Filmy Quotes

Movies Stars Singles Categories Roles Evergreen Quiz
Buy us a Chai
Comedy
Comedy

(Page 9 of 162)
# 161

Keep it up ... nahi toh ek ghup, seedha up

Keep it up ... or else I'll give you one shot and you'll go straight up

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Johnny Lever

Comedy•Rowdyism
245
# 162

India mein artist ki kadar nahi hai ... aur India ke baahar, Indian artists ki

In India there is no value of an artist ... and outside India, there is no value of an Indian artist

Chocolate

Irrfan Khan

Comedy
244
# 163

Kerala ke karele se Bareilly ki barfi banta ja raha hai tu

You are turning from a bitter gourd from Kerala into a dessert from Bareilly

Himmatwala (2013)

Paresh Rawal

Food & Drinks•City & Places•Comedy
243
# 164

Yahi toh baat mujhe aapki bahut achchi lagti hai ... ki aapko kuch samajh mein hi nahi aata

I love this point of yours a lot ... that you don't understand anything

Tere Naam

Salman Khan

Comedy
Play Video
242
# 165

Saala, rakh diya toh bhi baat karta hai

Bloody I put him down, but he is still talking

Hera Pheri (2000)

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
242
# 166

Jawani mein aksar break fail ho jaya karti hai

Breaks do fail oftenly when one is young

Phool Aur Kaante

Amrish Puri

Comedy
241
# 167

Suttebaazi na kare toh na kabhi bimaar ho ... ek toh paisa bache doosra badan tayaar ho

If you don't smoke then you will never get sick ... firstly you will save money and secondly you will have a strong body

Son Of Sardaar

Ajay Devgan

Shayari•Comedy•Money
240
# 168

Yahan sab gadbad hai ustad ... naram garam hai aur garam naram hai

Master, everything here is a disorder ... soft is hot and hot is soft

Raja Hindustani

Kunal Khemu

Comedy
240
# 169

Mobile uska, sim apun ka ... tu beech mein missed call dene waala kaun ... behen uski, byah apun ka ... tu beech mein taang adhane waala kaun

The mobile is his and the sim is mine ... who the hell are you to give a missed call in between ... it's his sister and my wedding ... who the hell are you to put your foot in between

Welcome Back

John Abraham

Technology & Science•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
Play Video
237
# 170

Main pehda hi hot hui thi!

I was born hot!

Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania

Alia Bhatt

Comedy
Play Video
237
# 171

Main aisa vaar karoonga ki Shakuni mama bhi sharminda ho jaye

I will attack in such a manner that even Shakuni uncle will be embarrassed

Raja Hindustani

Pramod Moutho

Comedy
237
# 172

Main ladkiyon ke peeche nahi bhaagta ... ladkiya mere peeche bhaagti hai

I don't run after girls ... girls run after me

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

Shahrukh Khan

Comedy•Women
237
# 173

Seedhe toh aaj kal sadhu nahi chalte ... main toh phir shaitan hoon

Not even the holy men are honest today ... I am atleast a devil

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Akshay Kumar

Truth & Honesty•Comedy
236
# 174

Yeh toh laal mirch hai teekhi teekhi ... haath lagao toh haath jale ... mooh lagao toh mooh jale ... dil lagao toh dil jale

She is red chilly, spicy spicy ... touch it and it will burn the hand ... eat it and it will burn the mouth ... love it and it will burn the heart

Tirangaa

Nana Patekar

Comedy•Food & Drinks
234
# 175

Kiss ho nahin paati yaar ... kyun ki naak beech me aa jaati hai

Never have been able to kiss ... because the nose comes in between

3 Idiots

Aamir Khan

Romance•Comedy
234
# 176

Na shehar dekho na biyabaan dekho ... khuda ka eklauta naam-o-nishaan dekho ... bas aankh uthao aur Rehan dekho

Don't look at the city and the desert ... look at the only sign of God ... just look up and look at Rehan

Fanaa

Aamir Khan

Shayari•Comedy
233
# 177

Yeh car nahi, bekaar hai ... dhikaar hai

This is not a car, it is useless ... it is a waste

Chennai Express

Shahrukh Khan

Transportation•Comedy
233
# 178

You come come memsaab!

You're welcome madam!

Raja Hindustani

Aamir Khan

Comedy
232
# 179

Naam sunte hi pichwaade mein bhukamp aa gaya na?

Doesn't it feel like an earthquake in your ass listening to the name?

Rowdy Rathore

Akshay Kumar

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
232
# 180

Kaise sign karon yaar ... meri pen toh tu le gayi

How do I sign buddy ... you took my pen

3 Idiots

Aamir Khan

Comedy
232
Songs - Comedy
Dekha Na Haaye Re
Dekha Na Haaye Re
Bombay To Goa
 Maine Paidal Se Ja Raha Tha
Maine Paidal Se Ja Raha Tha
Hero No. 1
 Khud Ko Kya Samajhti Hai
Khud Ko Kya Samajhti Hai
Khiladi
 What's Goin' On
What's Goin' On
Salaam Namaste
 Do You Wanna Partner
Do You Wanna Partner
Partner
 Chalao Na Naino Se
Chalao Na Naino Se
Bol Bachchan
 Awara Hoon
Awara Hoon
Awara
 Very Good Very Bad
Very Good Very Bad
Trimurti
 Hum Toh Tambu Mein Bambu
Hum Toh Tambu Mein Bambu
Mard
 Nanga Punga Dost
Nanga Punga Dost
PK

Recently Added

Box Office Winners

Movies Directory

ABCDEFG
HIJKLMN
OPQRSTU
VWXYZ#

Stars Directory

ABCDEFG
HIJKLMN
OPQRSTU
VWXYZ
About Us Privacy Policy FAQ's
Contact Us Terms of Use Sitemap
Copyright © FilmyQuotes.com