Dame ki bimari kuch aaisi hai jaise ghar aaya hua mehmaan ... aaj hai, kal nahi

Jinke saath main yeh sab karta tha na woh sab party pack the ... yeh family pack hai

Honi ko kaun taal sakta hai ... joh hona hai wohi hoga ... bachche ke diaper jitne bhi badalo ... geela toh woh karega bichauna

Jaise kamino ki pechaan jail mein piste hue chakki ko hoti hai ... vaise apne jijo ki pehchaan Lakhwinder Singh Lakha urf Lucky ko hoti hai

Tum itna ooncha kyun bolti ho ... kauve khaye the kya bachpan mein?

Coffee bhi baimaan cheez hai ... woh dekhti hai usse peene waala kaun hai ... us hisaab se banti hai

Tum jaise log na shaadi se pehle maine pyar kiya ... aur shaadi ki baat aayi toh yeh maine kya kiya

Isko daru na mile toh hangover ho jaata hai

Main iski daulat nikalna chahta hoon ... noton ki deewar banana chahta hoon ... us mein noton ki chhat, noton ki farsh, noton ke furniture, noton ka choola, noton ke bartan ... note pakayenge, note khayenge aur phir us mein hum note ki tarah chipak jayenge

Saanp ka kaata kam se kam mar toh jaata hai ... lekin aurat ka sataya na mar sakta hai, na jee sakta hai

Kab tak bolo chupi rahogi oh meri Asha ... maine padh li aaj tumhare naino ki basha

Jab samne waala garam hota hai na ... toh khud ko naram rehne ka

Pet ki awaaz ke samne aatma aur parmatma dono ki awaaz gayab ho jaati hai

Keeda makoda ... bin tel ka pakoda!

Hindustan mein jab tak aapki jeb mein paisa hai ... log poochte hai kaisa hai?

Joh kholna hai khol dena ... dil mat kholna

Che mahine ke baad sab biwiyan bhoot ban jaati hai

Kalyug mein chamatkar ko hi namaskar kiya jaata hai

Yeh pyar naam ka virus hota hi bada gadbad hai

Kisi fan se latkakar tumhe aaisa ghumaonga ... ki bhool jaoge ki insaan ho ya latoo