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# 41

Jab main galati karta hoon toh main sorry kehta hoon ... aur jab meri wife galati karti hai toh main sorry kehta hoon


I say sorry when I am at fault ... and I say sorry when my wife is at fault

# 42

Yeh aadat ab nahi jaane waali hai ... yeh toh woh biwi hai joh saath rehkar satayegi aur talaq bhi nahi degi


This habit will not go away now ... she is like a wife who will stay together and trouble, and also won't give a divorce

# 43

Jaise ladoo mein hota hai meva ... jaise dance mein hai Prabhu Deva ... vaise main karoonga Bali bhaiya ki seva


Just like there is thickened milk in sweets ... just like there is Prabhu Deva in dance ... just like that I will serve brother Bali

# 44

Hum dono bachpan ke woh langotiye dost nahi hai ... hum toh tab ke dost hai jab hum langoti bhi nahi pehente the


We are not childhood friends ... we are friends from the days when we never even wore a nappy

# 45

Mujh jaise dost baat maar sakte hai ... magar kabhi laat nahi maar sakte


Friends like me can hit you with the words ... but not with the leg

# 46

Hum tum mein itne ched karenge ... ki confuse ho jaoge ki saans kahan se le ... aur paadein kahan se


I will make so many holes in you ... that you will be confused from where to breathe ... and from where to fart

# 47

Mahulle ke laundon ka pyar ... aksar doctor aur engineer uthake le jaate hai


The love of the local boys ... is often taken away by doctors and engineers

# 48

Bahut goor raha hai ... kya behen ki shaadi karayega muhjse?


You are staring a lot ... do you want to wed your sister with me?

# 49

Jaise tu hua tha ... upar waale ki dua se, thodi mehnat se ... aur bahut sari lagan se


The way you were born ... with blessings from God, with a little effort ... and with a lot of dedication

# 50

Jab hum muskurate hai ... toh dushmano ke dil dahil jaate hai


When I smile ... then the hearts of my enemies get scared

# 51

Acha khasa Ranbir Kapoor mil raha tha ... lekin inki kismat mein toh Shakti Kapoor hi likha tha


They were easily getting Ranbir Kapoor ... but Shakti Kapoor was written in their destiny

# 52

Aye chalte huye gas ke gubbare


Hey you, moving gas balloon

# 53

Kundan ke pyjame ka naada itna dheela nahi hai ... joh tere blouse ke do hook pe khul jaaye


The string of Kundan's pyjama is not that lose ... that it will open with a couple of hooks from your blouse

# 54

When you can't change the girl ... change the girl


When you can't change the girl ... change the girl

# 55

Aapko dekhte hi ... main jal bin machali, nritya bin bijli ban jata hoon


When I see you ... I become a fish without water and lightening without dance

# 56

Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai ... pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai


If love is the pant then friendship is the underwear ... even if the pant rips off then the underwear saves the humiliation

# 57

Dil ke chaalon ko koi shayari kahe toh parwah nahi ... takleef toh tab hoti hai jab koi wah wah wah karta hai


I don't care when someone calls the heart sores as poetry ... but it bothers when they praise it

# 58

Offers of the day ... close-up toothpaste ke saath 25% free ... cornflakes ke saath random sa plastic khilona free ... A,B ke saath C free ... politician ke saath scam free ... municipality ke saath corruption free ... Mumbai ke saath pollution free ... is friend request ke saath fraaandship free


Offers of the day ... with a close-up toothpaste get 25% free ... with cornflakes get a random plastic toy free ... with A, B get C free ... with a politician get a scam free ... with municipality get corruption free ... with Mumbai get pollution free ... and with this friend request get friendship free

# 59

Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao ... toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi


If you come wearing a white sari and a red bindi ... then swear on my mom you will look like an ambulance

# 60

Pehli baar mein sabse zyada mazaa aata hai


It is the most fun when you are doing it for the first time

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