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# 2301

Agar aapne mere chote malik ki koi bhi choti ya badi baat mere bade malik ke bade malik se ki ... toh mere bade malik ke bade malik mere chote malik ke chote malik ko bade se bada lecture de denge

If you say anything small or big about my younger boss to the elder boss of my elder boss ... then the elder boss of my elder boss will give one big lecture to the younger boss of my younger boss

Coolie No. 1 (2020)

Unknown

Comedy
7
# 2302

Aadmi aur bandar, kitne bhi budha jaaye ... gulati maarna nahi bhoolte

Be it a man or a monkey, no matter how old they get ... they'll never forget how to do a somersault

Motichoor Chaknachoor

Unknown

Men•Animals & Birds•Comedy
7
# 2303

Teri soch bhi kachra, ghar bhi kachra, kachre pe tu palta hai ... tujhe dekhte hi maine tol liya, beta tu toh halka hai

Your thinking is junk, your house is junk, and you live with junk ... the moment when I saw you, I knew that you're a cheap person

Gully Boy

Unknown

Comedy
7
# 2304

Akeli ladki na doodh ke patele ki tarah hoti hai ... mauka dekhkar koi na koi billa mooh maarne ki koshish zaroor karega

A single woman is like a bowl of milk ... some cat or the other will seize the opportunity and try to drink her

Teri Bhabhi Hai Pagle

Unknown

Women•Comedy
7
# 2305

Sab meri shaadi ke peeche aise padhe huye the, jaise India ka GDP meri shaadi pe depend karta hai

Everyone was behind getting me married, as if India's GDP (Gross Domestic Product) is dependent on my marriage

Shubh Mangal Saavdhan

Ayushmann Khurrana

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
7
# 2306

Motorcar pe nahi, sanskar pe dhyan do

Concentrate on the ethos and not the motorcar

Patel Ki Punjabi Shaadi

Paresh Rawal

Comedy•Transportation
7
# 2307

Aapke yeh Bernard Shaw wale idea jisne maan liye na ... usko toh Waheguru bhi nahi bacha sakte

The one who listens to these Bernard Shaw ideas of yours ... even God won't be able to save him

Mubarakan

Arjun Kapoor

Comedy
7
# 2308

Agar tum dono ne pehle din hi jhoote pati ka patta pehan liya na ... toh sari zindagi bow-bow bhi karte rahoge na ... toh meow-meow hi sunai dena hai

If both of you wear the tag of a lying husband on the first day itself ... then even if you bark bow-bow like a dog for your entire life ... then to it'll sound meow-meow like a cat

Mubarakan

Anil Kapoor

Animals & Birds•Comedy
7
# 2309

Tere liye kaam karte karte logon ka paseena nikla ... aur tu toh bahut bada kameena nikla ... tune toh bola tha tu izzat dega ... lekin kya pata tha tu saala hamari bhi le lega

People sweated a lot while they worked for you ... but you turned out to be a big rascal ... you had said that you'll give respect ... but who knew that you'll get us in trouble as well

Guest Iin London

Paresh Rawal

Shayari•Comedy
7
# 2310

Videshi mooh se desi zubaan sunkar aisa lagta hai ... jaise kaanch ke glass mein kankar daalkar khakda diya ho kisi ne

Listening to a foreigner speak Hindi language is like ... someone is shaking a glass full of stones

Shivaay

Ajay Devgan

Comedy
7
# 2311

Face jitna bhola ... utna hi aag ka gola

Her face looks innocent ... but she's a fireball

Magadheera

Unknown

Comedy
7
# 2312

Mujhe zyada bolne ki aadat nahi hai ... main joh bolta hoon woh sun aur joh nahi bolta hoon woh dhyaan se sun

I'm not in the habit of saying a lot ... listen to what I'm saying and listen carefully to what I'm not saying

Awaargi

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
7
# 2313

Teri tasveer mein tujhse bhi ek khoob nirali hai ... lipat lo jitna jee chahe, na gussa hai na gaali hai

Your photo has one good thing more than you ... you can embrace it how much ever you want, it doesn't get angry nor does it curse

Aaye Din Bahaar Ke

Rajendra Nath

Shayari•Romance•Comedy
7
# 2314

Na jaane log lakhpati crorepati kaise ban jaate hai ... apna toh pati banana mushkil ho raha hai

I don't know how people become rich ... when it's so hard for me just to become a husband

Aaye Din Bahaar Ke

Dharmendra

Money•Husband & Wife•Comedy
7
# 2315

Doodh dhari gaiyaan ki lattiyan aur bin byaahi chokariyan ki battiyan ... toh sehni hi padegi

The kicks of the cow who gives milk and the talks of an unmarried girl ... one has to bear them

Gautam Govinda

Ishrat Ali

Comedy•Animals & Birds•Food & Drinks
7
# 2316

Zindabad, murdabad ... Hyderabad, Ahmedabad ... aaise mein yeh gareeb toh ho jaaye na barbaad

Long live, down down ... Hyderabad, Ahmedabad ... with these slogans a poor man will get destroyed

Jaanwar

Johnny Lever

Comedy•City & Places
Play Video
7
# 2317

Neta logon ki aadat hi hai ... jab soote hai toh soote rehte hai ... aur jab jagenge toh cheenkhne chilaane lagte hai

Politicians have this habit ... when they sleep then they sleep for a long time ... and when they wake up they start to scream and shout

Kaal Chakra

Unknown

Politics•Comedy
7
# 2318

Petrol ka daam badta hai litre ke hisaab se ... auto waala kaise chalayega meter ke hisaab se

The rate of petrol rises based on litre ... then how can a rickshaw driver charge based on the meter

Aaghaaz

Johnny Lever

Shayari•Money•Comedy
Play Video
7
# 2319

Tumne toh kamaal kar diya ... dhoti ko phaadkar rumaal kar diya

You have done such a great job ... you ripped a loincloth and made it into a handkerchief

Bhai

Shakti Kapoor

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
7
# 2320

Khetti kisaan ki hogi joh us par kaam karta hai ... zameendar ki nahi joh us par aaram karta hai

The farms will belong to the farmers who work on them ... and not to the landlords who relax on them

Suryaa

Raaj Kumar

Comedy
7
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