Zindagi mein kuch bhi hone se pehle, imaandar hona bahut zaroori hai

Log mera naam sunke terror mein aa jaate hai

Koi bhi faisla chunaav se hona chahiye ... dabaav se nahi

Paisa khuda nahi hai ... par khuda kasam, khuda se kam bhi nahi hai

Yeh dekhne mein shareef hai lekin sharafat bhi pani bharti hai inke aage

Tu system mein hai aur hum khud system hai

Hollywood ke alava main porn dekhna pasand karta hoon ... kahani is mein bhi nahi hoti, kahani us mein bhi nahi hoti ... action zaroor hota hai

Shaadi ke baad duniya ki har ladki nazar aati hai ... biwi dikhai nahi deti hai

Apun ko apna shakal aur kirdaar mein koi confusion nahi hai ... apun jaisa kamina dikhta hai ... waisa hich hai

Desh naam se nahi, logon se banta hai

Mujhse related sari cheezein world mein ban hai ... toh mere glasses bhi Ray-Ban hi honge na

Che mahine ke baad sab biwiyan bhoot ban jaati hai

Mereko apna naam bahut bada karke janeka hai

Department tereko promotion dega ... pan retire main karega tereko

Baba ki godh mein ghus ja tel laga ke ... bhootni ke chale aate hai taang uthake yahan pe