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# 21

Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai ... Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai

No one can take Kashmir and no one can give Kashmir ... the only thing that can happen in Kashmir is a three day and two night honeymoon package

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Divyendu Sharma

Shayari•Comedy
1236
# 22

Mushkil toh yeh hai ki main abhi theek tarah se bhigda bhi nahi ... aur tumne sudhaarna shuru kar diya

Difficulty is that, I still haven't properly become worst ... and you have already started to improve me

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai

Emraan Hashmi

Comedy
Play Video
1197
# 23

No if no but ... sirf jatt!

No if no but ... only Punjabi!

Jo Bole So Nihaal

Sunny Deol

Comedy
1138
# 24

Tumhara naam kya hai Basanti?

Basanti, what is your name?

Sholay

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
1082
# 25

22 tak padhai, 25 pe naukri, 26 pe chokri, 30 pe bachche, 60 pe retirement ... aur phir maut ka intezaar ... dhat aaisi ghisi piti life thodi jeena chahta hoon

Study till 22, job at 25, girl at 26, kids at 30, retirement at 60 ... and then wait for death ... who wants to live such a boring life

Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani

Ranbir Kapoor

Life•Death•Comedy
Play Video
1076
# 26

Aap hi hamare pillar ho, lost and found memory ke chillar ho ... aap hi hamare Johnny, aur aap hi hamare Lever ho

You are our pillar, and our change from the lost and found memory ... you are our Johnny, and you are our Lever

Golmaal 3

Kunal Khemu

Shayari•Comedy
Play Video
1053
# 27

Main dikhta hoon sweet, innocent, swami type ka na ... lekin actually hoon bahut bade harami type ka

Don't I look someone who is of the type of a sweet, innocent saint ... but I'm actually someone who is of the type of a big rascal

Main Tera Hero

Varun Dhawan

Comedy
Play Video
1032
# 28

Bachpan ki pant jawani mein fit nahi hoti ... aur har no ball pe free hit nahi hoti

The pant of childhood doesn't fit in youth ... and every no ball doesn't have a free hit

Son Of Sardaar

Sanjay Dutt

Shayari•Sports & Games•Comedy
1027
# 29

Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost

Movie is still not over my friend

Om Shanti Om

Shahrukh Khan

Comedy•Friendship
1018
# 30

Bade bade deshon mein aaisi choti choti baatein ... hoti rehti hai

In big big countries such small small things ... keep happening

Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge

Shahrukh Khan

World & Universe•Comedy
Play Video
995
# 31

Asli hai asli ... pachaas tola, pachaas tola ... kitna, pachaas tola

It is real ... 50 tolas, 50 tolas ... how much, 50 tolas

Vaastav

Sanjay Dutt

Rowdyism•Comedy
982
# 32

Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?

Won't you welcome me?

Dabangg 2

Salman Khan

Comedy
Play Video
974
# 33

Ladki jab roti hai na bahut saare reasons hote hai ... par jab ladka rota hai ... reason ladki hi hoti hai

When a girl cries there are many reasons ... but when a guy cries ... then the reason is always a girl

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Imran Khan

Women•Men•Comedy
964
# 34

Dye karne ki umar mein ladai karne nikle hai

In the age of dyeing you're trying to fight

Welcome Back

Dimple Kapadia

Comedy
951
# 35

Upar waale ne ek din inki life mein aaisa piece bheja ... joh two piece pehne huye tha

One day God sent such a beautiful piece (girl) in their life ... who was wearing a two piece (bikini)

Welcome Back

Unknown

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
862
# 36

Paal le koi rog nadan zindagi ke vaaste ... sirf sehat ke sahare zindagi katti nahi

Build some bad habits for this silly life ... life cannot be completed only with good health

Naseeb (1997)

Govinda

Shayari•Life•Comedy
841
# 37

Hamara income high ho na ho ... outcome toh hamara bhi world class hai

No matter if our income is high or not ... our outcome is world class

Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania

Varun Dhawan

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
817
# 38

Bhoot bhoot ... inki maa ki

Ghost ghost ... to hell with you'll

Golmaal 3

Arshad Warsi

Adult•Horror•Comedy
Play Video
804
# 39

Kudi da patla lak te munde da good luck ... dono luck ki baat hoti hai

A girls slim waist and a boys good luck ... both are dependent on luck

Son Of Sardaar

Sanjay Dutt

Luck & Destiny•Comedy
787
# 40

God made man and tailor made gentleman

God made man and tailor made gentleman

Saheb Biwi Aur Gangster Returns

Irrfan Khan

Comedy•Religion & God
776
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Dekha Na Haaye Re
Bombay To Goa
 Dil Ka Haal Sune Dilwala
Dil Ka Haal Sune Dilwala
Shree 420
 Main Kya Karoon Ram
Main Kya Karoon Ram
Sangam
 Tu Maike Mat Jaiyo
Tu Maike Mat Jaiyo
Pukar (1983)
 Kisi Disco Mein Jaaye
Kisi Disco Mein Jaaye
Bade Miyan Chote Miyan (1998)
 Oonchi Hai Building
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Judwaa
 Jaaneman Aah
Jaaneman Aah
Dishoom
 Dil Pe Phod Du
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