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# 141
Rishton mein bharosa aur mobile pe network na ho toh log game khelne lagte hai
If there is no trust in between relationships and no network on a mobile then people start playing games
# 142
A for apple, B for be quiet ... nahi toh C for chata
A for apple, B for be quiet ... or else it will be C for clout
# 143
Buddies you are my chaddies
Buddies you are my shorts
# 144
Main jaanti hoon tum doli sajake rakhne waalon mein se nahi ho ... goli chalake thokne waalon mein se ho
I know that you are not someone who will come with a decorated palanquin ... instead you are someone who will fire a bullet and kill
# 145
Bhabhi hogi teri aur shaadi hogi meri
She'll be your sister-in-law and I will get married
# 146
Dil aapka bada hai, bill apna chota hai ... dua mein yaad rakhna bhai, chalo apun chalta hai
Your heart is big, my bill is small ... remember me in your prayers, alright I am leaving
# 147
Ravan Ram Ram nahi karte ... seedha Sita ko utha lete hai
Ravan does not call for Ram ... he straight picks up Sita
# 148
I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ... aur agar tumne phir bhi jawaab nahi diya na ... I'll poke you
I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ... and if you still don't reply ... I'll poke you
# 149
When I dead, police coming ... police coming, budiya going jail ... in jail budiya chakki peesing, and peesing, and peesing, and peesing, and peesing
The police will come when I die ... and when the police comes the old lady will go to jail ... and in the jail the old lady will grind, and grind, and grind, and grind, and grind
# 150
Sirf dimaag bada hai tera, dil itna sa ... aur woh toh usse bhi chota hai
Only your brain is big, your heart is small ... and that thing is even smaller than that
# 151
Sirf oye oye karne se koi chela guru nahi ho jaata ... aur sirf bhaukne se koi kutta kamina nahi ho jaata
Just by saying oye oye a student doesn't become a teacher ... and just by barking a dog doesn't become a swine
# 152
(Kahan tak padhe ho tum?) ... Dus bajhe tak ... nau bajhe school shuru hua ... jab ek ghanta ho gaya toh principal sahab samajh gaye ... ki ghanta main kuch padh sakta hoon
(You've studied till where?) ... Until 10 o'clock ... 9 o'clock the school started ... when one hour was over then the principal understood that I could hardly study nothing
# 153
Aam aadmi aam hi ki tarah hote hai ... koi unhe choos leta hai toh phir koi unhe kaat deta hai
A common man is like a mango ... some get sucked and some get cut
# 154
Ladkiyan do kisam ki hoti hai ... high voltage, low voltage
Girls are of two types ... high voltage and low voltage
# 155
Don shok nahi manate, sirf jashan manate
A don doesn't mourn, he only celebrates
# 156
Peechle batees saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkaar pe balatkaar kiye
In this college from the last 32 years he has continuously raped one after the other
# 157
Jahapanah tussi great ho ... tofu kabool karo
My lord you are great ... please accept my offering
# 158
India mein artist ki kadar nahi hai ... aur India ke baahar, Indian artists ki
In India there is no value of an artist ... and outside India, there is no value of an Indian artist
# 159
Keep it up ... nahi toh ek ghup, seedha up
Keep it up ... or else I'll give you one shot and you'll go straight up
# 160
Chutti manane nikla tha ... tumne meri chutti kar di
I had left for a vacation ... and you made me go crazy
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