time
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