Agar mere saath dagabaazi ki na ... toh maarne se pehle tujhe randwa bana doonga

Dhood ke phatne se banti hai malai ... suit ke phatne se hoti hai silai ... bhoot ke darr se phatte jiski, uski toh rab hi kare bhalai

Dhoodh ka mazaa tab aata hai jab us mein ho elaichi, badam aur pista ... jab dil se dil mil jaate hai toh ban jaata hai bhai behen ka rishta

Chaukidar kare chaukidari, wafaadari toh kutta bhi karta hai ... joh kare biwi se bewafai, usse wafaa toh kutta bhi nahi karta hai

Iodex lagane se theek hoti hai moch, B-Tex lagane se theek hoti hai khujli ... dil lagane nikle joh pati, usse maarke current gira deti hai bijli

Unko pakadne ke liye pehle unki sooch ko pakadna hoga

Thoda roothegi, thoda cheekhegi, thoda chilayegi ... dil kehta hai ek din haseena maan jayegi

Nishana lagane ka maaza tab aata hai ... jab shikaar daud raha ho ... khade hue insaan ko maarna aaise hai ... jaise mele mein gubaare phodna

Teri dono life line khatam ho chuki hai ... ab teesri galati ki toh episode khatam

Aadmi musafir hota hai hero ... aata hai, jaata hai

My would be wife ... yeh lo knife ... kaato yeh cake aur bacha lo is bhooke ki life

Jab dhoonde mard biwi ke saath bahar waali ko rakhne ka bahana ... toh reh jaata hai bilkul akela holding a banana

Kanoon ke haath lambe hote hai ... pair nahi

Politics mein ek cheez yaad rakhna ... sikka uchle ya na uchle ... keechad zaroor uchalta hai

Kehte hai waqt har zakhm bhar deta hai ... magar waqt hi mera zakhm hai

Yeh Sardar hai aur asardar bhi hai

Today corruption is a part of our lives ... an honest man is a liability

Gunehghar aur mujrim ka rishta ya kanoon se hota hai ... ya phir bandook ki goli se

Haq doge toh Ramayan shuru hogi ... cheenoge toh Mahabharat ... faisla tumhe karna hai Ramayan ke Mahabharat

Aurat aur zevar dono ka sangam is duniya ki sabse badi sundarta hai