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# 101
Joh chane khate hai na ... woh badaam ke paad nahi maarte
Those who eat grams ... their fart is not of almonds
# 102
Sab cheez time to time honi chahiye
Everything must happen time to time
# 103
Muskurane mein na koi tax nahi lagta
There is no tax incurred when you smile
# 104
Aadmi toh auraton ke hote hai ... mujhe mard chahiye, mard
Boys are of women ... I need men, men
# 105
Zindagi mein joh hota hai woh socha nahi hota ... aur joh socha jata hai woh kabhi hota nahi ... aur joh kabhi nahi hota, woh kabhi kabhi ho jata hai
In life whatever happens it is never thought of ... and whatever is thought of it never happens ... and whatever never happens, sometimes it does happen
# 106
Mere saath prom jaane ke liye tum sabko teen departments mein brilliant hona chahiye ... and that is good looks, good looks and good looks
To go to the prom with me you all have to be brilliant in three departments ... and that is good looks, good looks and good looks
# 107
Duniya waalo mujhe na dikhao aaina ... nahi toh main bolonga "Made In China"
People of this world don't show me a mirror ... or else I will say "Made In China"
# 108
Aye Baba ... pachaas idea hai dimaag mein
Oh dad ... I have fifty ideas in my mind
# 109
Doosron ke bachche aur kutton ke saath khelna sabko achcha lagta hai
Everyone likes to play with babies and dogs of other people
# 110
Dum par kabhi zor se jhatka diya hota ... toh dum toh kya kuttiya bhi seedhi ho jaati hai
Had you ever pressed firmly on the tail ... then forget the tail, even the dog would have become straight
# 111
Woh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein kick na ho
A life that doesn't have a kick is not a life
# 112
Sambhar ka pata nahi ... lekin aapko yeh rasam follow hi karni padegi
I don't know about lentil soup ... but you will have to follow this custom
# 113
Gulab jamun se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji aapke hernia ka operation hone waala tha?
From gulab jamun I remember ... Mr. Tiwari weren't you suppose to undergo an operation for hernia?
# 114
Tu don ki nahi ... donkey ki ladki hai
You are not a daughter of a don ... you are a daughter of a donkey
# 115
No complaints, no demands
No complaints, no demands
# 116
Ghar ke andhar ice cream ko dekhke ... mere mooh mein Niagara Falls aa gaya tha
Seeing ice cream in the house ... there is Niagara Falls flowing in my mouth
# 117
Aadhe idhar jao ... aadhe idhar jao ... aur baaki hamare saath aao
Half of you go here ... half of you go here ... and the rest come with me
# 118
Jitni tu garam hai ... utna tera bistar naram hai
How much hot you are ... that much soft your bed is
# 119
Silencer pao puttar ... silencer
Be silent my son ... silent
# 120
Auron ke liye gunaah sahi ... hum piye toh shabaab banti hai ... arre sau ghamo ko nichodne ke baad ... ek katra sharaab banti hai
It may be a crime for others ... but when I drink I become young ... and after you squeeze 100 sorrows ... you get one drop of alcohol
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