Buddies you are my shorts

If there is no trust in between relationships and no network on a mobile then people start playing games

A for apple, B for be quiet ... or else it will be C for clout

She'll be your sister-in-law and I will get married

I know that you are not someone who will come with a decorated palanquin ... instead you are someone who will fire a bullet and kill

Your heart is big, my bill is small ... remember me in your prayers, alright I am leaving

Ravan does not call for Ram ... he straight picks up Sita

The police will come when I die ... and when the police comes the old lady will go to jail ... and in the jail the old lady will grind, and grind, and grind, and grind, and grind

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ... and if you still don't reply ... I'll poke you

Just by saying oye oye a student doesn't become a teacher ... and just by barking a dog doesn't become a swine

Only your brain is big, your heart is small ... and that thing is even smaller than that

(You've studied till where?) ... Until 10 o'clock ... 9 o'clock the school started ... when one hour was over then the principal understood that I could hardly study nothing

A common man is like a mango ... some get sucked and some get cut

Girls are of two types ... high voltage and low voltage

A don doesn't mourn, he only celebrates

In this college from the last 32 years he has continuously raped one after the other

There is always a first time, always a next time

My lord you are great ... please accept my offering

It is said that if you want to maintain the love in a marriage then two things are very important ... a husbands defeat and a necklace of diamonds

In India there is no value of an artist ... and outside India, there is no value of an Indian artist