Tu hamesha correct baat bol deti hai jaaneman

Hot ho tum .... arre darr lagta hai mujhe ki kahin touch ho gayi toh jal na jaon main

Intelligence aur performance ... background ka mohtaj nahi hota

Jee lenge hum ... is gham ko bhi pee lenge hum

Mohabbat ki amanat bahut bhaari hoti hai

Main juttha toh kutte ka jaana ... aur sachcha toh teri maa ka khasam ... bhenchod!

Ek level ke baad insaan nahi ... daaru bolne lagti hai

Main yeh nahi keh raha ki mere saath apni sari zindagi bitao ... kisse chahiye life long commitment? ... bas ek ek din karke jeeyenge ... na baad ka soochenge, na pehle ka yaad rakhenge ... bas aaj ko sambhalenge aur kya pata shayad aaise hi poori zindagi kat jayegi

Haar aur jeet mein ek hi pharak hota hai ... bhook

Jhoot main bol nahi sakta ... aur sach tum pakad logi

Ek baar zindagi mein zaroor milna

Postcard shot hai tumhari aankhen ... perfect ... khwaab dikha deti hai logon ko ... joh bhi inhe dekhta hai apne aap ko dhoondta hai in mein

You really hate me na? ... and i love that

Saala itna pressure, itna pressure ... cooker jaise feel kar raha hoon main ... tarkaari pak rahi hai andar

Mard apni poori zindagi mardangi ki baatein karte hai ... par pregnancy sunte hi jaise namard ho jaate hai

It's my Tom Cruise look yaar

Hum cake khane ke liye kahin bhi jaa sakte hai

Aadmi ke paida hote hi kaal apne bhaise pe baithke chal padta hai usse vapis lewane ... aadmi ki zindagi utni jitna samay us bhaise ko laga us tak pahunchne mein

Zyada bhala na bolna ... zyada bhali na choop ... zyada bhala na barasna ... zyada bhali na dhoop

Family na aadmi ko chomu bana deti hai