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Saif Ali Khan
Saif Ali Khan

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# 81

Kuch nashe aaise hote hai joh kiye nahi jaate ... ho jaate hai


There are some intoxications that don't have to be done ... they happen by themselves

# 82

Inspector saab kanoon aur farz ke rakhwaale baad mein banna ... pehle dil ke rakhwaale bano


Mr. Policeman you should become the protector of law and duty ... after you become the protector of the heart

# 83

Sachchai ke aasoon se dil pighla karte hai ... tum jaise patthar nahi


The tears of truth can melt hearts ... not stones like you

# 84

Mere do hi rule hai ... rule no. 1, mera paisa kabhi khona nahi ... aur rule no. 2, rule no. 1 kabhi bhoolna nahi


I have only two rules ... rule no. 1, never lose my money ... and rule no. 2, never forget rule no. 1

# 85

Zindagi ki raftar jitni tezz hai ... traffic utni hi rukavatein daal deta hai ... kai baar raaste badalne padte hai ghar pahunchne ke liye


The faster the speed of life is ... the traffic puts that many blocks ... many a times you have to change my path to reach home

# 86

Joh aankhon se dikh jaaye ... woh zakhm hi kya


What can be seem from the eyes ... that wound is nothing

# 87

Maut ki taiyaari pehda hote hi shuru ho jaati hai


The preparation for death starts right when that person is born

# 88

I can talk cars, I can walk cars ... infact main khud hi ek car hoon


I can talk cars, I can walk cars ... infact I'm myself a car

# 89

I'm going to jack off till my d*ck falls off


I'm going to jack off till my d*ck falls off

# 90

Mohabbatein karna aur mohabbaton ko jeetna ... yeh toh hamara kaam hai


To love and to win love ... is my work

# 91

Har Ram ka apna Ravan ... har Ram ka apna Dussehra


Every Lord Rama has his own Ravana ... every Lord Rama has his own festival of Dussehra

# 92

99% kahaniyan "I Love You" pe khatam ho jaati hai ... pata hai kyun? ... it's the beginning of the end


99% stories end on "I Love You" ... you know why? ... because it's the beginning of the end

# 93

Koi aur jeete, uske liye aaise dil se taali bajao jaise tum apne liye sunna chahti ho ... toh is tarah kabhi koi haarta nahi hai ... hum sub kisi na kisi tarah jeet ke hissedaar hote hai


When someone else wins, clap for them from your heart just the way you wanted to hear the claps for youself ... that way no one loses ... we all become a part of the victory in some way or the other

# 94

Kya house hai, kya blouse hai, kya aapka koi spouse hai?


What a house, what a blouse, do you have a spouse?

# 95

Joh kaal ke saath badal jaaye woh akaal hi kaisa


The one who changes with time ain't a timeless person

# 96

Kisi ko apne haath se khana khilane ka mauka milna ... rab ki badi meher hoti hai


To feed food to someone made by your own hands ... is a great blessing of God

# 97

Jab dillagi dil ki lagi ban jaati hai ... toh patthar dil bhi pighal jaate hai


When pleasantry turns into love ... then even the stone hearted people melt

# 98

Aap sir hamare khandan par kalank hai ... aap nange TV par gir gaye ... aap nange ladies par nahi gir sakte the


You're a disgrace to our family ... you fell naked on the TV ... why couldn't you fall naked on a woman

# 99

Barah aur char ke beech mard chutya jaata hai ... over commit karta hai, senti ho jaata hai, rote dhote kahin bhi mooh maar leta hai ... basically dimag se nahi patloon se soochne lagta hai


In between 12am and 4am a man goes crazy ... he over commits, he becomes sentimental, cryingly he goes for anything ... basically he thinks from within his pants and not from his mind

# 100

Dame ki bimari kuch aaisi hai jaise ghar aaya hua mehmaan ... aaj hai, kal nahi


Asthma is like a guest in the house ... it's there today, but gone tomorrow

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