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# 121

Auron ke liye gunaah sahi ... hum piye toh shabaab banti hai ... arre sau ghamo ko nichodne ke baad ... ek katra sharaab banti hai

It may be a crime for others ... but when I drink I become young ... and after you squeeze 100 sorrows ... you get one drop of alcohol

Naseeb (1997)

Kader Khan

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
Play Video
328
# 122

Aurat bhi kya cheez hai ... kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai ... aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai

What a thing a woman is ... if you say anything then her face swells ... and if you do anything then her belly swells

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Anupam Kher

Women•Comedy•Adult
324
# 123

Silencer pao puttar ... silencer

Be silent my son ... silent

Son Of Sardaar

Rajesh Vivek

Comedy
324
# 124

You shot gun, me quick gun Murugun ... ati-pati-kati yenna rascala tu dai ... Mind It!

You are shot gun, I am quick gun Murugun ... ati-pati-kati you rascal ... Mind It!

Om Shanti Om

Shahrukh Khan

Rowdyism•Comedy•Action
324
# 125

Aap karen toh raas leela ... main karon toh bhai ki tarah character dheela

If you do then it is a dance ... and if I do then just like my brother I am a loose character

Main Tera Hero

Varun Dhawan

Dance•Comedy
321
# 126

Oh tu rail gaddi vich paida hui thi? ... jab dekho Rajdhani Express ki tarah bhaagti hui nazar aati hai

Were you born in a train? ... since you are always seen running around like the Rajdhani Express

Pardesi Babu

Satish Kaushik

Transportation•Comedy
310
# 127

Revolver se zyada khatarnak cheez agar koi hai ... toh woh hai tumhari aankhen

If there is anything more dangerous than a revolver ... then it's your eyes

Aatank Hi Aatank

Rajinikanth

Romance•Comedy
306
# 128

Church ki ghanti aur sexy aunty chhodne ka nahi ... saala sajaa daalne ka

You should never leave a church bell and a sexy aunty ... you should decorate it

Dishkiyaoon

Prashant Narayanan

Adult•Rowdyism•Comedy
305
# 129

Aaj kisses ... kal misses

Kisses today and misses tomorrow

Welcome Back

John Abraham

Comedy
303
# 130

Main apni favorite hoon

I am my own favorite

Jab We Met

Kareena Kapoor

Comedy
301
# 131

My daddy cry if I fail ... then I hit you and go to jail ... but don't worry I get easy bail ... then I again hit you, again jail, again bail ... then jail bail, jail bail, jail bail ... and one day your heart fail

My daddy will cry if i fail ... then I'll hit you and go to jail ... but don't worry I'll get easy bail ... and then I'll hit you again, then again jail, then again bail ... then jail bail, jail bail, jail bail ... and one day your heart will fail

Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania

Varun Dhawan

Poem•Comedy
296
# 132

Kabhi kabhi dil jodne ke liye dil todna padta hai ... aur dil todkar jodne waale ko ... pata nahi kya kehte hai

Sometimes to join hearts one has to break a heart ... and one who joins hearts after breaking it ... is called, I don't know what

Baadshah

Shahrukh Khan

Comedy•Romance
Play Video
294
# 133

Kyun thak re ho?

Why are you getting tired?

Housefull 2

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
293
# 134

Pistol ki goli aur laundiya ki boli jab chalti hai ... toh jaan dono mein hi khatre mein hoti hai

When bullets from a gun or words from a girl fire ... then there is a danger for life in both

Gunday

Irrfan Khan

Comedy•Life
Play Video
290
# 135

Chakke sab ka saath nahin dete

Eunuchs don't support everyone

Jannat

Emraan Hashmi

Comedy•Gambling
289
# 136

Girlfriend na sahi ... feel hi dede

You ain't my girlfriend ... but just give me the feel of it

Raanjhanaa

Dhanush

Comedy•Romance
Play Video
288
# 137

Name toh kamaal che ... par surname bawaal che

Her name is great ... but her surname is the problem

Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela

Ranveer Singh

Comedy
Play Video
285
# 138

Pehle ko toh main todhoonga, doosre ko toh main phodoonga ... aur teesre ko toh main todh phod ke jhodoonga aur phir todhoonga

I will break the first guy, I will crack the second guy ... and I will break, crack and join the third guy and then I will break him again

Main Tera Hero

Varun Dhawan

Action•Comedy
Play Video
284
# 139

Jail mein nirdosh aur rundikhane mein nirodh ... dono ki koi value nahi hai

An innocent in the jail and a condom in a brothel ... both have no value

Shootout At Wadala

Tusshar Kapoor

Adult•Comedy
284
# 140

Yahan ke naukar, maaliko se zyada wafaadar hai

The servants here are more trustworthy than their masters

7 Khoon Maaf

Priyanka Chopra

Comedy
281
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