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# 121

Purane khandar ki giri hui deewar pe tangi hui badsurat tasveer ke peeche chupi hui gadni chipkali ki phad-phadati pooch pe lehrati hui cheenti


You are an ant roaming on the trembling tail of a dirty lizard who is hiding behind an ugly picture hanging on a broken wall of an old ruin

# 122

Silencer pao puttar ... silencer


Be silent my son ... silent

# 123

Tera kya hoga Kaalia?


What will happen to you Kaalia?

# 124

Aap karen toh raas leela ... main karon toh bhai ki tarah character dheela


If you do then it is a dance ... and if I do then just like my brother I am a loose character

# 125

You shot gun, me quick gun Murugun ... ati-pati-kati yenna rascala tu dai ... Mind It!


You are shot gun, I am quick gun Murugun ... ati-pati-kati you rascal ... Mind It!

# 126

Oh tu rail gaddi vich paida hui thi? ... jab dekho Rajdhani Express ki tarah bhaagti hui nazar aati hai


Were you born in a train? ... since you are always seen running around like the Rajdhani Express

# 127

Revolver se zyada khatarnak cheez agar koi hai ... toh woh hai tumhari aankhen


If there is anything more dangerous than a revolver ... then it's your eyes

# 128

Church ki ghanti aur sexy aunty chhodne ka nahi ... saala sajaa daalne ka


You should never leave a church bell and a sexy aunty ... you should decorate it

# 129

Aaj kisses ... kal misses


Kisses today and misses tomorrow

# 130

Main apni favorite hoon


I am my own favorite

# 131

My daddy cry if I fail ... then I hit you and go to jail ... but don't worry I get easy bail ... then I again hit you, again jail, again bail ... then jail bail, jail bail, jail bail ... and one day your heart fail


My daddy will cry if i fail ... then I'll hit you and go to jail ... but don't worry I'll get easy bail ... and then I'll hit you again, then again jail, then again bail ... then jail bail, jail bail, jail bail ... and one day your heart will fail

# 132

Kyun thak re ho?


Why are you getting tired?

# 133

Kabhi kabhi dil jodne ke liye dil todna padta hai ... aur dil todkar jodne waale ko ... pata nahi kya kehte hai


Sometimes to join hearts one has to break a heart ... and one who joins hearts after breaking it ... is called, I don't know what

# 134

Girlfriend na sahi ... feel hi dede


You ain't my girlfriend ... but just give me the feel of it

# 135

Pistol ki goli aur laundiya ki boli jab chalti hai ... toh jaan dono mein hi khatre mein hoti hai


When bullets from a gun or words from a girl fire ... then there is a danger for life in both

# 136

Chakke sab ka saath nahin dete


Eunuchs don't support everyone

# 137

Pehle ko toh main todhoonga, doosre ko toh main phodoonga ... aur teesre ko toh main todh phod ke jhodoonga aur phir todhoonga


I will break the first guy, I will crack the second guy ... and I will break, crack and join the third guy and then I will break him again

# 138

Jail mein nirdosh aur rundikhane mein nirodh ... dono ki koi value nahi hai


An innocent in the jail and a condom in a brothel ... both have no value

# 139

Name toh kamaal che ... par surname bawaal che


Her name is great ... but her surname is the problem

# 140

Buddies you are my chaddies


Buddies you are my shorts

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