Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai ... Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai

Mushkil toh yeh hai ki main abhi theek tarah se bhigda bhi nahi ... aur tumne sudhaarna shuru kar diya

No if no but ... sirf jatt!

Tumhara naam kya hai Basanti?

22 tak padhai, 25 pe naukri, 26 pe chokri, 30 pe bachche, 60 pe retirement ... aur phir maut ka intezaar ... dhat aaisi ghisi piti life thodi jeena chahta hoon

Aap hi hamare pillar ho, lost and found memory ke chillar ho ... aap hi hamare Johnny, aur aap hi hamare Lever ho

Main dikhta hoon sweet, innocent, swami type ka na ... lekin actually hoon bahut bade harami type ka

Bachpan ki pant jawani mein fit nahi hoti ... aur har no ball pe free hit nahi hoti

Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost

Bade bade deshon mein aaisi choti choti baatein ... hoti rehti hai

Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?

Asli hai asli ... pachaas tola, pachaas tola ... kitna, pachaas tola

Ladki jab roti hai na bahut saare reasons hote hai ... par jab ladka rota hai ... reason ladki hi hoti hai

Dye karne ki umar mein ladai karne nikle hai

Upar waale ne ek din inki life mein aaisa piece bheja ... joh two piece pehne huye tha

Paal le koi rog nadan zindagi ke vaaste ... sirf sehat ke sahare zindagi katti nahi

Hamara income high ho na ho ... outcome toh hamara bhi world class hai

Bhoot bhoot ... inki maa ki

Kudi da patla lak te munde da good luck ... dono luck ki baat hoti hai

God made man and tailor made gentleman