Zindagi ki khasiyat hai yeh kabhi jhukti nahi ... saanse ruk jati hai magar zindagi rukti nahi

Kutta paalo, billi paalo, yahan tak ki saanp paalna ... par galatfahmi mat paalna

Plane time par hai, economy ki seat hai ... badlo bhes aur chalo pardes

Yeh raat ko teen se paanch ka joh waqt hota hai na ... woh bilkul Kumbhkaran ka time hota hai

Ek baap ki zindagi mein khushiyon ka mauka sirf do baar aata hai ... pehli baar toh tab jab uska beta zindagi ke farsh par pehli bar bina kisi sahare ke kadam rakhta hai ... aur doosra tab jab wahi beta bada hokar apni shaadi shudha zindagi mein apna pehla kadam rakhta hai

Sainik hona ek desh ka sipahi hona hi nahi hai ... sainik hona ek shahadat hai, ek qurbani hai, balidaan hai ... aur sainik ke ghar waale sainik se bhi badhe shaheed hote hai

Karz tumhara aur farz hamara?

Keeda makoda ... bin tel ka pakoda!

Agar khubsoorat ladki ko na chedo ... toh woh bhi toh uski beizzati hoti hai na

Raaste ke beech mein prem ... what a shame

Rajneeti aur dharam yeh do aaise shastra hai ... jisse koi bhi bandhan kaate ja sakte hai, todhe ja sakte hai

Aurat ke inhi hoton ne lakhon ghar barbaad kiye hai ... aabad kiye hai toh sirf veerane, maikhane, qaid khane aur pagal khane

Biwiyon ko zyada sar pe nahi chadana chahiye ... varna woh sar ka dard ban jaati hai

Thoda khao, thoda pheko

Shaadi ke bagair aadmi adhoora hota hai ... aur phir poora ho jaata hai

Aapki kitni sachi paakh mohabbat hai ... arre sach kehte hai kehne waale, sach ko hamesha rahat hai

Bahut ho gayi pyar ki acting, bahut gaa liye duet ... ab jis kaam ke liye main tumhe yahan laya hoon na, just do it

Jidhar shaq ghus jaata hai na ... khushi udhar se alvida bolke chali jaati hai

Dharam afeem ki woh goli hai ... jisse sari janta ko mast rakha ja sakta hai

Kis bedardi se ujhada hai mera chaman ... ab main kahan bechunga dal sabzi aur mutton