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# 161

Chutti manane nikla tha ... tumne meri chutti kar di


I had left for a vacation ... and you made me go crazy

# 162

Kehte hai shaadi mein agar pyar banaye rakhna hai toh do cheezein bahut zaroori hoti hai ... pati ki haar aur heeron ka haar


It is said that if you want to maintain the love in a marriage then two things are very important ... a husbands defeat and a necklace of diamonds

# 163

Yahi toh baat mujhe aapki bahut achchi lagti hai ... ki aapko kuch samajh mein hi nahi aata


I love this point of yours a lot ... that you don't understand anything

# 164

Kerala ke karele se Bareilly ki barfi banta ja raha hai tu


You are turning from a bitter gourd from Kerala into a dessert from Bareilly

# 165

India mein artist ki kadar nahi hai ... aur India ke baahar, Indian artists ki


In India there is no value of an artist ... and outside India, there is no value of an Indian artist

# 166

Mobile uska, sim apun ka ... tu beech mein missed call dene waala kaun ... behen uski, byah apun ka ... tu beech mein taang adhane waala kaun


The mobile is his and the sim is mine ... who the hell are you to give a missed call in between ... it's his sister and my wedding ... who the hell are you to put your foot in between

# 167

Saala, rakh diya toh bhi baat karta hai


Bloody I put him down, but he is still talking

# 168

Jawani mein aksar break fail ho jaya karti hai


Breaks do fail oftenly when one is young

# 169

Kiss ho nahin paati yaar ... kyun ki naak beech me aa jaati hai


Never have been able to kiss ... because the nose comes in between

# 170

Main ladkiyon ke peeche nahi bhaagta ... ladkiya mere peeche bhaagti hai


I don't run after girls ... girls run after me

# 171

Na shehar dekho na biyabaan dekho ... khuda ka eklauta naam-o-nishaan dekho ... bas aankh uthao aur Rehan dekho


Don't look at the city and the desert ... look at the only sign of God ... just look up and look at Rehan

# 172

Seedhe toh aaj kal sadhu nahi chalte ... main toh phir shaitan hoon


Not even the holy men are honest today ... I am atleast a devil

# 173

Yahan sab gadbad hai ustad ... naram garam hai aur garam naram hai


Master, everything here is a disorder ... soft is hot and hot is soft

# 174

Kaise sign karon yaar ... meri pen toh tu le gayi


How do I sign buddy ... you took my pen

# 175

Yeh car nahi, bekaar hai ... dhikaar hai


This is not a car, it is useless ... it is a waste

# 176

Main pehda hi hot hui thi!


I was born hot!

# 177

Main aisa vaar karoonga ki Shakuni mama bhi sharminda ho jaye


I will attack in such a manner that even Shakuni uncle will be embarrassed

# 178

Naam sunte hi pichwaade mein bhukamp aa gaya na?


Doesn't it feel like an earthquake in your ass listening to the name?

# 179

Yeh toh laal mirch hai teekhi teekhi ... haath lagao toh haath jale ... mooh lagao toh mooh jale ... dil lagao toh dil jale


She is red chilly, spicy spicy ... touch it and it will burn the hand ... eat it and it will burn the mouth ... love it and it will burn the heart

# 180

You come come memsaab!


You're welcome madam!

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