Bina maqsad fight nahi karna ... aur agar maqsad mil jaye toh peeche nahi hatna

Mumbai nagariya, maya ki nagariya ... idhar har type ka aadmi milta hai ... aur har aadmi ka alag alag type se vaat lagta hai

Meri raftaar meri zindagi hai

Maut aankhon ke samne hoti hai na ... toh achchon achchon ki Gateway of India ho jaati hai

Sach ko sach karne ke liye do logon ki zaroorat padti hai ... ek joh sach bol sakta hai ... aur doosra joh sach sun sakta hai

Daag jaisa ho kameez pe, woh nikalta hai Nirma ya Rin se ... joh aaya hai karke mooh kala, woh nikalta hai dustbin se

I don't know woh kaun hai aur yeh sab kyun kar raha hai ... lekin ek baar uska pata chal jaye toh usse nafrat karne ki sahi wajah de doonga

Jitna talk time hai utna bol

Apne kaan ke saath saath apne shareer ke saare suraakh khol kar suno

Pritam Singh zinda rehne ka ek mauka sabko deta hai ... joh maan le toh theek, varna upar jaake rota hai

Mard log haath se ladte hai ... chaku se nahi

Gunday ka sirf ek hi ussool hota hai ... ki uska koi ussool nahi hota hai

Mann chahta hai ke is waqt kuch aisa ho jaye ... ki yeh duniya so jaye ... bas tum aur hum jage rahe ... aur uske baad yeh duniya hamesha soti rahe

Rishwat dene waale se zyada bada gunehgar rishwat lene waala hai

Main yahan karobaar karne behta hoon ... desh seva nahin

Jab cycle pe behto ho toh chalana padta hai pedal ... agar duniya mein aaye ho toh punya karo, ki fayda cheque aur medal

Jis din police aur fauj tum logon ki rakhail ban jayegi na ... us din yeh saara mulk ek randikhana ban jayega ... aur jaise chakle chalte hai na ... ussi tarah tum is desh ko bech daloge

Kahani mein twist ho na ... toh mazaa aata hai

Aajkal logon ko aisa accountant chahiye ... joh hisaab barabar bhi rakhe aur zaroorat aane par hisaab barabar bhi kar sake

Buzurgo ka aashirwad hi duniya ki sabse badi daulat hai