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# 101

Mereko Yash Chopra waala pyar karna hai ... Prem Chopra waala nahi

I want to love like Yash Chopra ... not like Prem Chopra

Dishkiyaoon

Prashant Narayanan

Comedy
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# 102

Sab cheez time to time honi chahiye

Everything must happen time to time

Andaz Apna Apna

Paresh Rawal

Time•Comedy
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362
# 103

Muskurane mein na koi tax nahi lagta

There is no tax incurred when you smile

Ek Villain

Shraddha Kapoor

Comedy
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361
# 104

Aadmi toh auraton ke hote hai ... mujhe mard chahiye, mard

Boys are of women ... I need men, men

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Akshay Kumar

Men•Comedy
355
# 105

Zindagi mein joh hota hai woh socha nahi hota ... aur joh socha jata hai woh kabhi hota nahi ... aur joh kabhi nahi hota, woh kabhi kabhi ho jata hai

In life whatever happens it is never thought of ... and whatever is thought of it never happens ... and whatever never happens, sometimes it does happen

Karan Arjun

Kajol

Comedy•Life
352
# 106

Mere saath prom jaane ke liye tum sabko teen departments mein brilliant hona chahiye ... and that is good looks, good looks and good looks

To go to the prom with me you all have to be brilliant in three departments ... and that is good looks, good looks and good looks

Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham

Kareena Kapoor

Comedy
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347
# 107

Woh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein kick na ho

A life that doesn't have a kick is not a life

Kick

Salman Khan

Life•Comedy
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346
# 108

Doosron ke bachche aur kutton ke saath khelna sabko achcha lagta hai

Everyone likes to play with babies and dogs of other people

Shaadi Ke Side Effects

Farhan Akhtar

Animals & Birds•Comedy
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344
# 109

Duniya waalo mujhe na dikhao aaina ... nahi toh main bolonga "Made In China"

People of this world don't show me a mirror ... or else I will say "Made In China"

Himmatwala (2013)

Paresh Rawal

Shayari•City & Places•Comedy
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# 110

Aye Baba ... pachaas idea hai dimaag mein

Oh dad ... I have fifty ideas in my mind

Vaastav

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy
344
# 111

Dum par kabhi zor se jhatka diya hota ... toh dum toh kya kuttiya bhi seedhi ho jaati hai

Had you ever pressed firmly on the tail ... then forget the tail, even the dog would have become straight

Seeta Aur Geeta

Hema Malini

Animals & Birds•Comedy
343
# 112

Tu don ki nahi ... donkey ki ladki hai

You are not a daughter of a don ... you are a daughter of a donkey

Chennai Express

Shahrukh Khan

Comedy•Animals & Birds
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342
# 113

Gulab jamun se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji aapke hernia ka operation hone waala tha?

From gulab jamun I remember ... Mr. Tiwari weren't you suppose to undergo an operation for hernia?

Dabangg 2

Salman Khan

Food & Drinks•Adult•Comedy
341
# 114

Sambhar ka pata nahi ... lekin aapko yeh rasam follow hi karni padegi

I don't know about lentil soup ... but you will have to follow this custom

Housefull 2

John Abraham

Food & Drinks•Comedy
339
# 115

No complaints, no demands

No complaints, no demands

Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani

Ranbir Kapoor

Romance•Comedy
337
# 116

Aadhe idhar jao ... aadhe idhar jao ... aur baaki hamare saath aao

Half of you go here ... half of you go here ... and the rest come with me

Sholay

Asrani

Comedy
335
# 117

Ghar ke andhar ice cream ko dekhke ... mere mooh mein Niagara Falls aa gaya tha

Seeing ice cream in the house ... there is Niagara Falls flowing in my mouth

Son Of Sardaar

Vindu Dara Singh

Food & Drinks•Comedy
332
# 118

Jitni tu garam hai ... utna tera bistar naram hai

How much hot you are ... that much soft your bed is

Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela

Ranveer Singh

Adult•Comedy
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# 119

Auron ke liye gunaah sahi ... hum piye toh shabaab banti hai ... arre sau ghamo ko nichodne ke baad ... ek katra sharaab banti hai

It may be a crime for others ... but when I drink I become young ... and after you squeeze 100 sorrows ... you get one drop of alcohol

Naseeb (1997)

Kader Khan

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 120

Aurat bhi kya cheez hai ... kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai ... aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai

What a thing a woman is ... if you say anything then her face swells ... and if you do anything then her belly swells

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Anupam Kher

Women•Comedy•Adult
322
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Hum Tere Sanam Na Hote
Praan Jaye Par Shaan Na Jaye
 Ek Chatur Naar
Ek Chatur Naar
Padosan
 Mannu Bhai Motor Chali
Mannu Bhai Motor Chali
Phool Khile Hain Gulshan Gulshan
 Maskhari
Maskhari
Dil Bechara
 John Jani Janardan
John Jani Janardan
Naseeb (1981)
Daiya Yeh Main Kahan
Caravan
Kehta Hai Joker Sara Zamana
Mera Naam Joker
 Khatoon Ki Khidmat Mein
Khatoon Ki Khidmat Mein
Desh Premee
 Hum Bolega To Bologe Ki Bolta Hai
Hum Bolega To Bologe Ki Bolta Hai
Kasauti
 Main Hoon Woh Hero
Main Hoon Woh Hero
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