Ab dekh tamasha ... dhikhata hoon tereko Bipasha

Saara din tu bhaukega ... ya kaatega bhi

Aadmi apne kaam se pehchana jaata hai ... naam se nahi

Tere mein sur Osama ka ho ... lekin mere mein power Obama ka hai

Is mein sirf ek goli, aur bheje ki khali kholi ... peeche ka khadda do centimeter ka, aur samne se thopda Mr.India

Yeh duniya bahut buri hai, bahut buri hai ... joh bhi deti hai bura banane ke baad hi deti hai

Jahan paisa hota hai wahan jurm hai ... jahan jurm hota hai wahan khauff ... aur jahan khauff hota hai wahan mere jaisa mujrim

Roz nau baje Bachchan sahab TV pe aakar chilate the ... ki Kaun Banega Crorepati, Kaun Banega Crorepati ... tab main samjha ki crorepati banane ke liye ... sabe pehle "Con" banana zaroori hai

Mere baare mein joh bhi suna hoga bura hi suna hoga ... lekin main itna bura nahi hoon ki mere bagal mein khade hone se koi badnaam ho jaaye

Woh sapna kya sapna hai, joh sirf sooke dekha jaaye ... sapna toh woh hona chahiye, joh neendein udda de

Gujarati ke haath se dandiya ... Tarzan ke badan se jhangiya ... aur Chetan Bhagat ke haath se rupaiya ... koi nahi cheen sakta

Pyar umar nahi ... kamar dekhta hai

Apun ke bheje mein saala chemical locha hai

Loan aur shaadi ek jaise hai ... loan liya toh chukao, shaadi kiya toh nibhao

Taqdeer tera bistara garam karna chahti hai ... aur tujhe sofe pe sona hai

Kabhi bal se toh kabhi chhal se ... kitno ki Lanka dhai hai ... par is shehar ki hawa mein kuch ajeeb se garmai hai ... is liye purane paintere chhod, ab yahan akal ladane ki baari aayi hai

Yeh kaminapan mere sivah kaun karega?

Jhooti aastha nahi, raasta sachcha doonga ... tum mera haath pakad lo, main tumhe bachcha doonga

Pyar ka badla pyar aur dosti ka badla dosti ... yeh mera usool hai

Apun ke pass Bapu hai Mamu!