Agar hota koi bhai ka beta toh woh hum mein kehta chacha ... aur agar bhai hi na ho toh aaya kahan se yeh bhatija

Idea aur papad ek jaise hai ... thanda parne padh bekaar ho jaate hai

Shaadi ke bagair aadmi adhoora hota hai ... aur phir poora ho jaata hai

Gaadi aur meri aadat kuch milti jhulti hai ... chalte chalte chalti hai aur rukte rukte rukti hai

Dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki ... dhaa!

Tan-e-tanha zindagi se bezaar, ek ladki se kiya pyar ... usse mila na iqraar, na bani woh dildar ... bas yeh cigarette hai wafaadar, woh bhi hai baldaar

Dane dane par likha hai khane waale ka naam ... woh teri hai aur teri hi rahegi subah shyam

Khili thi dhoop-e-harsam aur pani barasta tha ... jab tu paida hua toh teri maa roti thi aur baap hasta tha

Tum logan phukat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke butte khake ... mereko bambu ghused rahe

Jab tak chance rahega baki ... main nahi bandwaonga rakhi

Bambai mein kaam kam hota hai hartaalein zyada hoti hai ... kabhi taxi waalon ki hartaal, kabhi bus waalon ki hartaal, kabhi mill waalon ki hartaal ... aur kabhi hartaal ka kaaran na milne par hartaal ko practice karne ki hartaal

Pehle tolo ... phir bolo!

Dil pe jiska til hota hai na ... woh bahut open minded hote hai

Jiski ek biwi uska bhi bada naam hai ... washing machine ghar te lalo, te dhobi da ki kaam hai

Apne paap maqsad se is kadar hath gaye ... phadna tha dushman ko, khud hi phat gaye

Zubaan ka upyog mat karo ... don't try to wag your tongue between the teeth of your mouth

Ghar mein Baywatch aur disco mein gaywatch

Kisi ka pati doctor hota hai, kisi ka pati contractor hota hai ... mera pati toh calculator hai

Tum jaisi biwiyan old case ho jaati na ... toh itna bhadakne lagti ... showcase mein rakhne layak nahi rehti

Andhi kandil ke toottele minar ... teri aakhiyon ki battiyon mein tel khalas hue kya