Apni dosti tire aur tube jaisi hai ... hawa teri nikalti hai aur bahet main jaata hoon

Mere seene mein dil nahi dost ... jigar hai jigar ... aur woh kabhi tootta nahi

Kabab mein haddi toh suna tha ... yeh saala poora bakra kahan ghus aaya

Bade bade dekhe hai ... lekin aapse bada nahi

Star toh wohi ban sakta hai ... jiski aawaz sunkar, jiske geet sunkar ... dil kahe seeti maar

Jigar ka dard upar se kahin malum hota hai? ... ki jigar dard upar se nahin malum hota hai

Neend na mashooka ki tarah hoti hai ... waqt na do toh bura maanke chali jaati hai

Pyar andha hota hai ... aur pyar mein padhne waale, usse badhe andhe hote hai

Shaadi ke basic concept mein hi jhol hai

Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte ... phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo

Oye paaji kadhi has bhi liya karo

Yeh Baburao ka style hai

(Meri dictionary mein impossible ka shabd hi nahi hai) ... Acha ... kahan se khareedi aaisi bakwaas dictionary?

Chehre par gussa, mann mein gaali ... goli bhi chalali ... phir bhi dono haath khali

Reebok nahi toh reebokey sahi

Boyfriends na filmon ki tarah hote hai ... kuch time pass toh kuch blockbusters

Yeh haath nahi hatauda hai hatauda ... mooh pe pada na ... daant popcorn ki tarah bahar aa jayenge

Aaj kal pyar na naukrani jaisa ho gaya hai ... aata hai, bell bhajata hai, kaam karta hai aur chala jaata hai

Duniya mein teen cheezen hoti zaroor hai lekin kisi ne dekhi nahin ... bhooton ka sansar, sacha wala pyar aur Bahattar Singh ki raftaar

Joh chane khate hai na ... woh badaam ke paad nahi maarte