I say sorry when I am at fault ... and I say sorry when my wife is at fault

This habit will not go away now ... she is like a wife who will stay together and trouble, and also won't give a divorce

Just like there is thickened milk in sweets ... just like there is Prabhu Deva in dance ... just like that I will serve brother Bali

We are not childhood friends ... we are friends from the days when we never even wore a nappy

Friends like me can hit you with the words ... but not with the leg

The love of the local boys ... is often taken away by doctors and engineers

I will make so many holes in you ... that you will be confused from where to breathe ... and from where to fart

The way you were born ... with blessings from God, with a little effort ... and with a lot of dedication

You are staring a lot ... do you want to wed your sister with me?

They were easily getting Ranbir Kapoor ... but Shakti Kapoor was written in their destiny

When I smile ... then the hearts of my enemies get scared

Hey you, moving gas balloon

The string of Kundan's pyjama is not that lose ... that it will open with a couple of hooks from your blouse

When you can't change the girl ... change the girl

If love is the pant then friendship is the underwear ... even if the pant rips off then the underwear saves the humiliation

Offers of the day ... with a close-up toothpaste get 25% free ... with cornflakes get a random plastic toy free ... with A, B get C free ... with a politician get a scam free ... with municipality get corruption free ... with Mumbai get pollution free ... and with this friend request get friendship free

When I see you ... I become a fish without water and lightening without dance

If you come wearing a white sari and a red bindi ... then swear on my mom you will look like an ambulance

I don't care when someone calls the heart sores as poetry ... but it bothers when they praise it

If people hear this what will they say ... the idiot died in love, and didn't get the girl either