Jitna bhi padh lo graduation, post-graduation ... par jab tak bhen*hod mangalsutra gale mein nahi lagta na ... tab tak life complete nahi hoti

No matter how much you study, graduation or post-graduation ... but until you don't have a wedding necklace in your neck ... till then your life isn't called complete

Tu na complete package hai ... bahar se sati, andar se slutty

You're a complete package ... from outside you're innocent and from inside you're slutty

Jaa apni mummy ke saath ... actually mummy se hi shaadi karle ... bloody mother lover

Go to your mother ... actually get married to your mother itself ... bloody mother lover

Zindagi mein khoob galatiyan karni chahiye aur unki saza bhi paani chahiye ... magar apni, kisi aur ki nahi ... jab tak galatiyan nahi karoge toh apni kahani kaise likhoge

One should make a lot of mistakes in life and one should also get punished for them ... but for your own mistakes, and no one else's ... how will you write your own story if you don't make mistakes

Shaadi apne liye kar rahe hai ya in logon ke liye ... haldi, mehndi, chivda, daal ... what the f*ck is happening yaar

Are we getting married for ourselves or these people ... there's turmeric, henna, snacks, lentils ... what the f*ck is happening my friend

Guess what an orgasm is called in Hindi ladies ... "charam sukh"

Guess what an orgasm is called in Hindi ladies ... "charam sukh" (ultimate pleasure)