Jab aap log zindagi ki mauj mein the ... tab hum fauj mein the

Jab aadmi ka waqt bura aata hai ... toh chahe woh unth pe hi kyun na behta ho ... phir bhi kutta usse kaat leta hai

Jis aandhi toofan mein logon ke aashiyane udh jaate hai ... us mein hum chaddi aur banyan sukhate hai

Jhooti aastha nahi, raasta sachcha doonga ... tum mera haath pakad lo, main tumhe bachcha doonga

Gujarati ke haath se dandiya ... Tarzan ke badan se jhangiya ... aur Chetan Bhagat ke haath se rupaiya ... koi nahi cheen sakta

Mohabbat ho ya motorcycle ... dono mein break bahut zaroori cheez hoti hai

Without cash tu kaise karega aaish?

Ghadi ho toh Rado, gaadi ho toh Prado ... serial ho toh "Na aana is desh mein Lado"

Zara soocho, aap logon ke paas power hai, naukar hai, locker hai, rehne ke liye tower hai, nahane ke liye shower hai ... inke paas kya hai?

Khamosh kyun hai zameen aasman ... kya curfew lag gaya hai meri jaan?

Bank ke loan ki tarah saans andhar lo ... aur installment ki tarah dhere dhere bahar chodo

Hai rabba, main hoon iska abba ... main engine aur yeh mera dabba