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Rajpal Yadav
Rajpal Yadav

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# 1

Barf padh rahi hai aur haath mein koi jaam nahi ... pilaye jao hum mein ... hum mein koi kaam nahi


It is snowing and there is no drink in my hand ... make me drink ... I have nothing to do

# 2

Hum koi mandir ka ghanta hai ki koi bhi aake baja jaata hai


Am I the bell in the temple that anyones comes and hits me

# 3

Tu marega nahi ... tu sadega!


You won't die ... you will rot!

# 4

Aam aadmi ka naam sirf do hi baar aa sakta hai ... ek toh baap ke paise se shaadi ke card pe ... aur doosri baar mufat mein marne ke baad shok samachar mein


The name of a common man comes only twice ... once on his wedding card using his father's money ... and second after he dies, for free in the newspaper

# 5

Aye kisne ki hai ungli ... kaun hai hamare beech mein Ganguly?


Who did this mischief ... who is Mr. Ganguly in between us?

# 6

Pizza ke tukde hote hai toh pet bharta hai ... aur jab pyar ke tukde hote hai toh aashiq marta hai


When a pizza is broken into slices then the stomach fills up ... and when love is broken into pieces then the lover dies

# 7

Mumbai mein khaya, Mumbai mein piya, Mumbai mein jaga, Mumbai mein soya ... aur Vada Pav ki burai karke tera dil ek pal bhi na roya


You ate in Mumbai, you drank in Mumbai, you woke up in Mumbai, you slept in Mumbai ... and your heart was not sad for once, when you were complaining about Vada Pav

# 8

Tumhara face football se tennis ball kyun ban gaya?


Why did your face turn from a football into a tennis ball?

# 9

Upar waala bhi kya taqdeer ka paiya ghumata hai ... ki raja ko bikhari aur bikhari ke sar pe taj pehna deta hai


The way God spins the wheel of destiny is strange ... it turns a king into a beggar and it puts the crown on the head of a beggar

# 10

Matlab nikal gaya toh pehchante hi nahi ... ladki kya mili hum mein jaante hi nahi


Now that your work is done you don't even recognize me ... you've got the girl, so you don't even know me

# 11

Yahan sadak par bheek mil jaati hai, chokri mil jaati hai ... naukri waukri nahi milti


Here on the road you'll get money if you beg, you'll also find a girl ... but you won't find a job

# 12

Aaj raat uski shaadi hui hai aur thodi der mein manayega honeymoon ... woh bhi night se lekar afternoon


Tonight he's got married and in some time he will start his honeymoon ... and that to from night until afternoon

# 13

Aye Brian Lara ... chal ho ja nau do gyarah


Hey you Brian Lara ... go away from here

# 14

London ka mausam aur London ki ladkiyan inka koi bharosa nahi hai ... yeh kabhi bhi rang badalte rehte hai


The weather of London and the girls of London cannot be trusted ... they change their colours anytime

# 15

Thappa ko ishq ne bana diya langda ... varna woh bhi karta disco aur bhangra


Love has crippled Mr. Thappa ... or else even he would have done disco and bhangra

# 16

Fashion ki shuruvat Adam aur Eve se hui thi


Adam and Even started fashion

# 17

Yeh dharti roh rahi hai, yeh aasman roh raha hai ... nonsense yeh sab kya ho raha hai?


The land is crying, the sky is crying ... this is nonsense, what's going on?

# 18

Gents kapde seene mein main failure hoon ... issi liye main ladies tailor hoon


I'm a failure in stichting men's clothes ... that's why I'm a ladies tailor

# 19

Maine tujhko pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhko peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti Bournvita


I loved you, and your father beat me up ... and Bournvita gives you strength for the body and the heart

# 20

Lakshmi darwaaze par hoti hai aur badnaseeb insaan mooh dhone gaya hota hai ... lekin yahan toh saala yeh hugne gaya tha


An unlucky person goes to wash his face when the goddess of wealth is on his door ... but here this rascal was gone to do potty

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