Pachaas pachaas kos door jab gaon mein Holi hoti hai ... toh maa kehti hai sooja beti sooja ... varna apni pichkaari lekar Jabbar aa jayega
Tusshar Kapoor
Main deti hoon gareeb bachon ko education ... vidhwa maaon ko inspiration ... aur kunware mardon ko masturbation
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Kabhi devil aapke neeche ... kabhi aap devil ke neeche ... too much fun
Aata majhi latakli!
Sanskar sirf kapde pehenne ya kapde utaarne se nahi bante ... aur yehi ek nanga sach hai
Darshan Jariwala
Mere bare mein itna mat soocho ... main din mein aata hoon, raat mein nahi ... till then do whatever you want to man
Hum dono ke paas upar waale ka diya hua neeche waala talent hai ... usse waste nahi karna chahiye
Aftab Shivdasani
I love the family that works together, eats together and sleeps together
Bhagwan kisi ko bada dil deta hai ... kabhi kisi ko bhagwan bada dimaag deta hai ... lekin apna dimaag lagakar apne dil se poocho ... ki bhagwan ne tumhe kya diya hai
Krishna Abhishek
Pehle unki sirf dosti thi ... lekin ab dostana ho gaya hai
Ab kisi ka bhi nahi hoga baal baanka ... bachenge kaki aur kaka ... sabki maa ka Saki Naka
Agar ladki ko izzat doge na ... toh hi woh apni izzat aapko degi
Bachpan se leke aaj tak hum dono ne joh kuch bhi kiya, saath mein kiya ... jeeye bhi toh saath, peeye bhi toh saath ... jhula jhulaya bhi toh saath ... pauda hilaya bhi toh saath
Har beti ka baap yeh sochta hai ki uska damaad heera niklega ... lekin tu toh woh Kohinoor hai jisne pata nahi kin kinke saath kitni baar Kohinoor istamaal kiya hoga
Shor mat karo ... varna khada kar doongi
Pholon ka taaron ka sabka kehna hai ... itna sara kapda maine kabhi nahi pehna hai
Mujhe do minute mein pet bhar waali koi Maggi nahi ... balki saat janamon ka pyar dene waali chahiye ... mujhe DP nahi BP chahiye, beautiful patni
Coffee ya dinner, jisse bhi bhare tumhara pet ... can we go on a date?
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