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# 2281
Tum aaise ulloo ke patthe ke saath kaise shaadi kar sakti ho?
How can you marry such a fool?

Dil Hai Ke Manta Nahin

Anupam Kher

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
8
# 2282
Main bhaagta nahi hoon ... bhagaata hoon
I don't run ... I make others run

Shortcut Romeo

Neil Nitin Mukesh

Rowdyism•Comedy
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8
# 2283
Tumko meetha sochna bhi mana hai
You are not even allowed to think sweet

Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa

Unknown

Comedy•Food & Drinks
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8
# 2284
Arey bewakoof, kuve ka pani peena hai toh jaake kuve pe pee ... ghar mein kyun kuva khod raha hai tu?
You fool, if you want to drink the water from the well then go to the well and drink ... why are you digging a well inside the house?

Zakhm

Unknown

Comedy•Food & Drinks•House
8
# 2285
Iski janam kundli mein toh sab kundli maarkar behthey hain
In his horoscope everyone is sitting in a coiled position

Mujhse Shaadi Karogi

Unknown

Comedy
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# 2286
Jaise hi maine uski kanpatti par ye gunpatti rakhi ... uska chehra bina doodh ki chai jaisa kala pad gaya
The moment I aimed this gun beneath his ears ... his face became black like tea without milk

Awara Paagal Deewana

Om Puri

Comedy•Food & Drinks•Rowdyism
8
# 2287
Abhe oye saale kaale angrez ki pehdayish
Hey you son of a dark foreigner

Jaal

Mithun Chakraborty

Rowdyism•Comedy
8
# 2288
Face Sonali, taange Raveena aur aankhen Karishma
Her face is like Sonali, legs are like Raveena and eyes are like Karishma

Gunda

Ishrat Ali

Comedy
8
# 2289
Ek taraf patti doosri taraf party
One one side husband and other side party

Amar Prem

Rajesh Khanna

Husband & Wife•Comedy
8
# 2290
Rishwat khao aur rishwat khilao
Take bribe and give bribe

Police Public

Naseeruddin Shah

Comedy
8
# 2291
Ekdum bundal, bakwaas aur badtameez chokri ho
You are a liar, rubbish and mannerless girl

Karma

Jackie Shroff

Rowdyism•Comedy
8
# 2292
You can kiraaye pe lease it
You can lease it on a lease

Bunty Aur Babli

Rani Mukherjee

Comedy
8
# 2293
Log apna paap dhone ke liye Haridwar jaate hai ... main toh khud Ganga ko tere pass leke aa raha hoon
People go to Haridwar to get rid of their sins ... I'm myself bringing Ganga to you

Knock Out

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy
8
# 2294
Arre bhagwan ke liye chhod doon to main kya karoon? ... prasad khaon?
What should I do if I leave you for God? ... eat the sacrament?

Shakti Kapoor

Religion & God•Comedy•Food & Drinks
8
# 2295
Shhalaam Shhaab!
Salute (to you) Sir!

Unknown

Comedy
8
# 2296
Trailer aksar achcha hota hai ... film bakwas nikalti hai
Trailer is usually good ... the film comes out to be bad

Bluffmaster

Nana Patekar

Comedy
8
# 2297
Yeh is ghar ki new member ... harami bahu ... hamari bahu
She is the new member of this house ... our evil daughter-in-law ... oh I meant our beloved daughter-in-law

Teri Baaton Mein Aisa Uljha Jiya

Unknown

House•Comedy
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7
# 2298
Shaadi vagaira na bahut mushkil cheez hoti hai ... vegetarian sherni ke gufa mein rehne jaisi mushkil ... woh tumhe khayegi nahi kyun ki woh vegetarian hai ... lekin darati rehegi dahaadein maar maar ke ... oow, oow
Being married is a very tough thing ... it's tough like living in a cave of a vegetarian tigress ... she won't eat you because she's vegetarian ... but she'll keep roaring and scaring you ... oow, oow

Jugjugg Jeeyo

Anil Kapoor

Marriage & Wedding•Animals & Birds•Comedy
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7
# 2299
(Teacher kya hai tumhare liye?) - Joh doosron ko murga banata hai aur khud anda deta hai
(What is a teacher for you?) - The one who turns others into a chicken but himself gives an egg like zero

Bachchhan Paandey

Akshay Kumar

Comedy•Animals & Birds•Food & Drinks
7
# 2300
Yeh world hai na world, is mein do prakaar ke log hote hai ... ek woh joh galat kaam nahi karte aur pakde bhi nahi jaate ... aur doosre woh joh galat kaam toh nahi karte, par bechare phir bhi pakad liye jaate hai
There are two kinds of people in this world ... first who don't do wrong things and hence don't get caught ... and second who don't do wrong things as well, but yet the poor ones still get caught

Bunty Aur Babli 2

Pankaj Tripathi

World & Universe•Comedy
7
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