Love marriage mein aadmi khud apni marzi se kuaye ke andhar jaata hai ... arranged marriage mein aadmi ka pura khandaan usko kuaye ke andhar dhakel deta hai ... lekin jaata toh kuaye mein hi hai

Agar main apne biwi bachchon ke liye sar jhuka sakta hoon ... toh main sabke sar kaat bhi sakta hoon

Baadshahat bhaichare ko nahi dekhti

Jab maine apne dil mein rehne waalon ke jaane ka afsoos nahin kiya ... toh ghar se jaane waalon ki parvah kya karoonga

Bahar tumhari aunty bahut saare uncles ko lekar aayi hai

Kabhi kabhi aisa kyun hota hai ... ki apne paraye ho jaate hain

Insaan apni family ke bina jee nahi sakta ... unke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hai ... phir duniya usse matlabi kahe ya khudgarz

Tum log parivaar ke saath yahan chain se jeeo ... is liye hum log roz border par marte hai

Kabhi kabhi aisa kyun hota hai ... ki paraye bhi apne lagne lagte hain

Har family mein problem hai ... par woh khush naseeb hai jinki family hoti hai

Soocha tha khatir karenge hum bemisaal teri ... woh dekh tere ghar waale aa gaye hai utaarne khaal teri

Mere parivar se ulajhne se pehle mere baare mein jaan lete ... toh achcha hota

Karun toh kya karun ... software mein salary soft hai ... hardware bahut hard hai ... real estate mein real gunde bhare hai ... construction mein salary kam hai ... faltu naukri karoonga toh ghar waale shaadi karayenge

Kabhi kabhi ghar ke bachche ... ghar ke badhon ko sahi raaste dekha dete hain

Woh Rambo ka baap hai, Terminator ka chacha hai, Rocky ka dadu hai aur Bruce Lee ka nana hai ... last action hero hai woh

Roop rang mein gori ho chahe kaali ho ... khushnaseeb woh jija hai jiski saali ho

Kasam hai mujhe apni maa aur apni behen ki ... teri zindagi ki maa behen kar doonga

Punjabi mother-in-law se khatarnak kuch bhi nahi hota hai is duniya mein

Har baap ka ek baap hota hai ... aur usse hum dadaji kehte hai

Pardes mein agar apne saath ho na ... toh desh ban jaata hai ... varna desh bhi pardes lagta hai