Don't fear come near ... put my jawani ka scooter in third gear

Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye ... toh mere bachche ka baap ban jaye

Tumhare vital stats kya hai?

Hum pagal nahi hai ... hamara dimaag kharab hai

Ram banaye jodi ... gadhe ko mil gayi ghodi

Kya house hai, kya blouse hai, kya aapka koi spouse hai?

Is duniya mein sirf do cheezein famous hai ... Bruce Lee ka karate aur Ashok Kumar ke parathe

Keeda makoda ... bin tel ka pakoda!