Pehle se andar hain ... aur kitna andar jayenge

Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega ... par tum toh bol sakta hai na

Apun ne ek-sau-pandhra ghar khali karwaya ... baavan kidnapping kiyela hai ... kam se kam dhai-sau haddi toh torela rahenga ... pan kabhi andhar nahin aaya ... first time, first time kisi ko sorry bola ... direct andhar

Mere pass police hai, power hai, paisa hai ... tere pass kya hai?

Gooooood mooooorning, Muuuuuumbaaaai!

Desh toh apna ho gaya hai ... lekin log paraye ho gaye hain

Ox mane behll ... Ford mane gaadi ... Oxford bole toh behllgaadi

Jab dono gaal pe padh jaye toh kya karneka ... yeh Bapu ne nahin kaha apun ko

Arre kya baachaoo baachaoo chillarela hai ... izzat lootrein hai kya teri? ... police police chillaneka

Chaata maarna aasan hai ... maafi mangne ke liye himmat chahiye beta

Aadmi ko parakhna ho toh yeh dekho ki ... apne se neeche tarke ke logo se woh kaise bartav karta hai

Jab tak sooraj chaand rahega ... Munna Circuit ka naam rahega

Bole toh Gandhigiri zindabad!

Aye ooth re tereko sorry bolne ka hai

Gyan baatna chahiye re ... tu kya apne paas rakhke sada-rela hai

Full confidence mein janeka aur ekdum vinamrata ke saath baat karneka

Apun ke bheje mein saala chemical locha hai

Apun ke pass Bapu hai Mamu!

Apun ke saath kuch khunass hai kya ... kaiko sab khudkhushi waale idea derela hai

Tera get well soon ho jayega Mamu

Aye wallet, aye bullet ... you choose

Arre rakh le na Mamu ... tere liye free hai