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# 2321

Agar hota koi bhai ka beta toh woh hum mein kehta chacha ... aur agar bhai hi na ho toh aaya kahan se yeh bhatija

If I had a brother who had a son then he would have called me uncle ... but since I don't have a brother then from where did this nephew come

Ishq Hai Tumse

Dinesh Hingoo

Shayari•Family•Comedy

# 2322

Idea aur papad ek jaise hai ... thanda parne padh bekaar ho jaate hai

An idea and papadum are similar ... they become useless once they go cold

Lingaa

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 2323

Shaadi ke bagair aadmi adhoora hota hai ... aur phir poora ho jaata hai

Without marriage a man is incomplete ... and after that he's completely gone

Kuch Naa Kaho

Satish Shah

Marriage & Wedding•Men•Comedy

# 2324

Gaadi aur meri aadat kuch milti jhulti hai ... chalte chalte chalti hai aur rukte rukte rukti hai

The habits of this car and me are somewhat same ... it moves when it's moving and stop's when it's stopping

Bond 303

Deven Verma

Transportation•Comedy

# 2325

# 2326

# 2327

Dane dane par likha hai khane waale ka naam ... woh teri hai aur teri hi rahegi subah shyam

On every bite of food is written the name of the person who will eat it ... morning and evening she is yours and she will remain yours

Love In Tokyo

Dhumal

Food & Drinks•Shayari•Comedy

# 2328

Khili thi dhoop-e-harsam aur pani barasta tha ... jab tu paida hua toh teri maa roti thi aur baap hasta tha

There was sunlight everywhere and water was flowing ... when you were born your mother was crying and your father was laughing

Love In Tokyo

Mehmood

Shayari•Parents•Comedy

# 2329

Tum logan phukat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke butte khake ... mereko bambu ghused rahe

You guys after having free teas, free cigarettes, free corns ... are pushing a stick inside me

The Angrez

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 2330

Jab tak chance rahega baki ... main nahi bandwaonga rakhi

Until there is a chance ... I won't get the thread of brotherhood tied from you

Dana Paani

Deven Verma

Comedy

# 2331

Bambai mein kaam kam hota hai hartaalein zyada hoti hai ... kabhi taxi waalon ki hartaal, kabhi bus waalon ki hartaal, kabhi mill waalon ki hartaal ... aur kabhi hartaal ka kaaran na milne par hartaal ko practice karne ki hartaal

In Mumbai less work gets done and more strikes do happen ... sometimes the taxi drivers are on strike, sometimes the bus drivers are on strike, sometimes the mill workers are on strike ... and sometimes when they don't have a reason to strike then they strike to practice for a strike

Gurudev

Asrani

Comedy•City & Places•Transportation

# 2332

Pehle tolo ... phir bolo!

First think ... and then talk!

Muqabla

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy

# 2333

# 2334

Jiski ek biwi uska bhi bada naam hai ... washing machine ghar te lalo, te dhobi da ki kaam hai

The one who has one wife is also famous ... if you bring a washing machine home, then why do you need a laundryman

Shaadi No. 1

Sanjay Dutt

Husband & Wife•Shayari•Comedy

# 2335

Apne paap maqsad se is kadar hath gaye ... phadna tha dushman ko, khud hi phat gaye

Because of our sin we got so disturbed ... that we had to tear apart the enemy, but we ourselves got torn

Ek Se Badhkar Ek

Deepak Shirke

Shayari•Enemy•Comedy

# 2336

Zubaan ka upyog mat karo ... don't try to wag your tongue between the teeth of your mouth

Don't try to talk ... don't try to wag your tongue between the teeth of your mouth

Fruit & Nut

Mahesh Manjrekar

Comedy

# 2337

Ghar mein Baywatch aur disco mein gaywatch

Baywatch in the house and gaywatch in the disco

Sunday

Unknown

Adult•House•Comedy

# 2338

Kisi ka pati doctor hota hai, kisi ka pati contractor hota hai ... mera pati toh calculator hai

Someone's husband is a doctor, someone's husband is a contractor ... my husband is a calculator

Ajab Gazabb Love

Unknown

Husband & Wife•Job & Career•Comedy

# 2339

# 2340

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