Aap hi hamare pillar ho, lost and found memory ke chillar ho ... aap hi hamare Johnny, aur aap hi hamare Lever ho

Bhoot bhoot ... inki maa ki

Ab saale ek number ke bikhari, baasi tarkari ... gud ki bimaari

Saale luche, tuche ... bazaaru mohalle ke guche

Tumhare paas college hai toh mere paas knowledge hai

Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hai na ... woh basement mein kapde badalte hai

Uncle aunty ki shaadi ... sunne mein kitna odd lagta hai

Abe jaldi bol ... picture khatam ho jayegi

Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan ... wife diya hai toh husband Diwali ... wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali

Josh hai toh hausle hai ... chidiya hai toh ghosle hai ... Harsha hai toh Bhogle hai ... Asha hai toh Bhosle hai

Har chamakti cheez sona nahi hota ... har footballer Maradona nahi hota ... har sabun Rexona nahi hota

Upar waala bhi aapse do yah teen din hi bada hoga

Itni goliyan maroonga, itni goliyan maroonga ... ki atma bhi confuse ho jayegi kidhar se niklon

Main apna atmasaman girake ... yeh samaan nahi uthaonga

Susu karne ke liye ... khud hi chhadi utaarni padti hai

Aisa aadmi life mein do heech time girta hai ... yah toh khule shoe ka lace ho ... yah phir aadmi khud characterless ho

Abhe aye Zandu Balm ke dhakan

Kutte ka naam Masakali rakh dene se ... woh kutta kabutar nahi ho jaata

Tu insaan nahi farishta hai ... cafe Barista hai

Ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaye ... fashion designer nanga nahaye ... Jayasuriya Sri Lanka jaye