Life mein kisi ka pyar kam nahi hota hai ... sirf hamari umeedein zyada hoti hai

In life no one loves less ... it's just that our hopes keep increasing

Kya cheez hai Mumbai, aamchi Mumbai ... woh vada pav ki chutney, woh Mahim ki phirni, woh local train ke dhakke, woh signal pe chakke ... woh traffic, woh kooda, woh kachra, woh auto taxi ka nakhra ... woh machi waali ka jhagda, woh bhel, woh pani-puri, woh ragda ... woh Wadala, woh Chakala, woh Bandra, kahin Sakku bai toh kahin Sandra ... woh aunty ka adda, saala main road pe hich khadda ... yaar jaisa bhi hai ... aamchi Mumbai toh aamchi hai yaar

What a great place Mumbai is, our Mumbai ... the chutney of vada pav, the phirni (sweet) of Mahim, the pushing in the local trains, the eunuchs at a traffic signal ... the traffic, the garbage, the trash, the tantrums of rickshaw and taxi ... the fight with the fish lady, the bhel, the pani-puri, the ragda ... places like Wadala, Chakala, Bandra, somewhere there is the maid Sakku and somewhere there is Sandra ... the aunt's location, bloody the pothole on the main road ... my friend however it is ... our Mumbai is our own

Yeh dharti roh rahi hai, yeh aasman roh raha hai ... nonsense yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

The land is crying, the sky is crying ... this is nonsense, what's going on?

Zindagi par jitna shak karoge ... zindagi tumhe utna hi tang karegi

The more you doubt life ... the more life will trouble you

When I'm good, I'm good ... when I'm bad, I'm better

When I'm good, I'm good ... when I'm bad, I'm better

Maine tujhko pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhko peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti Bournvita

I loved you, and your father beat me up ... and Bournvita gives you strength for the body and the heart

Ab ishq waalon ki duniya hogi tehas-nehas ... jab ghar ghar pahunchega yeh MMS

Now the world of lovers will get destroyed ... when this MMS (video message) will reach every house

Begani shaadi mein Abdullah deewana ... begane shootout mein jaan mat gawana

Just like an uninvited guest in a wedding ... don't lose your life in an unwanted shootout

Majnu aur Romeo ko agar naukri doondni padti na ... toh pata chalta ki pyar karna bada aasaan hai ... naukri doondna bahut mushkil

If Majnu and Romeo had to find a job ... then they would have realized that loving is more easy ... and finding a job is very difficult

Yeh zindagi ke mele duniya mein kam na honge ... of course hum na honge, almost hum na honge, at the most hum na honge

The fair's of life will not reduce in the world ... but of course we won't be there, almost we won't be there, at the most we won't be there

Draupadi ki saree keechna Dushasan ko pada bhari ... saree mein saree, Parag saree

Dushasan was in big problem after pulling Draupadi's saree ... and Parag saree is the best amongst the saree's

Le pakad khambha ... do ghoont mein tujhe dikhne lagegi Menaka aur Rambha

Here, hold the alcohol bottle ... take two sips and you'll see Menaka and Rambha

Shaadi chal raha hai ya saas bahu ka TV serial ... khatam hi nahi ho raha hai

Is this a wedding going on or a TV serial about mother-in-law and daughter-in-law ... it's just not ending

Humour achchi hai ... thoda sense daloge toh sense of humour ho sakta hai

Your humour is good ... but add some sense to it then it will become sense of humour

Apun Anna ... chaubees ghante chaukana!

I'm Anna ... and I'm alert 24 hours!

Luca good, Luca bad, Luca not ugly ... baat yaad rehti hai usse pichli

Luca is good, Luca is bad, Luca is not ugly ... and he remembers all the old things

Aatma udh gayi chhodkar shareer purana ... didi tera devar deewana, kudiyon ko dale dana

The soul flew off leaving the old body ... oh sister your brother-in-law is crazy, he keeps on flirting with women

Usne kaha ki karna mujhe phone ... humne kaha hum aapke hai kaun?

She asked to give her a phone call ... and I said who am I to you?

Maine kab kaha ki main Ram hoon ... arre main toh common hoon, sare aam hoon

When did I say that I'm Ram ... I'm a common man in the middle of everything