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# 41

Yeh aadat ab nahi jaane waali hai ... yeh toh woh biwi hai joh saath rehkar satayegi aur talaq bhi nahi degi

This habit will not go away now ... she is like a wife who will stay together and trouble, and also won't give a divorce

Aashiqui 2

Aditya Roy Kapur

Husband & Wife•Comedy
772
# 42

Jab main galati karta hoon toh main sorry kehta hoon ... aur jab meri wife galati karti hai toh main sorry kehta hoon

I say sorry when I am at fault ... and I say sorry when my wife is at fault

Shaadi Ke Side Effects

Farhan Akhtar

Husband & Wife•Comedy
Play Video
770
# 43

Jaise ladoo mein hota hai meva ... jaise dance mein hai Prabhu Deva ... vaise main karoonga Bali bhaiya ki seva

Just like there is thickened milk in sweets ... just like there is Prabhu Deva in dance ... just like that I will serve brother Bali

Main Tera Hero

Varun Dhawan

Food & Drinks•Dance•Comedy
Play Video
750
# 44

Hum dono bachpan ke woh langotiye dost nahi hai ... hum toh tab ke dost hai jab hum langoti bhi nahi pehente the

We are not childhood friends ... we are friends from the days when we never even wore a nappy

Humko Deewana Kar Gaye

Unknown

Friendship•Comedy
721
# 45

Hum tum mein itne ched karenge ... ki confuse ho jaoge ki saans kahan se le ... aur paadein kahan se

I will make so many holes in you ... that you will be confused from where to breathe ... and from where to fart

Dabangg

Salman Khan

Comedy•Action
715
# 46

Mujh jaise dost baat maar sakte hai ... magar kabhi laat nahi maar sakte

Friends like me can hit you with the words ... but not with the leg

Naseeb (1997)

Govinda

Friendship•Comedy
713
# 47

Mahulle ke laundon ka pyar ... aksar doctor aur engineer uthake le jaate hai

The love of the local boys ... is often taken away by doctors and engineers

Raanjhanaa

Mohammed Zeeshan Ayyub

Comedy
Play Video
704
# 48

Bahut goor raha hai ... kya behen ki shaadi karayega muhjse?

You are staring a lot ... do you want to wed your sister with me?

Wanted

Salman Khan

Comedy•Marriage & Wedding
672
# 49

Jaise tu hua tha ... upar waale ki dua se, thodi mehnat se ... aur bahut sari lagan se

The way you were born ... with blessings from God, with a little effort ... and with a lot of dedication

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai

Ajay Devgan

Comedy
663
# 50

Jab hum muskurate hai ... toh dushmano ke dil dahil jaate hai

When I smile ... then the hearts of my enemies get scared

Betaaj Badshah

Raaj Kumar

Enemy•Comedy
657
# 51

Acha khasa Ranbir Kapoor mil raha tha ... lekin inki kismat mein toh Shakti Kapoor hi likha tha

They were easily getting Ranbir Kapoor ... but Shakti Kapoor was written in their destiny

Main Tera Hero

Varun Dhawan

Comedy•Luck & Destiny
Play Video
645
# 52

Kundan ke pyjame ka naada itna dheela nahi hai ... joh tere blouse ke do hook pe khul jaaye

The string of Kundan's pyjama is not that lose ... that it will open with a couple of hooks from your blouse

Raanjhanaa

Dhanush

Clothes & Shoes•Adult•Comedy
632
# 53

Aye chalte huye gas ke gubbare

Hey you, moving gas balloon

Welcome Back

Anil Kapoor

Comedy
628
# 54

Aapko dekhte hi ... main jal bin machali, nritya bin bijli ban jata hoon

When I see you ... I become a fish without water and lightening without dance

Main Hoon Na

Shahrukh Khan

Comedy•Animals & Birds•Dance
623
# 55

When you can't change the girl ... change the girl

When you can't change the girl ... change the girl

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Divyendu Sharma

Comedy•Women
621
# 56

Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai ... pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai

If love is the pant then friendship is the underwear ... even if the pant rips off then the underwear saves the humiliation

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Ali Zafar

Clothes & Shoes•Friendship•Comedy
620
# 57

Dil ke chaalon ko koi shayari kahe toh parwah nahi ... takleef toh tab hoti hai jab koi wah wah wah karta hai

I don't care when someone calls the heart sores as poetry ... but it bothers when they praise it

Devdas (2002)

Shahrukh Khan

Shayari•Comedy
619
# 58

Offers of the day ... close-up toothpaste ke saath 25% free ... cornflakes ke saath random sa plastic khilona free ... A,B ke saath C free ... politician ke saath scam free ... municipality ke saath corruption free ... Mumbai ke saath pollution free ... is friend request ke saath fraaandship free

Offers of the day ... with a close-up toothpaste get 25% free ... with cornflakes get a random plastic toy free ... with A, B get C free ... with a politician get a scam free ... with municipality get corruption free ... with Mumbai get pollution free ... and with this friend request get friendship free

Mujhse Fraaandship Karoge

Unknown

Friendship•Comedy•City & Places
606
# 59

Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao ... toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi

If you come wearing a white sari and a red bindi ... then swear on my mom you will look like an ambulance

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Divyendu Sharma

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
581
# 60

Pehli baar mein sabse zyada mazaa aata hai

It is the most fun when you are doing it for the first time

Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela

Ranveer Singh

Adult•Comedy
559
Songs - Comedy
Tu Mere Agal Bagal Hai
Tu Mere Agal Bagal Hai
Phata Poster Nikhla Hero
 Show Me Your Jalwa
Show Me Your Jalwa
Aaja Nachle
 Baap Numbri Beta Dus Numbri
Baap Numbri Beta Dus Numbri
Baap Numbri Beta Dus Numbri
 Tu Maike Mat Jaiyo
Tu Maike Mat Jaiyo
Pukar (1983)
Pyar Lagawat
Chashme Buddoor (1981)
 Ek Chatur Naar
Ek Chatur Naar
Padosan
 Baaki Sab Theek
Baaki Sab Theek
Bhediya
 Dil Ka Darwaza
Dil Ka Darwaza
Main Khiladi Tu Anari
Tayyab Ali Pyar Ka Dushman
Amar Akbar Anthony
 Bade Kaam Ka Bandar
Bade Kaam Ka Bandar
Aankhen (1993)

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