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# 2301

Bachchon se haath nahi milaya jaata hai ... unhe aashirwad diya jaata hai

You don't shake hands with the kids ... you give them blessings

The Xpose

Himesh Reshammiya

Comedy
6
# 2302

Paise ke lalach ne tere dimaag ke tire ko puncture kar diya hai ... aur andhar se akal ki hawa nikaal di hai

The greed of money has punctured the tire of your brain ... and removed the air of sense from inside

Chhote Sarkar

Kader Khan

Money•Comedy
6
# 2303

Arre kaan mein gobar pack kar liye ho ka? ... saala teesra time ring kar rahe hai

Have you packed cow dung in your ears or what? ... bloody I'm calling you for the third time

Apaharan

Unknown

Comedy
Play Video
6
# 2304

Akad bakad bambay bo, assi nabbe jaane do, nabbe baad kiya tha joh, gunah hua ab sazaa lo ... akad bakad bambay bo, sazaa hui ab gunah lo

Eenie meenie miney mo, eighty ninety let it go, what you did after ninety, was a crime now take the punishment ... eenie meenie miney mo, the punishment is over now do the crime

Kidnap

Imran Khan

Crime•Poem•Comedy
6
# 2305

Jisse dekho sharif aadmi dhoondta hai ... kyun ki ek sharif aadmi ki wajah se dus badmaashon ka ghar chalta hai

Everyone is looking for a honest person ... because the houses of ten wicked people depends on one honest person

Barsaat

Harish Patel

Truth & Honesty•House•Comedy
6
# 2306

Aslam bhai ko joh raag patti deta hai na ... usko Aslam bhai malam patti deta hai

The one who acts smart with rowdy Aslam ... rowdy Aslam smashes him up

Love Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Karega

Johnny Lever

Rowdyism•Comedy
Play Video
6
# 2307

Is umar mein toh shareer second hand Ambassador ki tarah hota hai ... kabhi carburetor mein kachra, kabhi suspension mein lafda ... toh baar baar servicing ke liye jaana padta hai

At this age the body becomes like a second hand Ambassador (car) ... sometimes there is dust in the carburetor, sometimes there are problems in the suspension ... hence I have to go again and again for servicing

Cheeni Kum

Paresh Rawal

Transportation•Comedy
6
# 2308

Kya tum chahati ho ki main chahun ki yeh hamari pehli date ho?

Do you want that I should want that this be our first date?

Aisha

Arunoday Singh

Comedy
6
# 2309

Saintalis ke pehle angrez jaan le rahe the ... saintalis ke baad angrezi jaan le rahi hai

Before 1947 the Englishmen were killing us ... and after 1947 English is killing us

Bas Itna Sa Khwaab Hai

Unknown

Comedy
6
# 2310

Abbe kya rakha hai in baaton mein ... khurpa lele haathon mein

There is nothing in these talks ... take a cooking spoon in your hands

Milenge Milenge

Satish Kaushik

Comedy
6
# 2311

Jawaani unhi ke liye hai joh jawaan hai

Youthfulness is only for those who are young

Shaukeen

Ashok Kumar

Comedy
6
# 2312

Is naari ki aaisi tarkari banata hoon ... ke sarkari gaadi mujhe izzat se lene aaye

I will smash this woman such that ... the government vehicle will come to pick me up with respect

Hadh Kar Di Aapne

Johnny Lever

Comedy•Government•Transportation
Play Video
6
# 2313

Aankhon ne kar diya kaam tamaam ... kya hai aap ka shubh naam?

The eyes destroyed the work ... what is your good name?

Hadh Kar Di Aapne

Govinda

Comedy
Play Video
6
# 2314

Main haddi nahi hoon hadda hoon ... apne daddy ka dadda hoon ... divorce karane ka adda hoon

I'm not a bone, I'm the real deal ... I am the father of my father ... and the place for getting divorce

Hadh Kar Di Aapne

Johnny Lever

Comedy
Play Video
6
# 2315

Umar ka rog jism ko lagta hai jigar ko nahi

The illness of age applies to the body, not to the heart

Aa Gale Lag Jaa

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
6
# 2316

Woh bhookhi pyasi nahi hai, uska pet bhar gaya hai ... mohabbat ki hawa khake, ishq ka sharbat peke

She is not hungry and thirsty, her stomach is full ... by eating the air of love and drinking the drink of romance

Aa Gale Lag Jaa

Paresh Rawal

Romance•Food & Drinks•Comedy
6
# 2317

Oye guess kar ... chawani doonga

Take a guess ... I'll give you 25 paise

Pardesi Babu

Satish Kaushik

Comedy•Money
6
# 2318

Tera husn meri taqat, teri tezzi meri himmat ... is sangam se joh aulad pehda hogi ... yun samajh aulad nahi faulad hogi

Your body is my strength, your speed is my courage ... and the child that will be born with this union ... will be of steel, not just a child

Khoon Pasina

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy•Courage
6
# 2319

Taala mazboot hone se kuch nahi hota hai ... darwaza mazboot hona chahiye

Having a strong lock doesn't do any good ... you need a strong door

Geraftaar

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
6
# 2320

Agar khubsoorat ladki ko na chedo ... toh woh bhi toh uski beizzati hoti hai na

If you don't tease a beautiful girl ... then that also is disrespectful to her

Maalamaal

Satish Shah

Women•Comedy
6
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