Mussal dekha mussal ... masal ke rakh doonga

Sab cheez time to time honi chahiye

Bhabhi hogi teri aur shaadi hogi meri

Jab dil tootta hai toh uska asar seedha dimag par hota hai

Crime master Gogo naam hai mera ... aankhen nikaal kar gotiyaan khelta hoon main

Shakal se to bidi ke kharkhane ka mazdoor lagta hai ... saala choosa hua aam

Jab tum Prem se milogi, toh Prem ke prem mein prem deewani ho jaogi ... meri premika

Abhe kaika tu yaar ... bhaad mein gaya tera pyar

Yeh aap idhar idhar kya dekh rahe hain ... udhar idhar dekhiye, udhar idhar

Galti se mistake ho gaya

Bread ka baadshah aur omelet ka raja ... Bajaj ... hamara Bajaj

Bas guru, ab toh kardo Wah Wah productions shuru

Aapne bataya nahin aaj mera birthday hai

Hilna nahin, hilna nahin ... nahin toh hila ke rakh doonga

Aaya hoon, kuch to loot kar jaunga ... khandani chor hoon main, khandani ... Mogambo ka bhatija, Gogo

Aap purush hi nahi ... mahapurush hai!

Do dost ek pyale mein chai piyenge ... isse dosti badti hai

Teja main hoon ... mark idhar hai

Main Teja hoon kyun ki mera naam bhi Teja hain

Jab koi bachcha nahin sota, to uski maa kehti hai ki ... soja soja soja nahin toh Gogo aa jayega

Yeh Teja Teja kya hai ... yeh Teja Teja

Main woh bala hoon, joh tum sabko kaccha chaba jaon ... aur dhakaar bhi na loon

Mere naye pilan ke mutabik

Shabash mere cheeteh ... shabash!

Woh joh hai woh main hoon ... aur main joh hoon woh woh hai

Dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki ... dhaa!