Bade bade dekhe hai ... lekin aapse bada nahi

Hindustani jaisa bhi ho, usse do cheezein bilkul pasand nahin ... ek hai cricket mein haar ... doosra apne desh pe vaar

Sawaal yeh nahi hai ki bar mein kitni daru hai ... sawaal yeh hai ki tu kitni pee sakta hai

Taqdeer woh chinaal hai ... joh mere saath nahi soti

Saara din tu bhaukega ... ya kaatega bhi

Taqdeer tera bistara garam karna chahti hai ... aur tujhe sofe pe sona hai

Hindustaniyo ke samne ... Hindustan ko jalane ki baatein nahi karte

Kaan mein baali, mooh mein gaali, dimaag se khaali

Isse toh software or underwear ka bhi farak pata nahi

Agar main yeh bomb tere sar pe rakhoonga toh pehle kya phatega ... yeh bomb ya tera sar ... (tu bata kya phatega) ... sabse pehle teri phategi

Kahani mein twist ho na ... toh mazaa aata hai