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# 121
Aurat bhi kya cheez hai ... kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai ... aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai
What a thing a woman is ... if you say anything then her face swells ... and if you do anything then her belly swells
# 122
Auron ke liye gunaah sahi ... hum piye toh shabaab banti hai ... arre sau ghamo ko nichodne ke baad ... ek katra sharaab banti hai
It may be a crime for others ... but when I drink I become young ... and after you squeeze 100 sorrows ... you get one drop of alcohol
# 123
Aap karen toh raas leela ... main karon toh bhai ki tarah character dheela
If you do then it is a dance ... and if I do then just like my brother I am a loose character
# 124
Tera kya hoga Kaalia?
What will happen to you Kaalia?
# 125
Oh tu rail gaddi vich paida hui thi? ... jab dekho Rajdhani Express ki tarah bhaagti hui nazar aati hai
Were you born in a train? ... since you are always seen running around like the Rajdhani Express
# 126
Revolver se zyada khatarnak cheez agar koi hai ... toh woh hai tumhari aankhen
If there is anything more dangerous than a revolver ... then it's your eyes
# 127
You shot gun, me quick gun Murugun ... ati-pati-kati yenna rascala tu dai ... Mind It!
You are shot gun, I am quick gun Murugun ... ati-pati-kati you rascal ... Mind It!
# 128
Church ki ghanti aur sexy aunty chhodne ka nahi ... saala sajaa daalne ka
You should never leave a church bell and a sexy aunty ... you should decorate it
# 129
Aaj kisses ... kal misses
Kisses today and misses tomorrow
# 130
My daddy cry if I fail ... then I hit you and go to jail ... but don't worry I get easy bail ... then I again hit you, again jail, again bail ... then jail bail, jail bail, jail bail ... and one day your heart fail
My daddy will cry if i fail ... then I'll hit you and go to jail ... but don't worry I'll get easy bail ... and then I'll hit you again, then again jail, then again bail ... then jail bail, jail bail, jail bail ... and one day your heart will fail
# 131
Kyun thak re ho?
Why are you getting tired?
# 132
Girlfriend na sahi ... feel hi dede
You ain't my girlfriend ... but just give me the feel of it
# 133
Chakke sab ka saath nahin dete
Eunuchs don't support everyone
# 134
Pistol ki goli aur laundiya ki boli jab chalti hai ... toh jaan dono mein hi khatre mein hoti hai
When bullets from a gun or words from a girl fire ... then there is a danger for life in both
# 135
Pehle ko toh main todhoonga, doosre ko toh main phodoonga ... aur teesre ko toh main todh phod ke jhodoonga aur phir todhoonga
I will break the first guy, I will crack the second guy ... and I will break, crack and join the third guy and then I will break him again
# 136
Name toh kamaal che ... par surname bawaal che
Her name is great ... but her surname is the problem
# 137
Yahan ke naukar, maaliko se zyada wafaadar hai
The servants here are more trustworthy than their masters
# 138
Jail mein nirdosh aur rundikhane mein nirodh ... dono ki koi value nahi hai
An innocent in the jail and a condom in a brothel ... both have no value
# 139
Main apni favorite hoon
I am my own favorite
# 140
A for apple, B for be quiet ... nahi toh C for chata
A for apple, B for be quiet ... or else it will be C for clout
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