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# 41
Jab main galati karta hoon toh main sorry kehta hoon ... aur jab meri wife galati karti hai toh main sorry kehta hoon
I say sorry when I am at fault ... and I say sorry when my wife is at fault
# 42
Jaise ladoo mein hota hai meva ... jaise dance mein hai Prabhu Deva ... vaise main karoonga Bali bhaiya ki seva
Just like there is thickened milk in sweets ... just like there is Prabhu Deva in dance ... just like that I will serve brother Bali
# 43
Yeh aadat ab nahi jaane waali hai ... yeh toh woh biwi hai joh saath rehkar satayegi aur talaq bhi nahi degi
This habit will not go away now ... she is like a wife who will stay together and trouble, and also won't give a divorce
# 44
Hum dono bachpan ke woh langotiye dost nahi hai ... hum toh tab ke dost hai jab hum langoti bhi nahi pehente the
We are not childhood friends ... we are friends from the days when we never even wore a nappy
# 45
Mahulle ke laundon ka pyar ... aksar doctor aur engineer uthake le jaate hai
The love of the local boys ... is often taken away by doctors and engineers
# 46
Mujh jaise dost baat maar sakte hai ... magar kabhi laat nahi maar sakte
Friends like me can hit you with the words ... but not with the leg
# 47
Hum tum mein itne ched karenge ... ki confuse ho jaoge ki saans kahan se le ... aur paadein kahan se
I will make so many holes in you ... that you will be confused from where to breathe ... and from where to fart
# 48
Jaise tu hua tha ... upar waale ki dua se, thodi mehnat se ... aur bahut sari lagan se
The way you were born ... with blessings from God, with a little effort ... and with a lot of dedication
# 49
Jab hum muskurate hai ... toh dushmano ke dil dahil jaate hai
When I smile ... then the hearts of my enemies get scared
# 50
Aye chalte huye gas ke gubbare
Hey you, moving gas balloon
# 51
Bahut goor raha hai ... kya behen ki shaadi karayega muhjse?
You are staring a lot ... do you want to wed your sister with me?
# 52
Kundan ke pyjame ka naada itna dheela nahi hai ... joh tere blouse ke do hook pe khul jaaye
The string of Kundan's pyjama is not that lose ... that it will open with a couple of hooks from your blouse
# 53
Acha khasa Ranbir Kapoor mil raha tha ... lekin inki kismat mein toh Shakti Kapoor hi likha tha
They were easily getting Ranbir Kapoor ... but Shakti Kapoor was written in their destiny
# 54
Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai ... pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai
If love is the pant then friendship is the underwear ... even if the pant rips off then the underwear saves the humiliation
# 55
When you can't change the girl ... change the girl
When you can't change the girl ... change the girl
# 56
Offers of the day ... close-up toothpaste ke saath 25% free ... cornflakes ke saath random sa plastic khilona free ... A,B ke saath C free ... politician ke saath scam free ... municipality ke saath corruption free ... Mumbai ke saath pollution free ... is friend request ke saath fraaandship free
Offers of the day ... with a close-up toothpaste get 25% free ... with cornflakes get a random plastic toy free ... with A, B get C free ... with a politician get a scam free ... with municipality get corruption free ... with Mumbai get pollution free ... and with this friend request get friendship free
# 57
Aapko dekhte hi ... main jal bin machali, nritya bin bijli ban jata hoon
When I see you ... I become a fish without water and lightening without dance
# 58
Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao ... toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi
If you come wearing a white sari and a red bindi ... then swear on my mom you will look like an ambulance
# 59
Dil ke chaalon ko koi shayari kahe toh parwah nahi ... takleef toh tab hoti hai jab koi wah wah wah karta hai
I don't care when someone calls the heart sores as poetry ... but it bothers when they praise it
# 60
Log sunenge to kya kahenge ... chutiya aashiqui ke chakkar mein mar gaya, aur laundiya bhi nahi mili
If people hear this what will they say ... the idiot died in love, and didn't get the girl either
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