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# 2321
Agar hota koi bhai ka beta toh woh hum mein kehta chacha ... aur agar bhai hi na ho toh aaya kahan se yeh bhatija

If I had a brother who had a son then he would have called me uncle ... but since I don't have a brother then from where did this nephew come

# 2322
Idea aur papad ek jaise hai ... thanda parne padh bekaar ho jaate hai

An idea and papadum are similar ... they become useless once they go cold

# 2323
Shaadi ke bagair aadmi adhoora hota hai ... aur phir poora ho jaata hai

Without marriage a man is incomplete ... and after that he's completely gone

# 2324
Gaadi aur meri aadat kuch milti jhulti hai ... chalte chalte chalti hai aur rukte rukte rukti hai

The habits of this car and me are somewhat same ... it moves when it's moving and stop's when it's stopping

# 2325
Dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki ... dhaa!

Let's dance, let's dance, let's dance ... dance!

# 2326
Tan-e-tanha zindagi se bezaar, ek ladki se kiya pyar ... usse mila na iqraar, na bani woh dildar ... bas yeh cigarette hai wafaadar, woh bhi hai baldaar

Bored and alone in life I fell in love with a girl ... she said no and declined my love ... now only this cigarette is loyal and that also is twisted

# 2327
Dane dane par likha hai khane waale ka naam ... woh teri hai aur teri hi rahegi subah shyam

On every bite of food is written the name of the person who will eat it ... morning and evening she is yours and she will remain yours

# 2328
Khili thi dhoop-e-harsam aur pani barasta tha ... jab tu paida hua toh teri maa roti thi aur baap hasta tha

There was sunlight everywhere and water was flowing ... when you were born your mother was crying and your father was laughing

# 2329
Tum logan phukat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke butte khake ... mereko bambu ghused rahe

You guys after having free teas, free cigarettes, free corns ... are pushing a stick inside me

# 2330
Jab tak chance rahega baki ... main nahi bandwaonga rakhi

Until there is a chance ... I won't get the thread of brotherhood tied from you

# 2331
Bambai mein kaam kam hota hai hartaalein zyada hoti hai ... kabhi taxi waalon ki hartaal, kabhi bus waalon ki hartaal, kabhi mill waalon ki hartaal ... aur kabhi hartaal ka kaaran na milne par hartaal ko practice karne ki hartaal

In Mumbai less work gets done and more strikes do happen ... sometimes the taxi drivers are on strike, sometimes the bus drivers are on strike, sometimes the mill workers are on strike ... and sometimes when they don't have a reason to strike then they strike to practice for a strike

# 2332
Pehle tolo ... phir bolo!

First think ... and then talk!

# 2333
Dil pe jiska til hota hai na ... woh bahut open minded hote hai

Those who have a mole on their heart ... are very open minded

# 2334
Jiski ek biwi uska bhi bada naam hai ... washing machine ghar te lalo, te dhobi da ki kaam hai

The one who has one wife is also famous ... if you bring a washing machine home, then why do you need a laundryman

# 2335
Apne paap maqsad se is kadar hath gaye ... phadna tha dushman ko, khud hi phat gaye

Because of our sin we got so disturbed ... that we had to tear apart the enemy, but we ourselves got torn

# 2336
Zubaan ka upyog mat karo ... don't try to wag your tongue between the teeth of your mouth

Don't try to talk ... don't try to wag your tongue between the teeth of your mouth

# 2337
Ghar mein Baywatch aur disco mein gaywatch

Baywatch in the house and gaywatch in the disco

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# 2338
Kisi ka pati doctor hota hai, kisi ka pati contractor hota hai ... mera pati toh calculator hai

Someone's husband is a doctor, someone's husband is a contractor ... my husband is a calculator

# 2339
Tum jaisi biwiyan old case ho jaati na ... toh itna bhadakne lagti ... showcase mein rakhne layak nahi rehti

When wife's like you become an old case ... then they get so angry that ... they don't even remain in a condition to be kept in the showcase

# 2340
Andhi kandil ke toottele minar ... teri aakhiyon ki battiyon mein tel khalas hue kya

Hey you broken tower of a blind candle ... has the oil in the lamps of your eyes finished

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