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# 1

Woh aaj humse mile anjaano ki tarah ... hum yunhi raah take baithe the deewanon ki tarah ... har nigaah mein aur door chale jaate hai ... humse nazar churate hai baimaanon ki tarah ... hum yunhi raah take baithe the deewanon ki tarah

She met me today like a stranger ... I was waiting for her like crazy ... in every sight she kept going farther away ... she was avoiding me with dishonesty ... I was waiting for her like crazy

Akaash Vani

Poem•Romance

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Har ladki ki life mein ek umar aati hai jab usse realise hota hai ki ab uski life ... ek driver, ek bodyguard, ek naukar aur ek ATM ke bina nahi chal sakti ... aur ab ladki itna sab kuch toh afford kar sakti nahi na ... toh ladkiyan dhoondti hai boyfriend

In every girl's life there comes a moment when she realises that now her life ... will not work without a driver, a bodyguard, a servant and an ATM machine ... and since every girl can't afford all of this ... that's why girls look for a boyfriend

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Women•Life•Comedy

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# 4

Raat kitni hi bhayanak kyun na ho ... subah zaroor hoti hai

No matter how dangerous the night is ... the morning definitely comes

Akaash Vani

Horror•Drama

105

# 5

In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta ... a happy woman is a myth!

No one can keep a girl happy ... a happy woman is a myth!

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Women•Happiness

104

# 6

Tum kya leke aaye the, kya leke jaoge ... nange chale aaye the, nange hi chale jaoge

What did you get and what will you take with you ... you had come naked and you'll go naked

Akaash Vani

Shayari•Comedy

# 7

Any discussion with a woman is an argument!

Any discussion with a woman is an argument!

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Women

# 8

Shaadi ke pehle woh nagin been kyun bajhta hai ... kyun ki na band waala bhi tumhe chetavani de raha hota hai kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi mein ... inka signature tune hai woh

Why do they play the snake's tune before you get married ... because even the person playing the band is warning you, as to who is coming in your life ... it's their signature tune

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Marriage & Wedding•Music•Comedy

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Shaadi mein sabse important cheez kya hoti hai ... maang bharna ... aur aadmiyon ka toh kaam hi hai aurat ki har maang bharna

What's the most important thing in a marriage ... to fill vermilion in a women's hair parting ... and it's the duty of men to fulfill every desire of women

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Men•Women•Marriage & Wedding

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Woh tumhare maa baap ke baare mein kuch bhi bol le ... koi tension nahi ... tum unke maa baap ke baare mein zara si ek line bol do ... toh 3rd aur 4th world war dono ek saath ho jayenge

She can say anything against your parents ... there is no issue ... but if you say even one line against her parents ... then the 3rd and 4th world war, both will start together

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Parents•War & Battle•Comedy

# 16

Shaadi shuda aadmi hamesha office ke liye late kyun ho rahe hote hai ... kyun ki joh time pe uthte hai woh baat karne mein late ho jaate hai ... aur joh samajhdar hai woh uthte hi late hai ... ki saala utho, tayaar ho aur bhaago

Why do married men are always running late for office ... because those who get up on time become late by talking ... and those who are smart get up late itself ... so that you get up, get ready and run

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Men•Job & Career•Time

# 17

Tum meri maa ko manipulative bolo ... koi tension nahi ... maine tumhari maa ko zara sa touchy ka bol diya ... itni touch ho jaati hai ki, by god hafton tak touch karne ko na mile

She can call my mom manipulative ... there is no issue ... but if I call her mom just touchy ... then she gets so touched that, by god I don't get to touch her for weeks

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Parents•Comedy

# 18

Har aadmi ka fundamental right hai hugte hue sochna

It's the fundamental right of every man to think while he is doing potty

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Men•Comedy

# 19

Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem ... hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta

If a guy didn't hug the girl for two days then that's a problem ... and if he hugged then she says that you're being cheap, it doesn't look good

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Women•Men•Comedy

# 20

Har ladki ka siyapa hai ki I love surprises ... jab ki asal baat yeh hai ki women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised

Every woman claims that they love surprises ... but the reality is that women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Women•Comedy