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# 161

Suttebaazi na kare toh na kabhi bimaar ho ... ek toh paisa bache doosra badan tayaar ho

If you don't smoke then you will never get sick ... firstly you will save money and secondly you will have a strong body

Son Of Sardaar

Ajay Devgan

Shayari•Comedy•Money
251
# 162

Kehte hai shaadi mein agar pyar banaye rakhna hai toh do cheezein bahut zaroori hoti hai ... pati ki haar aur heeron ka haar

It is said that if you want to maintain the love in a marriage then two things are very important ... a husbands defeat and a necklace of diamonds

Table No. 21

Rajeev Khandelwal

Marriage & Wedding•Husband & Wife•Comedy
250
# 163

India mein artist ki kadar nahi hai ... aur India ke baahar, Indian artists ki

In India there is no value of an artist ... and outside India, there is no value of an Indian artist

Chocolate

Irrfan Khan

Comedy
248
# 164

Yahi toh baat mujhe aapki bahut achchi lagti hai ... ki aapko kuch samajh mein hi nahi aata

I love this point of yours a lot ... that you don't understand anything

Tere Naam

Salman Khan

Comedy
Play Video
248
# 165

Kerala ke karele se Bareilly ki barfi banta ja raha hai tu

You are turning from a bitter gourd from Kerala into a dessert from Bareilly

Himmatwala (2013)

Paresh Rawal

Food & Drinks•City & Places•Comedy
247
# 166

Mobile uska, sim apun ka ... tu beech mein missed call dene waala kaun ... behen uski, byah apun ka ... tu beech mein taang adhane waala kaun

The mobile is his and the sim is mine ... who the hell are you to give a missed call in between ... it's his sister and my wedding ... who the hell are you to put your foot in between

Welcome Back

John Abraham

Technology & Science•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
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246
# 167

Na shehar dekho na biyabaan dekho ... khuda ka eklauta naam-o-nishaan dekho ... bas aankh uthao aur Rehan dekho

Don't look at the city and the desert ... look at the only sign of God ... just look up and look at Rehan

Fanaa

Aamir Khan

Shayari•Comedy
246
# 168

Saala, rakh diya toh bhi baat karta hai

Bloody I put him down, but he is still talking

Hera Pheri (2000)

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
246
# 169

Kaise sign karon yaar ... meri pen toh tu le gayi

How do I sign buddy ... you took my pen

3 Idiots

Aamir Khan

Comedy
245
# 170

Kiss ho nahin paati yaar ... kyun ki naak beech me aa jaati hai

Never have been able to kiss ... because the nose comes in between

3 Idiots

Aamir Khan

Romance•Comedy
245
# 171

Main ladkiyon ke peeche nahi bhaagta ... ladkiya mere peeche bhaagti hai

I don't run after girls ... girls run after me

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

Shahrukh Khan

Comedy•Women
245
# 172

Jawani mein aksar break fail ho jaya karti hai

Breaks do fail oftenly when one is young

Phool Aur Kaante

Amrish Puri

Comedy
244
# 173

Seedhe toh aaj kal sadhu nahi chalte ... main toh phir shaitan hoon

Not even the holy men are honest today ... I am atleast a devil

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Akshay Kumar

Truth & Honesty•Comedy
243
# 174

Yahan sab gadbad hai ustad ... naram garam hai aur garam naram hai

Master, everything here is a disorder ... soft is hot and hot is soft

Raja Hindustani

Kunal Khemu

Comedy
243
# 175

Yeh car nahi, bekaar hai ... dhikaar hai

This is not a car, it is useless ... it is a waste

Chennai Express

Shahrukh Khan

Transportation•Comedy
242
# 176

Main pehda hi hot hui thi!

I was born hot!

Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania

Alia Bhatt

Comedy
Play Video
240
# 177

Main aisa vaar karoonga ki Shakuni mama bhi sharminda ho jaye

I will attack in such a manner that even Shakuni uncle will be embarrassed

Raja Hindustani

Pramod Moutho

Comedy
240
# 178

Naam sunte hi pichwaade mein bhukamp aa gaya na?

Doesn't it feel like an earthquake in your ass listening to the name?

Rowdy Rathore

Akshay Kumar

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
240
# 179

Yeh toh laal mirch hai teekhi teekhi ... haath lagao toh haath jale ... mooh lagao toh mooh jale ... dil lagao toh dil jale

She is red chilly, spicy spicy ... touch it and it will burn the hand ... eat it and it will burn the mouth ... love it and it will burn the heart

Tirangaa

Nana Patekar

Comedy•Food & Drinks
237
# 180

You come come memsaab!

You're welcome madam!

Raja Hindustani

Aamir Khan

Comedy
236
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