Tere mein sur Osama ka ho ... lekin mere mein power Obama ka hai

Is mein sirf ek goli, aur bheje ki khali kholi ... peeche ka khadda do centimeter ka, aur samne se thopda Mr.India

Tere pass power hai, paisa hai, politicians hai ... lekin mere pass public hai

Bahadur toh sab hote hai ... main zara sa lucky hoon

Roz nau baje Bachchan sahab TV pe aakar chilate the ... ki Kaun Banega Crorepati, Kaun Banega Crorepati ... tab main samjha ki crorepati banane ke liye ... sabe pehle "Con" banana zaroori hai

Mere baare mein joh bhi suna hoga bura hi suna hoga ... lekin main itna bura nahi hoon ki mere bagal mein khade hone se koi badnaam ho jaaye

Pyar umar nahi ... kamar dekhta hai

Yeh duniya bahut buri hai, bahut buri hai ... joh bhi deti hai bura banane ke baad hi deti hai

Woh sapna kya sapna hai, joh sirf sooke dekha jaaye ... sapna toh woh hona chahiye, joh neendein udda de

Apun ke bheje mein saala chemical locha hai

Jhooti aastha nahi, raasta sachcha doonga ... tum mera haath pakad lo, main tumhe bachcha doonga

Chocolate se dosti, diabetes ka khatra ... daru se dosti, liver ka khatra ... aur mujhse dosti, dushmani ka khatra

Politicians aur diapers ko badalna chahiye ... nahi toh gandagi phail jayegi

Gujarati ke haath se dandiya ... Tarzan ke badan se jhangiya ... aur Chetan Bhagat ke haath se rupaiya ... koi nahi cheen sakta

Taqdeer tera bistara garam karna chahti hai ... aur tujhe sofe pe sona hai

Kabhi bal se toh kabhi chhal se ... kitno ki Lanka dhai hai ... par is shehar ki hawa mein kuch ajeeb se garmai hai ... is liye purane paintere chhod, ab yahan akal ladane ki baari aayi hai

Yeh kaminapan mere sivah kaun karega?

Case mein dum hai ... lekin witnesses kam hai

Dua karta hoon dost ... ke tujhe is gusse ka saamna nahi karna padhe

Loan aur shaadi ek jaise hai ... loan liya toh chukao, shaadi kiya toh nibhao