Ek arse ke baad jab log milte hai toh ... har mulaqat mein ek choti si kahani hoti hai

When people meet after a long time ... then every meeting has one small story in it

Mujhe ladna nahi tha ... par tune koi choice nahi chhoda

I didn't want to fight ... but you left me with no other choice

Agar 'L' word kahoonga na ... toh 'GPL' khaoonga

If I say the love word ... then she will kick my ass

Teri mom ne kabhi sabun se tera mooh nahi dhoya kya? ... kitni gaaliyan deti hai

Didn't your mom ever wash your face with soap? ... how much you curse