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Fakira khada dukaan par, maange sabki khair ... na kahu usse dosti, na kahu usse bair

Yeh duniya than-than gopal ki hai ... jiske paas rupaiya nahi woh kuch nahi

Mere paas car hai lekin main phir bhi bekaar hoon

Kutte aur aadmi ki nasal kaan kheench kar hi pata chalti hai

Yeh aap log taaliyan baja rahe hai ... yah rummy ke patte baant rahe hai

Main bewda us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko gaanja nahi milta ... aur gaanja us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko afeem ki goli nahi milti ... aur goli main us waqt khata hoon jab mereko Campa Cola jaisi bottle waali koi potti na mile

Khili thi dhoop-e-harsam aur pani barasta tha ... jab tu paida hua toh teri maa roti thi aur baap hasta tha

Har dam duayen dena, har lamha aahen bharna ... unka bhi kaam karlo aur apna bhi kaam karna

Main all in one hoon ... main driver ka motor hoon ... main coach van ka ghoda hoon ... mail maali ka bhageecha hoon ... main kitchen ka bawarchi hoon

Agar ek biwi chali gayi toh doosri biwi mil sakti hai ... chattees saas sasure mil sakte hai ... magar ek sacha dost nahi mil sakta hai

Raat bhar anda pakaya, phir bhi woh kacha reh gaya ... mar gaye shayar, lekin ullo-ka-patha reh gaya

Agar koi jawan potti jawan potte ko maarengi toh ... potta mar jayenga lekin potte ka dil joh hai fadhakta rahenga ... fatafat-fhat fatafat-fhat

Jise mile qadardan aaisi sundar ... woh prani hai naseeb ka sikandar

Yeh whiskey soda agar aap peeyega ... toh whiskey soda andar aur aapka dum bahar

Haath kangan ko aarsi kya ... joh Urdu padhe uske liye Farsi kya

Sookha jungle, geela parbat, jadugar ki kasam ... ek kadam bhi aage aaya, ho jayega bhasam

Moti chachi, lamba chacha jab aayenge home ... patthar jaisa dil dono ka ban jayega maum

Petrol ka bhav badh gaya ... tarkaari ka bhav badh gaya ... tera bhav bhi badh gaya kya?

Inhe aaisa kadva aadmi hai ki agar ganderi khake thukenga ... toh uspe makkhi bhi nahi behethengi