Jab dono gaal pe padh jaye toh kya karneka ... yeh Bapu ne nahin kaha apun ko

Kya dekh raha hai? ... Rolex hai Rolex ... woh bhi original

Har khothe jaise dikhne waali cheez khothi nahi hoti ... aur har bhook ka ilaaj roti nahi hoti

Agar main marr gaya toh tu jee gaya ... agar main jee gaya toh tu marr gaya

Jabse is raaste pe kadam rakha hai na ... tabse kafan saath leke ghoomta hoon main

Kutta kitna bhi khatarnak ho jaaye ... sher ki nahi le paata

Samundar ki machli, ladki ka dil aur currency note pe kisi ka naam nahi likha hota ... jiske haath lagi us hi ki sagi

Yeh dil hai na ... tractor ki engine ki tarah dhadakhta hai

Jab bhook lagti hai na toh pet yeh nahin poochta ... ki yeh roti imaandari ki hai ya baimaani ki

Bole toh Gandhigiri zindabad!

Main jaanta hoon pyar andha hota hai ... lekin shaadi sabki aankhen khol deti hai

Mumbai mein insaan ki keemat uski supari se hoti hai

Sher Khan baimaani ka dhanda bhi imaandari se karta hai

Rajneeti bolo toh ek second ... socho toh ek minute ... seekh lo toh kuch din ... lekin rajneeti samajhne ke liye poori zindagi nikal jaati hai

Jab main phodna shuru karoonga na ... toh iski koi guarantee nahi hai ki kya kya phutega

Duniya ki koi bhi kitaab ek aurat ko khush karna nahi sikha sakti ... uske liye degree nahi, pedigree chahiye

Chocolate se dosti, diabetes ka khatra ... daru se dosti, liver ka khatra ... aur mujhse dosti, dushmani ka khatra

Bambai ki sari ladkiyan tere do by do dil mein bhari padi hai

Tere pass power hai, paisa hai, politicians hai ... lekin mere pass public hai

Bahadur toh sab hote hai ... main zara sa lucky hoon