Is dharti par aisa koi ghoda paida nahi hua ... jiski savari main nahi kar sakta

Gunday ka sirf ek hi ussool hota hai ... ki uska koi ussool nahi hota hai

Lene ke baad dena toh padta hi hai bachchu

Log apna paap dhone ke liye Haridwar jaate hai ... main toh khud Ganga ko tere pass leke aa raha hoon

Agar pakadne waalon ke paas hazaron aankhen hoti hai ... toh unse bachke nikalne waalon ke paas karodon aankhen hoti hai

Gunehghar aur mujrim ka rishta ya kanoon se hota hai ... ya phir bandook ki goli se

Rishwat dene waale se zyada bada gunehgar rishwat lene waala hai

Is jahaan mein aaye ho toh kuch aaisa karo kadardaan ... ke jis gali se guzro toh awaaz aaye, abbajaan abbajaan

Tere paas do options hai ... ya apne pairon pe chal ... ya mere kandhe par

Khamosh kyun hai zameen aasman ... kya curfew lag gaya hai meri jaan?

Naukar maalik par ehsaan nahi ... sirf namak ka farz ada karta hai

Main yahan karobaar karne behta hoon ... desh seva nahin

Honi ko kaun taal sakta hai ... joh hona hai wohi hoga ... bachche ke diaper jitne bhi badalo ... geela toh woh karega bichauna

Titanic kab ki doob chuki hai varna us mein bithakar pyar se bhejta yeh bhaiya ... train ki ticket book ho chuki hai, biwi ghar se nikal de na toh chale jaana karte "Chaiyya Chaiyya"

Jab cycle pe behto ho toh chalana padta hai pedal ... agar duniya mein aaye ho toh punya karo, ki fayda cheque aur medal

Jaise kamino ki pechaan jail mein piste hue chakki ko hoti hai ... vaise apne jijo ki pehchaan Lakhwinder Singh Lakha urf Lucky ko hoti hai

Jis din police aur fauj tum logon ki rakhail ban jayegi na ... us din yeh saara mulk ek randikhana ban jayega ... aur jaise chakle chalte hai na ... ussi tarah tum is desh ko bech daloge

Aadmi chahte hue bhi apna ateeth nahi badal sakta ... lekin apne aaj ko sudhar sakta hai ... apne kal ko badal sakta hai

Jiski nazar kamzor hoti hai ... uska zor kam hota hai

Isko toh electrician hona chahiye tha ... har baat pe fuse udhta hai saale ka