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# 81
Kabab mein haddi toh suna tha ... yeh saala poora bakra kahan ghus aaya
I had heard about bones mixed with meat ... how come this whole goat came along
# 82
Bahar tumhari aunty bahut saare uncles ko lekar aayi hai
Your aunt has bought a lot of uncles outside
# 83
Bade bade dekhe hai ... lekin aapse bada nahi
I have seen very big people ... but none bigger than you
# 84
Pyar andha hota hai ... aur pyar mein padhne waale, usse badhe andhe hote hai
Love is blind ... and people who fall in love, are worse than that
# 85
Laila ke aangan mein joh bhangra ho gaya ... Majnu naacha aur yoon naacha ke langda ho gaya
When people were dancing in Laila's courtyard ... Majnu danced like crazy and he became lame
# 86
Neend na mashooka ki tarah hoti hai ... waqt na do toh bura maanke chali jaati hai
Sleep is like a girlfriend ... if you don't give time to it, then it gets upset and leaves
# 87
Oye paaji kadhi has bhi liya karo
Oh brother do laugh at times
# 88
Jigar ka dard upar se kahin malum hota hai? ... ki jigar dard upar se nahin malum hota hai
Can you see the pain of the heart from outside? ... you cannot see the pain of the heart from outside
# 89
Star toh wohi ban sakta hai ... jiski aawaz sunkar, jiske geet sunkar ... dil kahe seeti maar
Only he can become a star ... who voice when you hear, whose song when you hear ... your heart says to whistle
# 90
Yeh Baburao ka style hai
This is Baburao's style
# 91
Reebok nahi toh reebokey sahi
If you didn't get the original Reebok (shoes) then you're alright with the duplicate
# 92
Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte ... phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo
It was a big dilemma, should be help our friend or wipe his mom's tears ... then we thought forget all man, let's concentrate on mattar paneer
# 93
Mereko Yash Chopra waala pyar karna hai ... Prem Chopra waala nahi
I want to love like Yash Chopra ... not like Prem Chopra
# 94
Joh chane khate hai na ... woh badaam ke paad nahi maarte
Those who eat grams ... their fart is not of almonds
# 95
(Meri dictionary mein impossible ka shabd hi nahi hai) ... Acha ... kahan se khareedi aaisi bakwaas dictionary?
(My dictionary doesn't have the word impossible in it) ... Alright ... from where did you buy such an useless dictionary?
# 96
Yeh haath nahi hatauda hai hatauda ... mooh pe pada na ... daant popcorn ki tarah bahar aa jayenge
These hands are like a hammer ... if it falls on your face ... then your teeth will come out like popcorn
# 97
Shaadi ke basic concept mein hi jhol hai
The basic concept of marriage itself has a catch
# 98
Duniya mein teen cheezen hoti zaroor hai lekin kisi ne dekhi nahin ... bhooton ka sansar, sacha wala pyar aur Bahattar Singh ki raftaar
In this world there are three things that definitely exists but no one has seen them ... world of ghosts, real love and the speed of Bahattar Singh
# 99
Sab cheez time to time honi chahiye
Everything must happen time to time
# 100
Chehre par gussa, mann mein gaali ... goli bhi chalali ... phir bhi dono haath khali
There is anger on your face, cursing going on in your heart ... you even shot a bullet ... but still both your hands are empty
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