Haq doge toh Ramayan shuru hogi ... cheenoge toh Mahabharat ... faisla tumhe karna hai Ramayan ke Mahabharat

Mann chahta hai ke is waqt kuch aisa ho jaye ... ki yeh duniya so jaye ... bas tum aur hum jage rahe ... aur uske baad yeh duniya hamesha soti rahe

Jab dhoonde mard biwi ke saath bahar waali ko rakhne ka bahana ... toh reh jaata hai bilkul akela holding a banana

Kahani mein twist ho na ... toh mazaa aata hai

Maut aankhon ke samne hoti hai na ... toh achchon achchon ki Gateway of India ho jaati hai

Zindagi ka maza humne bahut kam liya hai ... ab vapas lauta hoon zindagi bhar ka maza loonga

Bandook se kisi ki jaan li ja sakti hai ... kisi ka dil nahi jeet sakte

Agar main yeh bomb tere sar pe rakhoonga toh pehle kya phatega ... yeh bomb ya tera sar ... (tu bata kya phatega) ... sabse pehle teri phategi

Daag jaisa ho kameez pe, woh nikalta hai Nirma ya Rin se ... joh aaya hai karke mooh kala, woh nikalta hai dustbin se

I don't know woh kaun hai aur yeh sab kyun kar raha hai ... lekin ek baar uska pata chal jaye toh usse nafrat karne ki sahi wajah de doonga

Jitna talk time hai utna bol

Aaj tumhe maut sirf dekhni hi nahi ... mehsoos bhi karni padegi

Bewafaa aadmi khuda se gabra jaata hai ... aur sacha pyar hai na khuda se takra jaata hai

Sooch samajhkar jaan moochkar ki gayi galati ... galati nahi hoti

Zara soocho, aap logon ke paas power hai, naukar hai, locker hai, rehne ke liye tower hai, nahane ke liye shower hai ... inke paas kya hai?

Apne kaan ke saath saath apne shareer ke saare suraakh khol kar suno

Pritam Singh zinda rehne ka ek mauka sabko deta hai ... joh maan le toh theek, varna upar jaake rota hai

Nahi chahiye yeh imaarate ... jinke banane mein pani ki jagah gareebo ka paseena mila ho

Mard log haath se ladte hai ... chaku se nahi

Kichad uchhalne par kichad hi milta hai