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Pachaas pachaas kos door jab gaon mein Holi hoti hai ... toh maa kehti hai sooja beti sooja ... varna apni pichkaari lekar Jabbar aa jayega
When there is Holi in a village fifty kilometers from here ... then the mom says sleep my girl ... or else Jabbar will come with his water gun
Main deti hoon gareeb bachon ko education ... vidhwa maaon ko inspiration ... aur kunware mardon ko masturbation
I give education to the poor children ... inspiration to widowed mothers ... and masturbation to unmarried men
Kabhi devil aapke neeche ... kabhi aap devil ke neeche ... too much fun
Sometimes the devil is below you ... sometimes you're below the devil ... too much fun
Hum dono ke paas upar waale ka diya hua neeche waala talent hai ... usse waste nahi karna chahiye
We both have the talent on us below, that God has gifted us ... we should not waste it
Sanskar sirf kapde pehenne ya kapde utaarne se nahi bante ... aur yehi ek nanga sach hai
Values are not only made by just wearing or removing clothes ... and that's the naked truth
I love the family that works together, eats together and sleeps together
I love the family that works together, eats together and sleeps together
Pehle unki sirf dosti thi ... lekin ab dostana ho gaya hai
First they were only friends ... but now they've become a gay couple
Mere bare mein itna mat soocho ... main din mein aata hoon, raat mein nahi ... till then do whatever you want to man
Don't think a lot about me ... I come during the day, and not at night ... till then do whatever you want to man
Bhagwan kisi ko bada dil deta hai ... kabhi kisi ko bhagwan bada dimaag deta hai ... lekin apna dimaag lagakar apne dil se poocho ... ki bhagwan ne tumhe kya diya hai
God gives someone a big heart ... and god gives someone a big brain ... but use your brain and ask your heart ... as to what has god given you
Bachpan se leke aaj tak hum dono ne joh kuch bhi kiya, saath mein kiya ... jeeye bhi toh saath, peeye bhi toh saath ... jhula jhulaya bhi toh saath ... pauda hilaya bhi toh saath
Since childhood whatever we have done, we have done it together ... we lived together, we drank together ... we sat on the swing together ... we shook the plant together
Pholon ka taaron ka sabka kehna hai ... itna sara kapda maine kabhi nahi pehna hai
Flowers and stars, all are saying that ... I have never worn soo many clothes
Ab kisi ka bhi nahi hoga baal baanka ... bachenge kaki aur kaka ... sabki maa ka Saki Naka
Now no one will be in trouble ... only grandma and grandpa will remain ... and everyone else will go to hell
Agar ladki ko izzat doge na ... toh hi woh apni izzat aapko degi
If you give respect to a girl ... only then she'll make love with you
Har beti ka baap yeh sochta hai ki uska damaad heera niklega ... lekin tu toh woh Kohinoor hai jisne pata nahi kin kinke saath kitni baar Kohinoor istamaal kiya hoga
Every father of a daughter thinks that his son-in-law will be like a diamond ... but you turned out to be a Kohinoor diamond who has slept with, who knows how many girls and how many times wearing Kohinoor condoms
Shor mat karo ... varna khada kar doongi
Don't make noise ... or else I'll make you stand
Mujhe do minute mein pet bhar waali koi Maggi nahi ... balki saat janamon ka pyar dene waali chahiye ... mujhe DP nahi BP chahiye, beautiful patni
I don't need Maggi (noodles) that fills your stomach in 2 minutes ... instead I need someone who can love me for 7 rebirths ... I need a BP (Beautiful Partner) and not a DP (Display Picture)
Coffee ya dinner, jisse bhi bhare tumhara pet ... can we go on a date?
Coffee or dinner, whatever fills your stomach ... can we go on a date?
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