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# 2321
Agar hota koi bhai ka beta toh woh hum mein kehta chacha ... aur agar bhai hi na ho toh aaya kahan se yeh bhatija
If I had a brother who had a son then he would have called me uncle ... but since I don't have a brother then from where did this nephew come

Ishq Hai Tumse

Dinesh Hingoo

Shayari•Family•Comedy
7
# 2322
Idea aur papad ek jaise hai ... thanda parne padh bekaar ho jaate hai
An idea and papadum are similar ... they become useless once they go cold

Lingaa

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy
7
# 2323
Shaadi ke bagair aadmi adhoora hota hai ... aur phir poora ho jaata hai
Without marriage a man is incomplete ... and after that he's completely gone

Kuch Naa Kaho

Satish Shah

Marriage & Wedding•Men•Comedy
7
# 2324
Gaadi aur meri aadat kuch milti jhulti hai ... chalte chalte chalti hai aur rukte rukte rukti hai
The habits of this car and me are somewhat same ... it moves when it's moving and stop's when it's stopping

Bond 303

Deven Verma

Transportation•Comedy
7
# 2325
Dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki ... dhaa!
Let's dance, let's dance, let's dance ... dance!

Andaz Apna Apna

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy•Dance
Play Video
7
# 2326
Tan-e-tanha zindagi se bezaar, ek ladki se kiya pyar ... usse mila na iqraar, na bani woh dildar ... bas yeh cigarette hai wafaadar, woh bhi hai baldaar
Bored and alone in life I fell in love with a girl ... she said no and declined my love ... now only this cigarette is loyal and that also is twisted

Diya Aur Toofan

Kader Khan

Romance•Comedy•Poem
Play Video
7
# 2327
Dane dane par likha hai khane waale ka naam ... woh teri hai aur teri hi rahegi subah shyam
On every bite of food is written the name of the person who will eat it ... morning and evening she is yours and she will remain yours

Love In Tokyo

Dhumal

Food & Drinks•Shayari•Comedy
7
# 2328
Khili thi dhoop-e-harsam aur pani barasta tha ... jab tu paida hua toh teri maa roti thi aur baap hasta tha
There was sunlight everywhere and water was flowing ... when you were born your mother was crying and your father was laughing

Love In Tokyo

Mehmood

Shayari•Parents•Comedy
7
# 2329
Tum logan phukat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke butte khake ... mereko bambu ghused rahe
You guys after having free teas, free cigarettes, free corns ... are pushing a stick inside me

The Angrez

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy
7
# 2330
Jab tak chance rahega baki ... main nahi bandwaonga rakhi
Until there is a chance ... I won't get the thread of brotherhood tied from you

Dana Paani

Deven Verma

Comedy
7
# 2331
Bambai mein kaam kam hota hai hartaalein zyada hoti hai ... kabhi taxi waalon ki hartaal, kabhi bus waalon ki hartaal, kabhi mill waalon ki hartaal ... aur kabhi hartaal ka kaaran na milne par hartaal ko practice karne ki hartaal
In Mumbai less work gets done and more strikes do happen ... sometimes the taxi drivers are on strike, sometimes the bus drivers are on strike, sometimes the mill workers are on strike ... and sometimes when they don't have a reason to strike then they strike to practice for a strike

Gurudev

Asrani

Comedy•City & Places•Transportation
7
# 2332
Pehle tolo ... phir bolo!
First think ... and then talk!

Muqabla

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy
7
# 2333
Dil pe jiska til hota hai na ... woh bahut open minded hote hai
Those who have a mole on their heart ... are very open minded

Hunterrr

Gulshan Devaiah

Comedy•Adult
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7
# 2334
Jiski ek biwi uska bhi bada naam hai ... washing machine ghar te lalo, te dhobi da ki kaam hai
The one who has one wife is also famous ... if you bring a washing machine home, then why do you need a laundryman

Shaadi No. 1

Sanjay Dutt

Husband & Wife•Shayari•Comedy
7
# 2335
Apne paap maqsad se is kadar hath gaye ... phadna tha dushman ko, khud hi phat gaye
Because of our sin we got so disturbed ... that we had to tear apart the enemy, but we ourselves got torn

Ek Se Badhkar Ek

Deepak Shirke

Shayari•Enemy•Comedy
7
# 2336
Zubaan ka upyog mat karo ... don't try to wag your tongue between the teeth of your mouth
Don't try to talk ... don't try to wag your tongue between the teeth of your mouth

Fruit & Nut

Mahesh Manjrekar

Comedy
7
# 2337
Ghar mein Baywatch aur disco mein gaywatch
Baywatch in the house and gaywatch in the disco

Sunday

Unknown

Adult•House•Comedy
7
# 2338
Kisi ka pati doctor hota hai, kisi ka pati contractor hota hai ... mera pati toh calculator hai
Someone's husband is a doctor, someone's husband is a contractor ... my husband is a calculator

Ajab Gazabb Love

Unknown

Husband & Wife•Job & Career•Comedy
7
# 2339
Tum jaisi biwiyan old case ho jaati na ... toh itna bhadakne lagti ... showcase mein rakhne layak nahi rehti
When wife's like you become an old case ... then they get so angry that ... they don't even remain in a condition to be kept in the showcase

Waah! Tera Kya Kehna

Govinda

Husband & Wife•Comedy
Play Video
7
# 2340
Andhi kandil ke toottele minar ... teri aakhiyon ki battiyon mein tel khalas hue kya
Hey you broken tower of a blind candle ... has the oil in the lamps of your eyes finished

Waah! Tera Kya Kehna

Raveena Tandon

Rowdyism•Comedy
Play Video
7
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John Jani Janardan
John Jani Janardan
Naseeb (1981)
 Tu Mere Agal Bagal Hai
Tu Mere Agal Bagal Hai
Phata Poster Nikhla Hero
 Basanti No Dance
Basanti No Dance
Super 30
 Tum Tata Ho Ya Birla
Tum Tata Ho Ya Birla
Chor Machaaye Shor
 Padosan Apni Murgi Ko Rakhna Sambhal
Padosan Apni Murgi Ko Rakhna Sambhal
Jaadugar
 Baap Numbri Beta Dus Numbri
Baap Numbri Beta Dus Numbri
Baap Numbri Beta Dus Numbri
 Bholi Surat Dil Ke Khote
Bholi Surat Dil Ke Khote
Albela (1951)
 Mere Bhole Balam
Mere Bhole Balam
Padosan
 Jhatka Maare
Jhatka Maare
Kyon Ki
 Bade Miya Deewane
Bade Miya Deewane
Shagird

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