Barf padh rahi hai aur haath mein koi jaam nahi ... pilaye jao hum mein ... hum mein koi kaam nahi

Hum koi mandir ka ghanta hai ki koi bhi aake baja jaata hai

Tu marega nahi ... tu sadega!

Aam aadmi ka naam sirf do hi baar aa sakta hai ... ek toh baap ke paise se shaadi ke card pe ... aur doosri baar mufat mein marne ke baad shok samachar mein

Aye kisne ki hai ungli ... kaun hai hamare beech mein Ganguly?

Pizza ke tukde hote hai toh pet bharta hai ... aur jab pyar ke tukde hote hai toh aashiq marta hai

Mumbai mein khaya, Mumbai mein piya, Mumbai mein jaga, Mumbai mein soya ... aur Vada Pav ki burai karke tera dil ek pal bhi na roya

Yahan sadak par bheek mil jaati hai, chokri mil jaati hai ... naukri waukri nahi milti

Tumhara face football se tennis ball kyun ban gaya?

Aaj raat uski shaadi hui hai aur thodi der mein manayega honeymoon ... woh bhi night se lekar afternoon

Upar waala bhi kya taqdeer ka paiya ghumata hai ... ki raja ko bikhari aur bikhari ke sar pe taj pehna deta hai

Matlab nikal gaya toh pehchante hi nahi ... ladki kya mili hum mein jaante hi nahi

Aye Brian Lara ... chal ho ja nau do gyarah

London ka mausam aur London ki ladkiyan inka koi bharosa nahi hai ... yeh kabhi bhi rang badalte rehte hai

Thappa ko ishq ne bana diya langda ... varna woh bhi karta disco aur bhangra

Gents kapde seene mein main failure hoon ... issi liye main ladies tailor hoon

Fashion ki shuruvat Adam aur Eve se hui thi

Yeh dharti roh rahi hai, yeh aasman roh raha hai ... nonsense yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Maine tujhko pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhko peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti Bournvita

Bhook lagegi toh aam ke pedh ke upar chadkar aamiya kha lenge ... pyaas lagi toh kuaan se pani pee lenge ... neend lagi toh peepal ke pedh ke neeche soo lenge ... aur aapka yaad aaya toh chup-chap akele mein ro lenge