Mere do hi rule hai ... rule no. 1, mera paisa kabhi khona nahi ... aur rule no. 2, rule no. 1 kabhi bhoolna nahi

Tu emotions par chalta hai ... main maths par

Zindagi ki raftar jitni tezz hai ... traffic utni hi rukavatein daal deta hai ... kai baar raaste badalne padte hai ghar pahunchne ke liye

Kuch nashe aaise hote hai joh kiye nahi jaate ... ho jaate hai

Kya house hai, kya blouse hai, kya aapka koi spouse hai?

Maut ki taiyaari pehda hote hi shuru ho jaati hai

I can talk cars, I can walk cars ... infact main khud hi ek car hoon

Sachchai ke aasoon se dil pighla karte hai ... tum jaise patthar nahi

I'm going to jack off till my d*ck falls off

Koi aur jeete, uske liye aaise dil se taali bajao jaise tum apne liye sunna chahti ho ... toh is tarah kabhi koi haarta nahi hai ... hum sub kisi na kisi tarah jeet ke hissedaar hote hai

Joh aankhon se dikh jaaye ... woh zakhm hi kya

Joh kaal ke saath badal jaaye woh akaal hi kaisa

Barah aur char ke beech mard chutya jaata hai ... over commit karta hai, senti ho jaata hai, rote dhote kahin bhi mooh maar leta hai ... basically dimag se nahi patloon se soochne lagta hai

Dame ki bimari kuch aaisi hai jaise ghar aaya hua mehmaan ... aaj hai, kal nahi

Mohabbatein karna aur mohabbaton ko jeetna ... yeh toh hamara kaam hai

Yeh world hai na world, is mein do tarah ke log hote hai ... pehle woh joh darshak banke khel ka lutf lete hai ... aur doosre woh joh maidaan mein utarke khelte hai, aur khel ka rukh badalte hai

Har Ram ka apna Ravan ... har Ram ka apna Dussehra

99% kahaniyan "I Love You" pe khatam ho jaati hai ... pata hai kyun? ... it's the beginning of the end

Yeh world hai na world, is mein do tarah ke log hote hai ... pehle woh joh rasta seedha pakadte hai aur har raat chain ki neend sote hai ... aur duje woh joh rasta tedha pakadte hai aur har raat aise jeete hai jaise ki woh unki aakhri raat ho

Kisi ko apne haath se khana khilane ka mauka milna ... rab ki badi meher hoti hai