Yahan ke naukar, maaliko se zyada wafaadar hai

A for apple, B for be quiet ... nahi toh C for chata

Bhabhi hogi teri aur shaadi hogi meri

Rishton mein bharosa aur mobile pe network na ho toh log game khelne lagte hai

When I dead, police coming ... police coming, budiya going jail ... in jail budiya chakki peesing, and peesing, and peesing, and peesing, and peesing

Ravan Ram Ram nahi karte ... seedha Sita ko utha lete hai

Main jaanti hoon tum doli sajake rakhne waalon mein se nahi ho ... goli chalake thokne waalon mein se ho

Dil aapka bada hai, bill apna chota hai ... dua mein yaad rakhna bhai, chalo apun chalta hai

Sirf oye oye karne se koi chela guru nahi ho jaata ... aur sirf bhaukne se koi kutta kamina nahi ho jaata

Sirf dimaag bada hai tera, dil itna sa ... aur woh toh usse bhi chota hai

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ... aur agar tumne phir bhi jawaab nahi diya na ... I'll poke you

Aam aadmi aam hi ki tarah hote hai ... koi unhe choos leta hai toh phir koi unhe kaat deta hai

Jahapanah tussi great ho ... tofu kabool karo

(Kahan tak padhe ho tum?) ... Dus bajhe tak ... nau bajhe school shuru hua ... jab ek ghanta ho gaya toh principal sahab samajh gaye ... ki ghanta main kuch padh sakta hoon

Ladkiyan do kisam ki hoti hai ... high voltage, low voltage

There izz always a first time, always a next time

Don shok nahi manate, sirf jashan manate

Peechle batees saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkaar pe balatkaar kiye

Kehte hai shaadi mein agar pyar banaye rakhna hai toh do cheezein bahut zaroori hoti hai ... pati ki haar aur heeron ka haar

Chutti manane nikla tha ... tumne meri chutti kar di