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# 101

Mereko Yash Chopra waala pyar karna hai ... Prem Chopra waala nahi


I want to love like Yash Chopra ... not like Prem Chopra

# 102

Sab cheez time to time honi chahiye


Everything must happen time to time

# 103

Muskurane mein na koi tax nahi lagta


There is no tax incurred when you smile

# 104

Aadmi toh auraton ke hote hai ... mujhe mard chahiye, mard


Boys are of women ... I need men, men

# 105

Zindagi mein joh hota hai woh socha nahi hota ... aur joh socha jata hai woh kabhi hota nahi ... aur joh kabhi nahi hota, woh kabhi kabhi ho jata hai


In life whatever happens it is never thought of ... and whatever is thought of it never happens ... and whatever never happens, sometimes it does happen

# 106

Mere saath prom jaane ke liye tum sabko teen departments mein brilliant hona chahiye ... and that is good looks, good looks and good looks


To go to the prom with me you all have to be brilliant in three departments ... and that is good looks, good looks and good looks

# 107

Woh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein kick na ho


A life that doesn't have a kick is not a life

# 108

Doosron ke bachche aur kutton ke saath khelna sabko achcha lagta hai


Everyone likes to play with babies and dogs of other people

# 109

Duniya waalo mujhe na dikhao aaina ... nahi toh main bolonga "Made In China"


People of this world don't show me a mirror ... or else I will say "Made In China"

# 110

Aye Baba ... pachaas idea hai dimaag mein


Oh dad ... I have fifty ideas in my mind

# 111

Dum par kabhi zor se jhatka diya hota ... toh dum toh kya kuttiya bhi seedhi ho jaati hai


Had you ever pressed firmly on the tail ... then forget the tail, even the dog would have become straight

# 112

Tu don ki nahi ... donkey ki ladki hai


You are not a daughter of a don ... you are a daughter of a donkey

# 113

Gulab jamun se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji aapke hernia ka operation hone waala tha?


From gulab jamun I remember ... Mr. Tiwari weren't you suppose to undergo an operation for hernia?

# 114

Sambhar ka pata nahi ... lekin aapko yeh rasam follow hi karni padegi


I don't know about lentil soup ... but you will have to follow this custom

# 115

No complaints, no demands


No complaints, no demands

# 116

Aadhe idhar jao ... aadhe idhar jao ... aur baaki hamare saath aao


Half of you go here ... half of you go here ... and the rest come with me

# 117

Ghar ke andhar ice cream ko dekhke ... mere mooh mein Niagara Falls aa gaya tha


Seeing ice cream in the house ... there is Niagara Falls flowing in my mouth

# 118

Jitni tu garam hai ... utna tera bistar naram hai


How much hot you are ... that much soft your bed is

# 119

Auron ke liye gunaah sahi ... hum piye toh shabaab banti hai ... arre sau ghamo ko nichodne ke baad ... ek katra sharaab banti hai


It may be a crime for others ... but when I drink I become young ... and after you squeeze 100 sorrows ... you get one drop of alcohol

# 120

Aurat bhi kya cheez hai ... kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai ... aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai


What a thing a woman is ... if you say anything then her face swells ... and if you do anything then her belly swells

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