Kamata hoon Dirham mein lekin kharachta hoon rupai mein ... khata hoon inki lekin sunta hoon sirf Modi ji ki

I earn money in Dirhams but I spend in Rupees ... I take money from these guys but I only listen to Narendra Modi

Power pehda karen hum log ... aur button dede un logo ke haath mein?

We create the power ... and we should give the button to them?

Rajneeti mein murde kabhi gaade nahin jaate ... unhe zinda rakha jaata hai ... taki time aane par woh bole

In politics, the dead are never buried ... they are kept alive ... so that when the time comes, they can speak

Jaan lena jurm hai ... sahi samay pe jaan lena ... raajneeti

It is a crime to take a life ... but to take a life at the right moment is ... politics

Rajneeti note chaapne ki machine hai

Politics is a machine to print money

Ab saare neta log hawala ke chakkar mein hawalat ke chakkar khayenge

Now all politicians will be imprisoned because of money laundering

Yeh joh vote hai na yeh kagaz ka tukda nahi hai ... ki dabbe mein daala aur chal diye ... yeh vote tumhare parivar, tumhare desh, uski unnati ki parchi hai ... yeh toh do dhaari talwar hai joh dono taraf se kaatti hai ... theek jagah pade toh desh khushal aur galat jagah pade toh desh ka satyanash

A vote is not a piece of paper ... that you put in a box and move on ... a vote is a paper for the betterment of your family, your country ... it's a double edged sword which cuts from both sides ... if it falls in the right place then the country is happy and if it falls in the wrong place then the country is destroyed

Army mein rehkar ya politician bankar hi desh ki seva ki jaye ... yeh zaroori nahi hai

It is not necessary that ... you can only serve the country by being in the army or by becoming a politician

Rajneeti ke vachan samay ki zaroorat dekhkar diye jaate hai ... aur ussi tarah samay ki zaroorat dekhkar todh diye jaate hai

The promises in politics are given according to the needs of time ... and just like that they are broken according to the needs of time

Balwan ko aur balwan karo ... isse chalaaki nahi, rajneeti kehte hai

Make the strong ones even stronger ... this is called as politics and not cunningness

Election circus ki tarah hota hai ... jahan pe joker sirf time pass ke liye hota hai ... ticketein khareedi jaati hai sher ko dekhne ke liye

Election is just like the circus ... where the joker is there just for time pass ... tickets are bought to see the tiger

Minister log mere peeche aur police log mere jeb mein rehte hain

Ministers are behind me and police is in my pocket

Is desh ke rajneeti mein system ho na ho ... yahan ke system mein rajneeti zaroor chalta hai

Whether there is any system in the politics of this country or not ... but politics definitely works in the system out here

Bahut kursi kursi karta hai na tu ... is baar tujhe aisi jagah marenge ... ki jitni baar kursi pe behtega hum mein yaad karega

You are always talking about the power of the chair ... this time we will hit you in such a place ... that every time you sit on a chair you will remember us

Raajneeti mein hamesha jeet ko maan milta hai

Victory always gets the respect in politics

Politics ek gutter hai!

Politics is a gutter!

Jab raajneeti pesha ban jaati hai, vyapar ban jaati hai ... toh kursi desh se badi ho jaati hai

When politics becomes a profession, becomes a business ... then the position becomes bigger than the country

Khoon ki holi aap jaise politicians khelte hain ... police nahin

Politicians like you play with blood ... not the police

Zara soongh ke batao Mantriji nashta mein ka khaye hai

Please smell and tell me what the Minister has had for breakfast

Tum jaise neta randiyon se bhi bhattar hote hai ... woh bhi itni jaldi apne dalle nahi badalti ... jitni jaldi tum log apni party badal lete ho

Politicians like you are worse than prostitutes ... they also don't change their pimps so frequently ... as frequently as you people change your party