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Release Year - 2011
# 1
Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna ... I, Me and Myself!
In life don't underestimate three things ... I, Me and Myself!
# 2
Main modern zamane ka kutta hoon ... wooow wooow wooow
I am a dog of the modern era ... wooow wooow wooow
# 3
Boyfriend girlfriend se darta hai, girlfriend cockroach se darti hai, cockroach chuhe se darta hai, chuha billi se darta hai, billi kutte se darti hai, aur kutta aadmi se darta hai ... aur aadmi aurat se darta hai ... vaise hi jaise villain hero se darta hai
A boyfriend is scared of his girlfriend, girlfriend is scared of a cockroach, cockroach is scared of a mouse, mouse is scared of a cat, cat is scared of a dog, dog is scared of a man ... and man is scared of a woman ... just like a villain is scared of the hero
# 4
Agar aap chuhe hai to ye billi hai ... agar aap billi hai to ye kutte hai ... agar aap kutte hai to ye tendua hai ... agar aap tendua hai to ye sher hai ... agar aap sher hai to ye haathi hai ... agar haathi hai to ye dinasaur hai dinasaur
If you're a mouse then he is a cat ... if you're a cat then he is a dog ... if you're a dog then he is a leopard ... if you're a leopard then he is a tiger ... if you're a tiger then he is a elephant ... if you're a elephant then he is a dinosaur, dinosaur
# 5
Is honey ke liye toh main moon tak jaane ke liye tayyar hoon
For this honey I am ready to go all the way to the moon
# 6
Main jaanta hoon pyar andha hota hai ... lekin shaadi sabki aankhen khol deti hai
I know that love is blind ... but marriage is an eye-opener
# 7
Abhe main un mein se hoon ... joh machli ko doobo ke maar sakta hoon
I am one of those people ... who can kill a fish by drowning it
# 8
Jab tak love story mein baadhayein na ho ... woh love story, love story nahi
Until there are no obstacles in a love story ... it ain't a love story
# 9
Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors
Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors
# 10
Ek baar kaam karna shuru kardoon ... no income, no tax ... (kya) no income tax
Once I start working ... then there is no income, no tax ... (what) no income tax
# 11
Aap logon ko upar waale ne bheja toh bheja ... lekin bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja
God has sent you guys ... but he has not given a brain in your minds
# 12
Main yahan rishtey jodne aaya hoon ... haddiyan todne nahi
I have come here to make relations ... not to break bones
# 13
Apna hone se koi apna nahi hota ... apno ko apnaane se ... apna, apna hota hai
Just being a part of the family doesn't make you a dear one ... a member becomes a dear one ... when you accept him
# 14
Aaisa gayab kar doonga ki Google.com bhi tumhe dhoond na payega
I will make you disappear such that even Google.com won't be able to find you
# 15
Mujhe toh nihayati khurrat plus kamini honhaar biwi chahiye
I want a truly shrewd, bitchy and smart wife
# 16
Upar waale ne isse dharti par bheja hi is liye hai ... taaki yeh dharti ka bhoj bada sake ... aur yeh maatha is liye diya hai ... taaki hamare maathe par yeh kalank laga sake
God has sent him on the earth ... so that he can increase the load on the earth ... and has given him a brain ... so that he can spoil our name
# 17
Pehle samjhao baat ... nahi samajh mein aaya ... toh do kheench ke laat
First make them understand ... and if they don't understand ... then give them a kick
# 18
Abhe saale khud ka thopda dekha hai ... national TV pe dikha de ... toh poore desh ki nazar utar jaaye
Bloody have you seen your face ... if they show it on the national TV ... then the whole country will be cursed
# 19
Jiske paas family support hai ... usse koi deport nahi kar sakta
One who has family support ... can't be deported
# 20
Agar isko laga daala ... toh life jhingalala
If I am able to convince her ... then life will be great
# 21
Tu na apne chehre pe "Welcome" likhwa le ... darwaaze ka sada hua doormat lagega tu
You should write "Welcome" on your face ... you'll look like a dirty doormat of the door
# 22
Oh bewakoofo ki CEO
Hey you CEO of fools
# 23
Ganda hai par dhanda hai ... aur gundo ko sabak sikhane yahi funda hai
It's bad but it's business ... and it is the fundamental way to teach goons a lesson
# 24
Yeh toh mafia ke baap hai ... ek nevla toh doosra saanp hai ... agar dono mil jaaye toh killer shark hai ... lekin dono angootha chaap hai
He is the father of mafia ... one is a mongoose and the other is a snake ... and if they both get together then they are a killer shark ... but both are uneducated
# 25
Bina kuch kiye lene ke dene padh rahe hai ... agar kuch by chance kar liye toh lene aur dene dono padh jayenge
Without doing anything I have to give, instead of taking ... if by chance I do something then I will have to give and take both
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