Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?

Gulab jamun se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji aapke hernia ka operation hone waala tha?

Waqt tumhara kharab aaya hai aur din hum gine

Maa ki jhooti kasam nahi khaate hai ... jhootiya saala

Sudhar jao ... varna agar hum sudhaarne par utar aaye ... toh bahut nuksaan ho jayega

Utna hi maaro ... jitna ki khud bardaash kar sako

Akal ke aane ke liye shakal ke bighadneka kyun intezar kar rahe the tum?

Bada khiladi hai na tu ... toh khel bhi bada hi hoga tere saath

Yahan gawah bhi hum hai, vakil bhi hum hai aur judge bhi hum hai

Country on death bed sir ... all kidney fail sir