Ban toh raha hai Birla ... par pahunch na jana Kerala

Aye param pita parmeshwar ... maar maar ke pahucha diya Mahabaleshwar

Sabzi kharab ho toh usse phek dete hai ... lekin aadmi kharab hai kaike, usse phekte nahi ... sudhaar lete hai

Isko toh electrician hona chahiye tha ... har baat pe fuse udhta hai saale ka

Bypass mein kabhi kabhi aadmi pass bhi ho jata hai

Woh Jackie Chan hai toh main Johnny Chan hoon ... woh Hong Kong hai toh main Hindustan hoon ... mujhe side nah de toh suicide hai ... mere left se bache toh right hai ... kai aaye kai marre, Johnny Chan se sabhi darre

Hum dard bechte hai, khareedte nahi hai

Opposition agar janta ko bhashan deti hai ... toh hum janta ko ration denge

Agar rishwat lete huve pakde jao ... toh rishwat dekar choot jao

Mann mein itna loud baat karoge toh awaaz toh aayegi na

Aajkal logon ko aisa accountant chahiye ... joh hisaab barabar bhi rakhe aur zaroorat aane par hisaab barabar bhi kar sake

Arey bewakoof, kuve ka pani peena hai toh jaake kuve pe pee ... ghar mein kyun kuva khod raha hai tu?

Mere haath kanoon se zyada lambe hai ... jahan mera haath ja sakta hai, wahan kanoon ka haath nahi ja sakta

Chal maafi maang nahi to sar, pair, mooh sab ek design ka bana doonga ... maafi maang!

Joh hamari baat nahi maanta ... main usse singh maarke Singapore bana deta hoon

Agar woh deadly don hai, toh main bhi deadly daayan hoon

Jhinga machi, machi hai ... lekin machi nahin, jhinga hai ... khoa ki barfi, barfi hai ... lekin barfi nahin, khoa hai

Jaya-ji ke baad ... bada vacuum aa gaya hai industry mein

Ek taraf patti doosri taraf party

Once a Hyderabadi ... always a Hyderabadi