Don't I look someone who is of the type of a sweet, innocent saint ... but I'm actually someone who is of the type of a big rascal

Just like there is thickened milk in sweets ... just like there is Prabhu Deva in dance ... just like that I will serve brother Bali

They were easily getting Ranbir Kapoor ... but Shakti Kapoor was written in their destiny

In life I am only a fan of 3 things ... Amitabh on TV for the serial crorepati, Mahesh Bhupati in tennis and in gods my favourite Ganesha

If you do then it is a dance ... and if I do then just like my brother I am a loose character

I will break the first guy, I will crack the second guy ... and I will break, crack and join the third guy and then I will break him again

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ... and if you still don't reply ... I'll poke you

Your heart is big, my bill is small ... remember me in your prayers, alright I am leaving

She is so fat that ... if she stands on a weighing scale then instead of the weight it will show "To Be Continued"

Just like every double cross is deceit ... just like every boundary is four runs ... just like that there is a right moment to open your mouth

Just like every Coke is not cola ... just like every pea is not chickpea ... just like that every innocent looking person is not naive

Just like "saboot" is called proof in English ... the roof of the house is called "chhat" ... just like that in every language people like you are called fools

Your behavior, a dog's tale and Katrina's Hindi ... are such that they can never become straight

I pray everyday that ... beggars may come to my house, disease may come to my body ... but you should never come

Just like May comes before June ... just like six comes after five ... just like that every dog has his day

He won't get us a degree ... he will get us a third degree

Just like Superman wears a cape ... just like King Kong is called an ape ... just like that this is a great escape