Sab cheez time to time honi chahiye

Joh chane khate hai na ... woh badaam ke paad nahi maarte

Muskurane mein na koi tax nahi lagta

Aadmi toh auraton ke hote hai ... mujhe mard chahiye, mard

Zindagi mein joh hota hai woh socha nahi hota ... aur joh socha jata hai woh kabhi hota nahi ... aur joh kabhi nahi hota, woh kabhi kabhi ho jata hai

Woh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein kick na ho

Mere saath prom jaane ke liye tum sabko teen departments mein brilliant hona chahiye ... and that is good looks, good looks and good looks

Duniya waalo mujhe na dikhao aaina ... nahi toh main bolonga "Made In China"

Aye Baba ... pachaas idea hai dimaag mein

Doosron ke bachche aur kutton ke saath khelna sabko achcha lagta hai

Tu don ki nahi ... donkey ki ladki hai

Dum par kabhi zor se jhatka diya hota ... toh dum toh kya kuttiya bhi seedhi ho jaati hai

Sambhar ka pata nahi ... lekin aapko yeh rasam follow hi karni padegi

Gulab jamun se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji aapke hernia ka operation hone waala tha?

No complaints, no demands

Aadhe idhar jao ... aadhe idhar jao ... aur baaki hamare saath aao

Ghar ke andhar ice cream ko dekhke ... mere mooh mein Niagara Falls aa gaya tha

Jitni tu garam hai ... utna tera bistar naram hai

Tera kya hoga Kaalia?

Purane khandar ki giri hui deewar pe tangi hui badsurat tasveer ke peeche chupi hui gadni chipkali ki phad-phadati pooch pe lehrati hui cheenti