Chutti manane nikla tha ... tumne meri chutti kar di

Kehte hai shaadi mein agar pyar banaye rakhna hai toh do cheezein bahut zaroori hoti hai ... pati ki haar aur heeron ka haar

Yahi toh baat mujhe aapki bahut achchi lagti hai ... ki aapko kuch samajh mein hi nahi aata

Kerala ke karele se Bareilly ki barfi banta ja raha hai tu

India mein artist ki kadar nahi hai ... aur India ke baahar, Indian artists ki

Mobile uska, sim apun ka ... tu beech mein missed call dene waala kaun ... behen uski, byah apun ka ... tu beech mein taang adhane waala kaun

Saala, rakh diya toh bhi baat karta hai

Jawani mein aksar break fail ho jaya karti hai

Kiss ho nahin paati yaar ... kyun ki naak beech me aa jaati hai

Main ladkiyon ke peeche nahi bhaagta ... ladkiya mere peeche bhaagti hai

Na shehar dekho na biyabaan dekho ... khuda ka eklauta naam-o-nishaan dekho ... bas aankh uthao aur Rehan dekho

Seedhe toh aaj kal sadhu nahi chalte ... main toh phir shaitan hoon

Yahan sab gadbad hai ustad ... naram garam hai aur garam naram hai

Kaise sign karon yaar ... meri pen toh tu le gayi

Yeh car nahi, bekaar hai ... dhikaar hai

Main pehda hi hot hui thi!

Main aisa vaar karoonga ki Shakuni mama bhi sharminda ho jaye

Naam sunte hi pichwaade mein bhukamp aa gaya na?

Yeh toh laal mirch hai teekhi teekhi ... haath lagao toh haath jale ... mooh lagao toh mooh jale ... dil lagao toh dil jale

You come come memsaab!