Mr. Policeman you should become the protector of law and duty ... after you become the protector of the heart

The tears of truth can melt hearts ... not stones like you

Surely you are a fool ... because a man becomes an idiot only after he gets married

What can be seem from the eyes ... that wound is nothing

I have only two rules ... rule no. 1, never lose my money ... and rule no. 2, never forget rule no. 1

The faster the speed of life is ... the traffic puts that many blocks ... many a times you have to change my path to reach home

I can talk cars, I can walk cars ... infact I'm myself a car

The preparation for death starts right when that person is born

99% stories end on "I Love You" ... you know why? ... because it's the beginning of the end

To love and to win love ... is my work

The one who changes with time ain't a timeless person

I'm going to jack off till my d*ck falls off

When pleasantry turns into love ... then even the stone hearted people melt

To feed food to someone made by your own hands ... is a great blessing of God

Asthma is like a guest in the house ... it's there today, but gone tomorrow

When someone else wins, clap for them from your heart just the way you wanted to hear the claps for youself ... that way no one loses ... we all become a part of the victory in some way or the other

What a house, what a blouse, do you have a spouse?

Every Lord Rama has his own Ravana ... every Lord Rama has his own festival of Dussehra

The lips are shivering, the eyes are blinking ... is this magic or passion or the effect of someone's love

You're a disgrace to our family ... you fell naked on the TV ... why couldn't you fall naked on a woman