Kuch nashe aaise hote hai joh kiye nahi jaate ... ho jaate hai

Inspector saab kanoon aur farz ke rakhwaale baad mein banna ... pehle dil ke rakhwaale bano

Sachchai ke aasoon se dil pighla karte hai ... tum jaise patthar nahi

Mere do hi rule hai ... rule no. 1, mera paisa kabhi khona nahi ... aur rule no. 2, rule no. 1 kabhi bhoolna nahi

Zindagi ki raftar jitni tezz hai ... traffic utni hi rukavatein daal deta hai ... kai baar raaste badalne padte hai ghar pahunchne ke liye

Joh aankhon se dikh jaaye ... woh zakhm hi kya

Maut ki taiyaari pehda hote hi shuru ho jaati hai

I can talk cars, I can walk cars ... infact main khud hi ek car hoon

I'm going to jack off till my d*ck falls off

Mohabbatein karna aur mohabbaton ko jeetna ... yeh toh hamara kaam hai

Har Ram ka apna Ravan ... har Ram ka apna Dussehra

99% kahaniyan "I Love You" pe khatam ho jaati hai ... pata hai kyun? ... it's the beginning of the end

Koi aur jeete, uske liye aaise dil se taali bajao jaise tum apne liye sunna chahti ho ... toh is tarah kabhi koi haarta nahi hai ... hum sub kisi na kisi tarah jeet ke hissedaar hote hai

Kya house hai, kya blouse hai, kya aapka koi spouse hai?

Joh kaal ke saath badal jaaye woh akaal hi kaisa

Kisi ko apne haath se khana khilane ka mauka milna ... rab ki badi meher hoti hai

Jab dillagi dil ki lagi ban jaati hai ... toh patthar dil bhi pighal jaate hai

Aap sir hamare khandan par kalank hai ... aap nange TV par gir gaye ... aap nange ladies par nahi gir sakte the

Barah aur char ke beech mard chutya jaata hai ... over commit karta hai, senti ho jaata hai, rote dhote kahin bhi mooh maar leta hai ... basically dimag se nahi patloon se soochne lagta hai

Dame ki bimari kuch aaisi hai jaise ghar aaya hua mehmaan ... aaj hai, kal nahi