Zindagi mein jab sirf ek hi raasta bacha ho ... toh kya galat aur kya sahi ... koi mainey nahi rakhta

Jab tum smile karta hai na ... toh aisa lagta hai ki kya mast life hai

Carrom ramwanu, juice pivanu ... mazza ni life

Time time ki baat hai, kabhi din hai kabhi raat hai ... khatam ho jaye joh coffee ke bina, woh mulaqat koi mulaqat hai

Aye Mamu ... jadoo ki jhappi de daal aur baat khatam

Bewajah log kahan marte hai ... yaar hi bewafai karte hai

Jua khelne ka mazaa tab aata hai ... jab samne waale ka luck mazboot ho

Agar do logon mein connection ho na, feelings ho na ... toh dil ki awaaz dil se sun sakte hai

Sawaal yeh nahi hai ki bar mein kitni daru hai ... sawaal yeh hai ki tu kitni pee sakta hai

Jahan dekhi laundiya, nachne laga dandiya

Do-sau-che type ka sirf haddi hai ... todhne ke time apun log sochte they kya

Memory aur thukai ka kuch direct connection hai ... yeh baat toh doctor ko batani chahiye ... majho ka majho aur ilaaj ka ilaaj

Boyfriend bole toh?

Main yahan aaya hoon choron ki safai karne ... gundon ki dhulai karne ... aur kanoon ko todhne waalo ki thukai karne

Buddhe ke mooh mein toffee aur mehmaan ke mooh se maafi ... achchi nahi lagti

Desh toh apna ho gaya hai ... lekin log paraye ho gaye hain

Ab Gandhiji ko hi le lo ... puri zindagi ahinsa ahinsa ke peeche bhaagte rahe ... aur humne unki photo aaisi cheez par chaap di ... joh hinsa ki sabse badi jhad hai ... paisa

Main wapas zaroor aaonga ... aur uss din aakhri baar teri photo chapegi ... zinda nahi murda

Duniya mein log achche ya burre nahi hote ... sirf samajhdaar ya chutiye hote hai

Kya dekh raha hai? ... Rolex hai Rolex ... woh bhi original