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# 141

Buddies you are my chaddies

Buddies you are my shorts

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Ali Zafar

Friendship•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
280
# 142

Bhabhi hogi teri aur shaadi hogi meri

She'll be your sister-in-law and I will get married

Andaz Apna Apna

Aamir Khan

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
Play Video
280
# 143

A for apple, B for be quiet ... nahi toh C for chata

A for apple, B for be quiet ... or else it will be C for clout

Race 2

Anil Kapoor

Comedy•Food & Drinks
279
# 144

When I dead, police coming ... police coming, budiya going jail ... in jail budiya chakki peesing, and peesing, and peesing, and peesing, and peesing

The police will come when I die ... and when the police comes the old lady will go to jail ... and in the jail the old lady will grind, and grind, and grind, and grind, and grind

Sholay

Dharmendra

Police•Comedy
276
# 145

Rishton mein bharosa aur mobile pe network na ho toh log game khelne lagte hai

If there is no trust in between relationships and no network on a mobile then people start playing games

Jazbaa

Irrfan Khan

Technology & Science•Sports & Games•Comedy
Play Video
274
# 146

Ravan Ram Ram nahi karte ... seedha Sita ko utha lete hai

Ravan does not call for Ram ... he straight picks up Sita

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
274
# 147

Main jaanti hoon tum doli sajake rakhne waalon mein se nahi ho ... goli chalake thokne waalon mein se ho

I know that you are not someone who will come with a decorated palanquin ... instead you are someone who will fire a bullet and kill

Ek Villain

Shraddha Kapoor

Comedy
269
# 148

Dil aapka bada hai, bill apna chota hai ... dua mein yaad rakhna bhai, chalo apun chalta hai

Your heart is big, my bill is small ... remember me in your prayers, alright I am leaving

Main Tera Hero

Varun Dhawan

Comedy
268
# 149

Sirf oye oye karne se koi chela guru nahi ho jaata ... aur sirf bhaukne se koi kutta kamina nahi ho jaata

Just by saying oye oye a student doesn't become a teacher ... and just by barking a dog doesn't become a swine

Housefull 2

Ranjeet

Shayari•Animals & Birds•Comedy
268
# 150

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ... aur agar tumne phir bhi jawaab nahi diya na ... I'll poke you

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ... and if you still don't reply ... I'll poke you

Main Tera Hero

Varun Dhawan

Technology & Science•Comedy
Play Video
266
# 151

Sirf dimaag bada hai tera, dil itna sa ... aur woh toh usse bhi chota hai

Only your brain is big, your heart is small ... and that thing is even smaller than that

Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania

Varun Dhawan

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
264
# 152

Aam aadmi aam hi ki tarah hote hai ... koi unhe choos leta hai toh phir koi unhe kaat deta hai

A common man is like a mango ... some get sucked and some get cut

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Akshay Kumar

Food & Drinks•Comedy
264
# 153

Jahapanah tussi great ho ... tofu kabool karo

My lord you are great ... please accept my offering

3 Idiots

Omi Vaidya

Comedy•Royal
263
# 154

There izz always a first time, always a next time

There is always a first time, always a next time

Dabangg

Salman Khan

Comedy
262
# 155

Don shok nahi manate, sirf jashan manate

A don doesn't mourn, he only celebrates

Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela

Ranveer Singh

Rowdyism•Comedy
261
# 156

(Kahan tak padhe ho tum?) ... Dus bajhe tak ... nau bajhe school shuru hua ... jab ek ghanta ho gaya toh principal sahab samajh gaye ... ki ghanta main kuch padh sakta hoon

(You've studied till where?) ... Until 10 o'clock ... 9 o'clock the school started ... when one hour was over then the principal understood that I could hardly study nothing

Double Dhamaal

Javed Jaffrey

Education•Time•Comedy
Play Video
259
# 157

Ladkiyan do kisam ki hoti hai ... high voltage, low voltage

Girls are of two types ... high voltage and low voltage

Chocolate

Anil Kapoor

Women•Adult•Comedy
256
# 158

Peechle batees saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkaar pe balatkaar kiye

In this college from the last 32 years he has continuously raped one after the other

3 Idiots

Omi Vaidya

Comedy
Play Video
256
# 159

Keep it up ... nahi toh ek ghup, seedha up

Keep it up ... or else I'll give you one shot and you'll go straight up

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Johnny Lever

Comedy•Rowdyism
252
# 160

Suttebaazi na kare toh na kabhi bimaar ho ... ek toh paisa bache doosra badan tayaar ho

If you don't smoke then you will never get sick ... firstly you will save money and secondly you will have a strong body

Son Of Sardaar

Ajay Devgan

Shayari•Comedy•Money
251
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Anari No. 1
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 Kuch To Bata
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 Aunty No. 1
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 Awara Hoon
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