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# 161
Keep it up ... nahi toh ek ghup, seedha up
Keep it up ... or else I'll give you one shot and you'll go straight up
# 162
Jawani mein aksar break fail ho jaya karti hai
Breaks do fail oftenly when one is young
# 163
Jahapanah tussi great ho ... tofu kabool karo
My lord you are great ... please accept my offering
# 164
There izz always a first time, always a next time
There is always a first time, always a next time
# 165
Yahan sab gadbad hai ustad ... naram garam hai aur garam naram hai
Master, everything here is a disorder ... soft is hot and hot is soft
# 166
Yahi toh baat mujhe aapki bahut achchi lagti hai ... ki aapko kuch samajh mein hi nahi aata
I love this point of yours a lot ... that you don't understand anything
# 167
Main pehda hi hot hui thi!
I was born hot!
# 168
Mobile uska, sim apun ka ... tu beech mein missed call dene waala kaun ... behen uski, byah apun ka ... tu beech mein taang adhane waala kaun
The mobile is his and the sim is mine ... who the hell are you to give a missed call in between ... it's his sister and my wedding ... who the hell are you to put your foot in between
# 169
Main aisa vaar karoonga ki Shakuni mama bhi sharminda ho jaye
I will attack in such a manner that even Shakuni uncle will be embarrassed
# 170
Suttebaazi na kare toh na kabhi bimaar ho ... ek toh paisa bache doosra badan tayaar ho
If you don't smoke then you will never get sick ... firstly you will save money and secondly you will have a strong body
# 171
Seedhe toh aaj kal sadhu nahi chalte ... main toh phir shaitan hoon
Not even the holy men are honest today ... I am atleast a devil
# 172
You come come memsaab!
You're welcome madam!
# 173
Naam sunte hi pichwaade mein bhukamp aa gaya na?
Doesn't it feel like an earthquake in your ass listening to the name?
# 174
Kaise sign karon yaar ... meri pen toh tu le gayi
How do I sign buddy ... you took my pen
# 175
Kiss ho nahin paati yaar ... kyun ki naak beech me aa jaati hai
Never have been able to kiss ... because the nose comes in between
# 176
Ek ek paisa gin lena thook laga ke ... yeh ho na ho hum toh traditional kaminey log hai
Count every note with your spit ... he may not be, but we are traditional rascals
# 177
Yeh car nahi, bekaar hai ... dhikaar hai
This is not a car, it is useless ... it is a waste
# 178
Yeh toh laal mirch hai teekhi teekhi ... haath lagao toh haath jale ... mooh lagao toh mooh jale ... dil lagao toh dil jale
She is red chilly, spicy spicy ... touch it and it will burn the hand ... eat it and it will burn the mouth ... love it and it will burn the heart
# 179
Main ladkiyon ke peeche nahi bhaagta ... ladkiya mere peeche bhaagti hai
I don't run after girls ... girls run after me
# 180
Khet ka ganna teh romantic picture ka hero Rajesh Khanna ... bulaye nahi jaande
Sugarcane from the farms and romantic movies hero Rajesh Khanna ... are never forgotton
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