Log sunenge to kya kahenge ... chutiya aashiqui ke chakkar mein mar gaya, aur laundiya bhi nahi mili

Waqt pe shaadi na karo ... toh aadmi bahek hi jaata hai

Pehle se andar hain ... aur kitna andar jayenge

Jis school mein tune ye sab seekha hai na ... uska headmaster aaj bhi mujhse tuition leta hai

Bootiyan nochne waala geedar ... gala phadne se sher nahin ban jaata

Yeh haath hai ki hathoda ... keedon ki basti mein kaunsa aa gaya makauda

Tere dil mein soya tha, kyun utha diya ... card kahan se nikla, ke number mila diya

Main us tarah ki ladkiyon se is tarah ki baatein nahi karta

Utamamm dadh-dhadhatt paadham ... madhyam paadham thuchuk thuchuk ... khanishtham thud-thudiya paadham ... sur-suriya pran ghatkam

Life mein main sirf teen cheezon ka fan hoon ... TV pe Amitji ka crorepati, tennis mein Mahesh Bhupati aur bhagwanon mein mere pyare Ganpati

Ishq meri sehat ke liye achcha nahi hai

Raah chalte buddu banate hai dost ... cold drink bolke daru pilate hai dost ... girlfriend bolke auntyon se milwaate hai dost ... kitne bhi kamine ho, par yaad bahut aate hai dost

Main chahti hoon ki tum chaho ki tum na jao

Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega ... par tum toh bol sakta hai na

Jaise ek ghar mein do kitchen nahi hote hai na ... vaise ek ghar mein do brain nahi hone chahiye

Aaj ka kaam kal par chhodonga ... toh aaj bura maan jayega

Bahar tumhari aunty bahut saare uncles ko lekar aayi hai

Tum na gali ki gundi ho!

Jab tak ishq na karo, sab khush rakhti hai ... the problem starts once you fall in love

Apni dosti tire aur tube jaisi hai ... hawa teri nikalti hai aur bahet main jaata hoon