Nowadays love has become like a maid ... she comes, rings the bell, does her work and goes away

Everyone likes to play with babies and dogs of other people

Had you ever pressed firmly on the tail ... then forget the tail, even the dog would have become straight

Boyfriends are like films ... some are just a time pass and some are blockbusters

People of this world don't show me a mirror ... or else I will say "Made In China"

Oh dad ... I have fifty ideas in my mind

Boys are of women ... I need men, men

In life whatever happens it is never thought of ... and whatever is thought of it never happens ... and whatever never happens, sometimes it does happen

Seeing ice cream in the house ... there is Niagara Falls flowing in my mouth

To go to the prom with me you all have to be brilliant in three departments ... and that is good looks, good looks and good looks

A life that doesn't have a kick is not a life

From gulab jamun I remember ... Mr. Tiwari weren't you suppose to undergo an operation for hernia?

I don't know about lentil soup ... but you will have to follow this custom

Be silent my son ... silent

You are an ant roaming on the trembling tail of a dirty lizard who is hiding behind an ugly picture hanging on a broken wall of an old ruin

There is no tax incurred when you smile

You are not a daughter of a don ... you are a daughter of a donkey

No complaints, no demands

Were you born in a train? ... since you are always seen running around like the Rajdhani Express

If you do then it is a dance ... and if I do then just like my brother I am a loose character