Sher hoon main sher ... aur sher tab tak raja hota hai jab tak akela rehta hai

Mohabbat ki amanat bahut bhaari hoti hai

Paisa uska joh dhanda jaanta ho ... aur main hoon dhando no gando chokro

Intelligence aur performance ... background ka mohtaj nahi hota

Main yeh nahi keh raha ki mere saath apni sari zindagi bitao ... kisse chahiye life long commitment? ... bas ek ek din karke jeeyenge ... na baad ka soochenge, na pehle ka yaad rakhenge ... bas aaj ko sambhalenge aur kya pata shayad aaise hi poori zindagi kat jayegi

Ek level ke baad insaan nahi ... daaru bolne lagti hai

Jee lenge hum ... is gham ko bhi pee lenge hum

Ek baar zindagi mein zaroor milna

Main juttha toh kutte ka jaana ... aur sachcha toh teri maa ka khasam ... bhenchod!

You really hate me na? ... and i love that

Haar aur jeet mein ek hi pharak hota hai ... bhook

Jhoot main bol nahi sakta ... aur sach tum pakad logi

Postcard shot hai tumhari aankhen ... perfect ... khwaab dikha deti hai logon ko ... joh bhi inhe dekhta hai apne aap ko dhoondta hai in mein

It's my Tom Cruise look yaar

Saala itna pressure, itna pressure ... cooker jaise feel kar raha hoon main ... tarkaari pak rahi hai andar

Mard apni poori zindagi mardangi ki baatein karte hai ... par pregnancy sunte hi jaise namard ho jaate hai

Family na aadmi ko chomu bana deti hai

Zyada bhala na bolna ... zyada bhali na choop ... zyada bhala na barasna ... zyada bhali na dhoop

Hum cake khane ke liye kahin bhi jaa sakte hai

Pyar picturon mein hi achcha lagta hai ... extra baatein edit kar dete hai