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# 161
Chutti manane nikla tha ... tumne meri chutti kar di
I had left for a vacation ... and you made me go crazy
# 162
Jawani mein aksar break fail ho jaya karti hai
Breaks do fail oftenly when one is young
# 163
There izz always a first time, always a next time
There is always a first time, always a next time
# 164
Yahan sab gadbad hai ustad ... naram garam hai aur garam naram hai
Master, everything here is a disorder ... soft is hot and hot is soft
# 165
Jahapanah tussi great ho ... tofu kabool karo
My lord you are great ... please accept my offering
# 166
Yahi toh baat mujhe aapki bahut achchi lagti hai ... ki aapko kuch samajh mein hi nahi aata
I love this point of yours a lot ... that you don't understand anything
# 167
Main aisa vaar karoonga ki Shakuni mama bhi sharminda ho jaye
I will attack in such a manner that even Shakuni uncle will be embarrassed
# 168
Mobile uska, sim apun ka ... tu beech mein missed call dene waala kaun ... behen uski, byah apun ka ... tu beech mein taang adhane waala kaun
The mobile is his and the sim is mine ... who the hell are you to give a missed call in between ... it's his sister and my wedding ... who the hell are you to put your foot in between
# 169
Suttebaazi na kare toh na kabhi bimaar ho ... ek toh paisa bache doosra badan tayaar ho
If you don't smoke then you will never get sick ... firstly you will save money and secondly you will have a strong body
# 170
Main pehda hi hot hui thi!
I was born hot!
# 171
Seedhe toh aaj kal sadhu nahi chalte ... main toh phir shaitan hoon
Not even the holy men are honest today ... I am atleast a devil
# 172
You come come memsaab!
You're welcome madam!
# 173
Yeh car nahi, bekaar hai ... dhikaar hai
This is not a car, it is useless ... it is a waste
# 174
Naam sunte hi pichwaade mein bhukamp aa gaya na?
Doesn't it feel like an earthquake in your ass listening to the name?
# 175
Ek ek paisa gin lena thook laga ke ... yeh ho na ho hum toh traditional kaminey log hai
Count every note with your spit ... he may not be, but we are traditional rascals
# 176
Khet ka ganna teh romantic picture ka hero Rajesh Khanna ... bulaye nahi jaande
Sugarcane from the farms and romantic movies hero Rajesh Khanna ... are never forgotton
# 177
Kiss ho nahin paati yaar ... kyun ki naak beech me aa jaati hai
Never have been able to kiss ... because the nose comes in between
# 178
Kaise sign karon yaar ... meri pen toh tu le gayi
How do I sign buddy ... you took my pen
# 179
Na shehar dekho na biyabaan dekho ... khuda ka eklauta naam-o-nishaan dekho ... bas aankh uthao aur Rehan dekho
Don't look at the city and the desert ... look at the only sign of God ... just look up and look at Rehan
# 180
Maine bhari mehfil mein sher maara ... toh sherni vidhva ho gayi
I said a poem in a big crowd ... and the tigeress became a widow
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