Har shayara ko shaadi kar leni chahiye ... shohar achcha mile toh zindagi achchi kat jaati hai ... na mile toh shayari achchi ho hi jaati hai

Jinhe kuch nahi chahiye hota hai na ... woh apna kaam bahut zimmedari se karte hai

Sir, aap apni formalities poori kijiye ... main apni duty poori karta hoon

Aap namak ka haq ada karo ... main mitti ka haq ada karta hoon

Dono taange tudawa ke apne pairon pe khada hona seekha hai

Karun toh kya karun ... software mein salary soft hai ... hardware bahut hard hai ... real estate mein real gunde bhare hai ... construction mein salary kam hai ... faltu naukri karoonga toh ghar waale shaadi karayenge

Insaan ki shaksiyat aur jazbaat uske kaam mein nazar aati hai

Aap apni naukri rakh lijiye ... main apna attitude rakh leta hoon

The boss is always right!

Mere pitaji ka kehna tha ki ... kaam jazbaat ke saath karo ... jazbaati hokar nahi

Kamra ho, naukri ho ... toh heech dilwale dulhania le jayenge ... nahi toh hum aapke hain koun?

Generally hamari generation ke log plan karke kaam karte hai ... lekin mere jaise smart log kaam karte karte plan kar lete hai

Kutton ka koi Sunday nahi hota ... kutte saaton din kutte hi hote hai

Police waale ko thokne ka anjaam pata hai kya hai? ... ikkis saal jail aur thukkai alag se ... aur ussi police waale ne agar tumhe thokka, toh promotion alag se aur bahaduri ka medal bhi

Mard khana banaye toh kala hai ... aurat banaye toh uska farz hai

Main ek bodyguard hoon ... meri duty ke ilawa na mujhe kuch dikhai deta hai, na mujhe kuch sunai deta hai

Kabhi pay check milte waqt ... tumhare aankhon mein aasun aye hai?

Yeh kaam bhi kitni chalu cheez hai na ... jab kaam ko time chahiye hota hai toh family adjust karti hai na ... aur jab family ko time chahiye toh kaam ko toh adjust karna padega

Meri zindagi, meri khushiyan sab mera career hai

Kaam kaam kaam ... subah dophar shaam