Tum aaise ulloo ke patthe ke saath kaise shaadi kar sakti ho?

Main bhaagta nahi hoon ... bhagaata hoon

Tumko meetha sochna bhi mana hai

Arey bewakoof, kuve ka pani peena hai toh jaake kuve pe pee ... ghar mein kyun kuva khod raha hai tu?

Iski janam kundli mein toh sab kundli maarkar behthey hain

Jaise hi maine uski kanpatti par ye gunpatti rakhi ... uska chehra bina doodh ki chai jaisa kala pad gaya

Abhe oye saale kaale angrez ki pehdayish

Face Sonali, taange Raveena aur aankhen Karishma

Ek taraf patti doosri taraf party

Rishwat khao aur rishwat khilao

Ekdum bundal, bakwaas aur badtameez chokri ho

You can kiraaye pe lease it

Log apna paap dhone ke liye Haridwar jaate hai ... main toh khud Ganga ko tere pass leke aa raha hoon

Arre bhagwan ke liye chhod doon to main kya karoon? ... prasad khaon?

Shhalaam Shhaab!

Trailer aksar achcha hota hai ... film bakwas nikalti hai

Yeh is ghar ki new member ... harami bahu ... hamari bahu

Shaadi vagaira na bahut mushkil cheez hoti hai ... vegetarian sherni ke gufa mein rehne jaisi mushkil ... woh tumhe khayegi nahi kyun ki woh vegetarian hai ... lekin darati rehegi dahaadein maar maar ke ... oow, oow

(Teacher kya hai tumhare liye?) - Joh doosron ko murga banata hai aur khud anda deta hai

Yeh world hai na world, is mein do prakaar ke log hote hai ... ek woh joh galat kaam nahi karte aur pakde bhi nahi jaate ... aur doosre woh joh galat kaam toh nahi karte, par bechare phir bhi pakad liye jaate hai