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# 1

Woh aaj humse mile anjaano ki tarah ... hum yunhi raah take baithe the deewanon ki tarah ... har nigaah mein aur door chale jaate hai ... humse nazar churate hai baimaanon ki tarah ... hum yunhi raah take baithe the deewanon ki tarah

She met me today like a stranger ... I was waiting for her like crazy ... in every sight she kept going farther away ... she was avoiding me with dishonesty ... I was waiting for her like crazy

Akaash Vani

Poem•Romance
186
# 2

Woh kehte hain kabhi aur, kabhi aur hota nahi ... dil bhi toh nadan unke sivah kahin aur khota nahi ... hum mangte hai ek saans, ek dhadkan, ek nigaah ... woh kabhi aur de jaate hai ... par yeh kambakht kabhi aur, kabhi aur hota nahi

She says sometime else, but that sometime never comes ... even my silly heart doesn't go anywhere else other than her ... I ask for one breathe, one heartbeat, one sight ... but this crazy sometime else never comes

Akaash Vani

Poem•Romance
Play Video
152
# 3

Har ladki ki life mein ek umar aati hai jab usse realise hota hai ki ab uski life ... ek driver, ek bodyguard, ek naukar aur ek ATM ke bina nahi chal sakti ... aur ab ladki itna sab kuch toh afford kar sakti nahi na ... toh ladkiyan dhoondti hai boyfriend

In every girl's life there comes a moment when she realises that now her life ... will not work without a driver, a bodyguard, a servant and an ATM machine ... and since every girl can't afford all of this ... that's why girls look for a boyfriend

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Women•Life•Comedy
111
# 4

Raat kitni hi bhayanak kyun na ho ... subah zaroor hoti hai

No matter how dangerous the night is ... the morning definitely comes

Akaash Vani

Horror•Drama
103
# 5

In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta ... a happy woman is a myth!

No one can keep a girl happy ... a happy woman is a myth!

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Women•Happiness
103
# 6

Tum kya leke aaye the, kya leke jaoge ... nange chale aaye the, nange hi chale jaoge

What did you get and what will you take with you ... you had come naked and you'll go naked

Akaash Vani

Shayari•Comedy
81
# 7

Any discussion with a woman is an argument!

Any discussion with a woman is an argument!

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Women
70
# 8

Shaadi ke pehle woh nagin been kyun bajhta hai ... kyun ki na band waala bhi tumhe chetavani de raha hota hai kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi mein ... inka signature tune hai woh

Why do they play the snake's tune before you get married ... because even the person playing the band is warning you, as to who is coming in your life ... it's their signature tune

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Marriage & Wedding•Music•Comedy
66
# 9

Teri zulfon se chanti aati bulb ki roshni ko dekh aaisa laga ... jaise kisi jharoke se chaand jhaank raha ho

Looking at the filtered light of the bulb coming from your hair it feels as if ... the moon is peeping from some window

Akaash Vani

Shayari•Romance•Comedy
Play Video
66
# 10

Honeymoon is a three letter word ... S-E-X

Honeymoon is a three letter word ... S-E-X

Akaash Vani

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
52
# 11

Aana toh poori tarah aana ... ya toh aana hi mat

If you come then come wholeheartedly ... or else don't even come

Love Aaj Kal (2020)

Drama
Play Video
51
# 12

Biwi se sex maang le toh hum bikhari ... biwi ko sex na de toh hum atyachari ... aur kisi tarah jugaad lagake usse sex hasil karle na toh balatkari bhi hum hai

If we ask for sex from our wife then we're beggars ... if we don't give her sex then we're cruel ... and if we somehow hack our way into attaining sex from her then we're rapist as well

Pati Patni Aur Woh

Adult•Husband & Wife
Play Video
48
# 13

Is duniya ke har chu*iye ko lagta hai ki uski wali alag hai ... aur tere mooh se yeh alag hai sunke mujhe yakeen ho gaya hai ki "L" lagne wale hai

Every crazy lover thinks that his woman is different ... and after listening to this different from your mouth, I'm confident that you're going to get screwed

Sonu Ke Titu Ki Sweety

Comedy
Play Video
48
# 14

Shaadi mein sabse important cheez kya hoti hai ... maang bharna ... aur aadmiyon ka toh kaam hi hai aurat ki har maang bharna

What's the most important thing in a marriage ... to fill vermilion in a women's hair parting ... and it's the duty of men to fulfill every desire of women

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Men•Women•Marriage & Wedding
45
# 15

Woh tumhare maa baap ke baare mein kuch bhi bol le ... koi tension nahi ... tum unke maa baap ke baare mein zara si ek line bol do ... toh 3rd aur 4th world war dono ek saath ho jayenge

She can say anything against your parents ... there is no issue ... but if you say even one line against her parents ... then the 3rd and 4th world war, both will start together

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Parents•War & Battle•Comedy
44
# 16

Tum meri maa ko manipulative bolo ... koi tension nahi ... maine tumhari maa ko zara sa touchy ka bol diya ... itni touch ho jaati hai ki, by god hafton tak touch karne ko na mile

She can call my mom manipulative ... there is no issue ... but if I call her mom just touchy ... then she gets so touched that, by god I don't get to touch her for weeks

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Parents•Comedy
43
# 17

Har ladki ka siyapa hai ki I love surprises ... jab ki asal baat yeh hai ki women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised

Every woman claims that they love surprises ... but the reality is that women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Women•Comedy
41
# 18

Har aadmi ka fundamental right hai hugte hue sochna

It's the fundamental right of every man to think while he is doing potty

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Men•Comedy
41
# 19

Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem ... hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta

If a guy didn't hug the girl for two days then that's a problem ... and if he hugged then she says that you're being cheap, it doesn't look good

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Women•Men•Comedy
40
# 20

Shaadi shuda aadmi hamesha office ke liye late kyun ho rahe hote hai ... kyun ki joh time pe uthte hai woh baat karne mein late ho jaate hai ... aur joh samajhdar hai woh uthte hi late hai ... ki saala utho, tayaar ho aur bhaago

Why do married men are always running late for office ... because those who get up on time become late by talking ... and those who are smart get up late itself ... so that you get up, get ready and run

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Men•Job & Career•Time
39
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