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# 61

Log sunenge to kya kahenge ... chutiya aashiqui ke chakkar mein mar gaya, aur laundiya bhi nahi mili

If people hear this what will they say ... the idiot died in love, and didn't get the girl either

Yeh Saali Zindagi

550

# 62

Waqt pe shaadi na karo ... toh aadmi bahek hi jaata hai

If you don't get married in time ... then a man gets wandered

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy

541

# 63

Play Video

516

# 64

Jis school mein tune ye sab seekha hai na ... uska headmaster aaj bhi mujhse tuition leta hai

In the school that you have learned all this ... that school's principal takes tuition from me even today

Comedy•Education

515

# 65

Pehle se andar hain ... aur kitna andar jayenge

We are already inside ... how much more inside can we go

Lage Raho Munna Bhai

514

# 66

Yeh haath hai ki hathoda ... keedon ki basti mein kaunsa aa gaya makauda

This is a hand or a hammer ... who is this spider in the colony of bugs

Himmatwala (2013)

Shayari•Animals & Birds•Comedy

504

# 67

Tere dil mein soya tha, kyun utha diya ... card kahan se nikla, ke number mila diya

I was sleeping in your heart, why did you wake me up ... where did you get the card from, to dial my number

Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela

Shayari•Romance•Comedy

501

# 68

Utamamm dadh-dhadhatt paadham ... madhyam paadham thuchuk thuchuk ... khanishtham thud-thudiya paadham ... sur-suriya pran ghatkam

A loud fart is respectable ... a medium fart is tolerable ... a slight fart is fearful ... a silent fart is unbearable

474

# 69

Main us tarah ki ladkiyon se is tarah ki baatein nahi karta

I don't talk like this to girls of that kind

Aditya Roy Kapur

472

# 70

Life mein main sirf teen cheezon ka fan hoon ... TV pe Amitji ka crorepati, tennis mein Mahesh Bhupati aur bhagwanon mein mere pyare Ganpati

In life I am only a fan of 3 things ... Amitabh on TV for the serial crorepati, Mahesh Bhupati in tennis and in gods my favourite Ganesha

Religion & God•Sports & Games•Comedy

462

# 71

Ishq meri sehat ke liye achcha nahi hai

Love is not good for my health

Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani

Romance•Comedy

462

# 72

Raah chalte buddu banate hai dost ... cold drink bolke daru pilate hai dost ... girlfriend bolke auntyon se milwaate hai dost ... kitne bhi kamine ho, par yaad bahut aate hai dost

Friends make fun of you anytime ... friends make you drink alcohol saying it's a cold drink ... friends make you meet with aunties saying she is their girlfriend ... but no matter how bad they are, you remember them a lot

Unknown

Friendship•Comedy•Food & Drinks

452

# 73

Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega ... par tum toh bol sakta hai na

Brother, I won't lie ... but you can

Lage Raho Munna Bhai

Lies & Cheating•Rowdyism•Comedy

448

# 74

Play Video

447

# 75

Aaj ka kaam kal par chhodonga ... toh aaj bura maan jayega

If I leave today's work for tomorrow ... then today will feel bad

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai

445

# 76

Jaise ek ghar mein do kitchen nahi hote hai na ... vaise ek ghar mein do brain nahi hone chahiye

Just like in one house you don't have two kitchens ... just like that in one house you shouldn't have two brains

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

444

# 77

Bahar tumhari aunty bahut saare uncles ko lekar aayi hai

Your aunt has bought a lot of uncles outside

Family•Comedy

432

# 78

Play Video

427

# 79

Jab tak ishq na karo, sab khush rakhti hai ... the problem starts once you fall in love

Until you love them, they all keep you happy ... the problem starts once you fall in love

Romance•Comedy

419

# 80

Laila ke aangan mein joh bhangra ho gaya ... Majnu naacha aur yoon naacha ke langda ho gaya

When people were dancing in Laila's courtyard ... Majnu danced like crazy and he became lame

Unknown

Shayari•Dance•Comedy

416

Songs - Comedy

Chal Mere Bhai

Chal Mere Bhai
Naseeb (1981)

Chhote Chhote Tamashe

Chhote Chhote Tamashe
Sanam Re

Ae Meri Zohrajabeen

Ae Meri Zohrajabeen
Phir Hera Pheri

Jungle Mein Mor Nacha

Jungle Mein Mor Nacha
Madhumati

Love Rap

Love Rap
Krantiveer

Khud Ko Kya Samajhti Hai

Khud Ko Kya Samajhti Hai
Khiladi

Golmaal O O
Golmaal: Fun Unlimited

Bade Kaam Ka Bandar

Bade Kaam Ka Bandar
Aankhen (1993)

Pungi

Pungi
Agent Vinod

Hum Tum Picture Dekh Rahe Ho

Hum Tum Picture Dekh Rahe Ho
Rang

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