Yeh zindagi bahut lambi hai ... aur hamare pass waqt bahut kam hai

Kya aap believe karte hai love at first sight mein ... yah main dobaara ghoom ke aao?

Nazar teer par nahi ... nishaane par honi chahiye

Main shayar toh nahi magar aye haseen ... aage ki lines main jaanta nahi

Maa ne kaha tha beta kabhi kisi ka dil nahi todna ... toh humne dil ko chhodke baki sab toda

Aaj zindagi ki race lagate hain ... joh jeet gaya, sabkuch uska

Aadmi ko subah jaldi uthna chahiye ... varna saare kaam adhoore reh jate hai

Hamare yahan badla lene ki parampara hai ... koi corporate culture nahi hai ... ki agli deal mein purane nuksaan ko adjust kar lenge

Race car nahin ... chalane waala jeet-ta hai

Goli chalane ke liye plan nahi ... jigra chahiye

Joh aadmi bahut hasta hai ... woh rota bhi bahut hai

Main sabse zyada aur hamesha ... sirf tumse pyar karoonga

Main apni haar ko bhi celebrate karta hoon

Ya toh dosti gehri hai ... ya yeh photo 3D hai

Tumhari badkismat hai ki tum jeet gaye

Social service hai tumhari smile ... dekho dekho tension kam ho rahe hai duniya mein

Bewakoof aur chutiye mein dhaage bhar ka farak hota haiga bhaiya ... dhaage ke ingay bewakoof aur ungay chutiya ... aur joh dhaaga hainch lo, toh kaun hai bewakoof aur kaun hai chutiya, crore rupiye ka prashan hai bhaiya

Main perfect nahi hoon, tum perfect nahi ho aur zindagi kabhi perfect nahi hogi ... par tum mere liye hamesha perfect hogi

Sher hoon main sher ... aur sher tab tak raja hota hai jab tak akela rehta hai

Paisa uska joh dhanda jaanta ho ... aur main hoon dhando no gando chokro