Main perfect nahi hoon, tum perfect nahi ho aur zindagi kabhi perfect nahi hogi ... par tum mere liye hamesha perfect hogi

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Maan na maan ... no mehmaan

I don't the trust Indians ... (sorry) ... eggjactly

Yeh koi Hindustani sulabh shauchalay nahi ... jahan bandh hone waali cheez khulti nahi aur khulne waali cheez bandh nahi hoti

Sachchai recipes ki tarah hoti hai ... kuch batane mein mazaa hai, kuch chupane mein

When in the Rome ... do the Romans

You are wanting the Dundee daddies to giving you the spanking on your the bums

Wife working ... husband jerking

Funny guy, senses of humor ... I like that

Laaton ke bhoot baaton se nahi maante ... "Ghosts of the kicks not listening to the talks"

Do tarah ke Indians hote hai ... ek jinpe tum bharaso nahi kar sakte ... aur doosre jinhe tum bardaasht nahi kar sakte

Inke logic ka joh switch hai na woh hamesha off rehta hai ... aur agar galati se kabhi on bhi ho gaya ... toh regulator joh hai na hamesha zero pe hi rehta hai