Kuch log shikaar karne aate hai ... khud shikaar ban jaate hai

Saala jisne daru banaya hai uska putla banana chahiye

Jung marke nahi, maarke jeeti jaati hai

Teri kundli mere haath mein tab se hai ... jab se tu Gaiety Galaxy theater ke bahar ticket black karta tha

Agar tere pass jagir hai ... toh mere pass jigar hai

Jab baat jugaad ki ho toh jaan ki keemat kam ho jaati hai

Kabhi kabhi jeetne mein woh mazaa nahi hai ... joh doosron ko jeetane mein hai

Duniya mein har aadmi jannat jaana chahta hai ... lekin jannat jaane ke liye koi marna nahi chahta

Jab aadmi ka waqt bura aata hai ... toh chahe woh unth pe hi kyun na behta ho ... phir bhi kutta usse kaat leta hai

Tere se badi degree mere paas hai ... MBA ... "Maha Bekaar Aadmi"

Dono gham se guzrein ya guzrein khushi se ... jahan se bhi guzrein, guzrein apni khushi se

Joh koi zulm ke khilaaf awaaz uthawat hai ... wohi insaan hai, wohi zinda hai

Barood ke canister pe behet ke Diwali nahi manayi jaati hai ... barood ke canister se manayi jaati hai

Brother-in-law will die Tommy's death

Sare kagazat mujhe chahiye do din mein ... kyun ki teesra tum logon ka chautha hoga

Joh shivaay ban jaaye ... usse kuch aur ban'ne ki zaroorat nahi

Sarat ghodon pe lagate hai ... kathor sheron pe nahi

Jis tarah mitti ke har kann mein pahad hota hai ... har beej mein ek jungle ... har talwar mein ek sena ... ussi tarah har ek Maratha mein chupa hai lakh Maratha

Paap ki umar bahut lambi hoti hai ... lekin paapi ki umar bahut choti

Joh ghar se kafan baandkar nikalte hai ... woh apna nahi dushman ka naam yaad rakhte hai