In life don't underestimate three things ... I, Me and Myself!

A boyfriend is scared of his girlfriend, girlfriend is scared of a cockroach, cockroach is scared of a mouse, mouse is scared of a cat, cat is scared of a dog, dog is scared of a man ... and man is scared of a woman ... just like a villain is scared of the hero

I am a dog of the modern era ... wooow wooow wooow

If you're a mouse then he is a cat ... if you're a cat then he is a dog ... if you're a dog then he is a leopard ... if you're a leopard then he is a tiger ... if you're a tiger then he is a elephant ... if you're a elephant then he is a dinosaur, dinosaur

For this honey I am ready to go all the way to the moon

I am one of those people ... who can kill a fish by drowning it

Until there are no obstacles in a love story ... it ain't a love story

I want a truly shrewd, bitchy and smart wife

I know that love is blind ... but marriage is an eye-opener

Once I start working ... then there is no income, no tax ... (what) no income tax

I have come here to make relations ... not to break bones

God has sent you guys ... but he has not given a brain in your minds

Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors

Bloody have you seen your face ... if they show it on the national TV ... then the whole country will be cursed

First make them understand ... and if they don't understand ... then give them a kick

Just being a part of the family doesn't make you a dear one ... a member becomes a dear one ... when you accept him

I will make you disappear such that even Google.com won't be able to find you

One who has family support ... can't be deported

God has sent him on the earth ... so that he can increase the load on the earth ... and has given him a brain ... so that he can spoil our name

If I am able to convince her ... then life will be great

You should write "Welcome" on your face ... you'll look like a dirty doormat of the door

He is the father of mafia ... one is a mongoose and the other is a snake ... and if they both get together then they are a killer shark ... but both are uneducated

Hey you CEO of fools

Without doing anything I have to give, instead of taking ... if by chance I do something then I will have to give and take both

It's bad but it's business ... and it is the fundamental way to teach goons a lesson