Dance a day keeps the doctor away

Aaj ke baad ek saal tak roz tujhe tapli marenge ... aur tu inch-inch chota hota jayega

Har kadam par ek kutta milega tumhe ... par tum chaho toh woh tumhara nahi, tum uska istamal kar sakti ho

It's not the age ... it's the mileage!

Abhe oh dukkar Fiat ke cancelled model

Hum toh kalakar hai ... hamari kala ki taqdeer mein car likhi hi nahi hai ... yeh kalakar bekaar sadakon par dhukaar ki tarah ghoom raha hai, dhukaar ki tarah

Meri kismat se tu mujhe mili miss ... mutual funds are subject to market risk

Opportunity hamesha mujhe poke, mail, spam aur like karti hai ... aur main darwaze pe khada uski khat-khat ki intezar karta raha

Woh dekh-dekh hum mein jeete hai ... hum dekh-dekh unhe peete hai ... yeh meri zaar ka nada nahi hai doston ... mere phatte jooton ke beete hai

Jin jin cheezon se zindagi, zindagi lagti hai ... kambhakt doctor unhi ko cheen lete hai

Hum court mein dimaag se lade hai toh Baazigar ka Shah Rukh Khan hoon ... mukka laat se lade hai toh Judwaa ka Salman Khan hoon ... aur jazbaat se lade hai toh Sarfarosh ka Aamir Khan hoon

Itni beizzati maine zindagi mein ek saath kabhi nahi jheli hai

Na rahega bambu, na rahega tambu ... na rahega tent, aur na hogi engagement

Abbe teri patni hai ki batate vade ki chutney hai ... jis tarah se chutney har thali mein batti rehti hai, har batate vade ko patti rehti hai ... us tarah se tumhari patni ka har station pe boyfriend hai yaar

Mashooq mere saath hai, boat mere haath hai ... dil mein armaan hai, jigar mein toofan hai

Tera husn meri taqat, teri tezzi meri himmat ... is sangam se joh aulad pehda hogi ... yun samajh aulad nahi faulad hogi

Tu hai aag main hoon shola ... aaja meri Coca-Cola

Vidyarthi woh hote hai joh vidya ka arth nikaalte hai ... magar aap log toh vidya ki arthi nikaal rahe hai

Lovingiri more danger than bhaigiri

Joking re ... sense of humorous