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# 81

Apni dosti tire aur tube jaisi hai ... hawa teri nikalti hai aur bahet main jaata hoon

Our friendship is like tire and tube ... your air goes away and I stop down

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Imran Khan

Friendship•Comedy
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# 82

Mere seene mein dil nahi dost ... jigar hai jigar ... aur woh kabhi tootta nahi

I don't have a heart in my chest ... I have courage ... and that never breaks

Besharam

Ranbir Kapoor

Courage•Comedy
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# 83

Kabab mein haddi toh suna tha ... yeh saala poora bakra kahan ghus aaya

I had heard about bones mixed with meat ... how come this whole goat came along

Andar Baahar

Anil Kapoor

Animals & Birds•Comedy
408
# 84

Neend na mashooka ki tarah hoti hai ... waqt na do toh bura maanke chali jaati hai

Sleep is like a girlfriend ... if you don't give time to it, then it gets upset and leaves

Jazbaa

Irrfan Khan

Time•Comedy
406
# 85

Bade bade dekhe hai ... lekin aapse bada nahi

I have seen very big people ... but none bigger than you

Kaante

Sunil Shetty

Comedy
406
# 86

Jigar ka dard upar se kahin malum hota hai? ... ki jigar dard upar se nahin malum hota hai

Can you see the pain of the heart from outside? ... you cannot see the pain of the heart from outside

Sharaabi

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy•Sadness
405
# 87

Star toh wohi ban sakta hai ... jiski aawaz sunkar, jiske geet sunkar ... dil kahe seeti maar

Only he can become a star ... who voice when you hear, whose song when you hear ... your heart says to whistle

Aashiqui 2

Mahesh Thakur

Comedy
404
# 88

Pyar andha hota hai ... aur pyar mein padhne waale, usse badhe andhe hote hai

Love is blind ... and people who fall in love, are worse than that

Chocolate

Irrfan Khan

Comedy•Romance
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# 89

Shaadi ke basic concept mein hi jhol hai

The basic concept of marriage itself has a catch

Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani

Ranbir Kapoor

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
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399
# 90

Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte ... phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo

It was a big dilemma, should be help our friend or wipe his mom's tears ... then we thought forget all man, let's concentrate on mattar paneer

3 Idiots

Madhavan

Food & Drinks•Friendship•Comedy
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399
# 91

Oye paaji kadhi has bhi liya karo

Oh brother do laugh at times

Son Of Sardaar

Ajay Devgan

Comedy
389
# 92

Yeh Baburao ka style hai

This is Baburao's style

Hera Pheri (2000)

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
384
# 93

(Meri dictionary mein impossible ka shabd hi nahi hai) ... Acha ... kahan se khareedi aaisi bakwaas dictionary?

(My dictionary doesn't have the word impossible in it) ... Alright ... from where did you buy such an useless dictionary?

Chennai Express

Deepika Padukone

Comedy
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# 94

Chehre par gussa, mann mein gaali ... goli bhi chalali ... phir bhi dono haath khali

There is anger on your face, cursing going on in your heart ... you even shot a bullet ... but still both your hands are empty

Kick

Salman Khan

Action•Comedy
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382
# 95

Reebok nahi toh reebokey sahi

If you didn't get the original Reebok (shoes) then you're alright with the duplicate

Tanu Weds Manu Returns

Kangana Ranaut

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
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# 96

Aaj kal pyar na naukrani jaisa ho gaya hai ... aata hai, bell bhajata hai, kaam karta hai aur chala jaata hai

Nowadays love has become like a maid ... she comes, rings the bell, does her work and goes away

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Akshay Kumar

Adult•Comedy
376
# 97

Boyfriends na filmon ki tarah hote hai ... kuch time pass toh kuch blockbusters

Boyfriends are like films ... some are just a time pass and some are blockbusters

Ae Dil Hai Mushkil

Anushka Sharma

Comedy
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# 98

Yeh haath nahi hatauda hai hatauda ... mooh pe pada na ... daant popcorn ki tarah bahar aa jayenge

These hands are like a hammer ... if it falls on your face ... then your teeth will come out like popcorn

Sultan

Anushka Sharma

Comedy•Food & Drinks
370
# 99

Duniya mein teen cheezen hoti zaroor hai lekin kisi ne dekhi nahin ... bhooton ka sansar, sacha wala pyar aur Bahattar Singh ki raftaar

In this world there are three things that definitely exists but no one has seen them ... world of ghosts, real love and the speed of Bahattar Singh

Khiladi 786

Akshay Kumar

World & Universe•Comedy
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# 100

Mereko Yash Chopra waala pyar karna hai ... Prem Chopra waala nahi

I want to love like Yash Chopra ... not like Prem Chopra

Dishkiyaoon

Prashant Narayanan

Comedy
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