I have seen very big people ... but none bigger than you

No matter how he is, there are 2 things an Indian does not like ... one a loss in cricket ... second an attack on his nation

The question is not that how much alcohol is there in the bar ... the question is that how much can you drink

Destiny is that bitch ... who doesn't sleep with me

Will you bark the whole day ... or will you bite also

Destiny wants to warm your bed ... and you want to sleep on the couch

In front of Indian's ... don't talk about burning India

He has earing in his ears, curse in his mouth, and no brains

He doesn't even know the difference between software and underwear

If I keep this bomb on your head then what will blast first ... this bomb or your head? ... (you tell what will blast) ... first you'll blast with fear

When the story has a twist ... only then there is fun